[Hurricane88]

Some Humour A Day Keeps
the Boredom Away:

I asked my new girlfriend
what sort of books she's interested in.

She said - Cheque books.

😄😅

The easiest way to make
your old car run better,
is to check the prices of new car.

😁😄


Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

😅😁

Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds
your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse
to be normal.

😧😁

Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat
as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat.

😧😄

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading
a dog's life!

😛😄


Q: What's the similarity
between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you
into the world crying
& the other ensures
you continue to do so.

😎😧


What's the difference between
a good secretary and
a personal secretary?

*One says "Good morning, boss".*

*The other says "It's morning, boss."*😜

😃😃😃

Keep smiling!!