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Old 11-02-2020, 09:56 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88 View Post
That's a hilarious _forward_ : πŸ˜€

Did you know this???

For Railway Crossings in India there are MALE LEVEL CROSSINGS and FEMALE LEVEL CROSSINGS...!!!😳

Can you guess how they are distinguished..??

Read this...!!!

An inquiry was being held for an accident at a railway crossing in Punjab.

A Station Master was asked by the Inquiry Commission:

"How many railway crossings are there in your area?"

Station Master replies:

"There are totally 11 railway crossings; 4 are unmanned and 7 are manned crossings. Of the 7 manned crossings, 4 are male & 3 are female your Honour."

πŸ€”After a brief silence, the Inquiry Commission asked?
"What do you mean by 'male' and 'female' crossings? Please explain?"

To which the Station Master replies:

"Where the barrier pole goes up, we call it male and where the gates spread open we call it female"...!!!😐

Some officials nearly fainted!!!
We love the Indian Railways 😌

LOL πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚
LMAO, so funny.

Hope to read more thanks.