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Originally Posted by ZanShen
Although I know what you just said is all true, my still wrenching...ouch!
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It's ok. Let me share a SBF secret with you. It's what guys here say 10-20 years ago. It may help you feel better. Really... many guys wrote about this method in the past.
You go market buy a squid. Cut off the head and back of the body. Leave only 5 inches of the middle part. Wrap the middle part of the squid on your penis. Wrap a $50 dollar note around the squid and masterbate. After you cum, you will feel better. Instead of paying a ML $50 to do the same thing, you get to keep your own hard earned money.
What do you do with the cum filled squid? Use it to cook a dish for your wife. You will feel better too.
