[Notary]

1.0 Introduction

A wise man once said: “Surely, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.” Are women really the perfected masterpiece of mankind? Are men stupidly hypnotized by the beauty of women?

Isn’t it amazing to see how someone struggles to give a legless beggar one insignificant dollar but would gladly throw thousands of dollars on flower garlands for an attractive girl parading herself on a flower joint stage? Isn’t it unexplainable to see how an individual would carefully choose his SingTel mobile phone bill package that amounts to a maximum of S$150 a month compared to choosing a girl in a KTV joint that could easily cost S$150 for a 4-hour sexless session? Isn’t it baffling to see how your rich “brother” would drag his feet to lend you S$3000 but could easily spend S$5000 a night on drinks and exclusive escorts?

How about 西施(Xi Shi) ? The one woman who was the sole reason for Country Wu and Country Yue to go into war during the old China era in 496 BC (special thanks to David for this information). It seems like what Julius Henry Groucho Marx (1890 to 1977), an American comedian and television star once said was very true: “Men does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.“ What is so powerful about these women? Why could they so easily let our friends around us spend top dollars on them? Let us explore further.

2.0 Women’s Secret Weapon

2 days ago, a KTV girl I brought for an overnight session told me “A man tends to use his dick to think and not his brains.” Women jolly well know for the fact that we men are easily moved when they cry, we could make miracles when they sweet talk us and on the most powerful level, we could mindlessly give out money when they give us hope that they might spread their legs for us.

I used to date a Vietnamese girl and I am delighted to hear that she hasn’t spread her legs for anyone in exchange for money before – I took time to research on her and found out that what she said was most likely true. During our relationship I asked her why was she so “conservative” and she said: “I am not conservative, those who spread their legs easily for money got no brains. If I don’t go hotel with customer, he will come back and see me again and again, if I go with him one time, tomorrow he will not come back to the KTV and find me anymore – I earn more money this way”.

We need to know that a smart girl knows how to press our buttons well, but then again, isn’t that what we are craving for?

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
- John Lennon (foundering member of the rock band, The Beatles)

3.0 The Psychology of a Working Girl

What is there to think further? We could nicely sum up this section with one word – money. These girls work because they want money. I first interviewed a prostitute in Chang An when I was given an opportunity by my boss to experience the one dragon service, at that time I was an innocent little boy and I did not want to do "bad” things so I ended up talking with her for 2 hours, I asked questions like:

Me:“Who was your oldest client?”
Working Girl: “70 year old man.”

Me: “Do you actually feel sexually aroused when servicing your clients?”
Working Girl: “Sometimes, depending on feeling but for older clients, no.”

Me: “Do you like your job?”
Working Girl: “No.”

Me: “Why then choose this job?”
Working Girl: “If your mother is dying and she requires operation would you not do anything to save her life? She is your mother.”
Me: <<speechless>>

Most working girls sell themselves because they need to save their family, some wants to fulfil their dream of opening a fashion shop, some wants to work because they have nothing to do at home and etc. Many could argue that there will be working girls who are truly out there looking for love and I could never agree more, these girls are out there looking for true love but only if your wallet or bank account has got enough weight for them to love you with their entire life and pussy.

4.0 Bonk Wisely

I know many of us come from very difficult family backgrounds - we might be mistreated or there was a lack of love showered upon us when we were younger. The result of this is to look for love outside of your biological family - what happens if you are not handsome enough to attract girls naturally? You turn to the working girls for attention and when they tell you what you want to hear, you break your piggy bank and empty it into the girl's mouth so willingly like your hard earned money is worth nothing more than used toilet paper.

We need to keep in a golden rule in mind - working girls are for use, fuck and forget. If you do not fuck and forget, you will be fucked, robbed and forgotten. A very important man once said:

"Whores are for fucking not loving. Just fuck them and be done with it."
- Sammy Boy Forum, The Boss

I tell my friends all the time that we guys are always the ones who lose out, we use our entire beings to make money and all girls do is just spread their legs - we pay them, do all the physical work to let them feel good and then repeat this sequence again and again. Remember, the girls always know how to get their way.

“Sex is a short cut to everything.”
-Anne Cumming

It doesn't matter if you are ugly, short, fat, disfigured, financially challenged and uneducated. You will find your love someday, it will take time and it will take effort, I'm sure this path is much better than you giving money freely to people who would constantly lie to you.

Life is short, we play to the best of our abilities but we need to do this wisely.

With pleasure,
Notary