4.05pm
Ohhhhhh sh1t. She's already there. I'm late. Arms crossed, one foot tapping away as she saw me turning in. She opens the door and gets in. Hmmm home t-shirt and shorts, rather casual today, but her shirt has to be black, I can't see ANYTHING or even a HINT... hais.
J(anice): how can you let a lady wait in the open??
gog: Simi lady... lao auntie liao
J: Oi!!!!!
I used my index finger to jab her sides again
J: Noo noooooo ok ok.. I give up
When you get access to a lady in some ways and she doesn't resist. We all know it's a comfort zone that we can safely access. Sure, it's not her butt, or boobs, but at least it's her sides and she didn't ask me to not be touchy.
She held on to my index finger while doing the 'sorry' sign with her left hand. I certainly wished her hands were holding something else of mine in the same manner tho'....
gog: Let's go, forgive you this time.
J: Hmmph!
We drove to collect the food stuff, the charcoal. I hate getting food into the car, if not dealt with proper or leaks, the smells stays forever. I didn't like it but since Janice asked, I just obliged.
We walked past 7-11 after collecting BBQ food and this girl.. seriously...
J(anice): I want to eat ice-cream!
gog: *groans* Auntie, I carrying charcoal, satay, chicken wings, pork chops and also corn leh
J: Very fast one okay???
She and her 'very fast one'. She emerged about 5mins later with ice-cream cone and started to enjoy herself.
gog: Oi, me leh?
She absentmindedly reached out her cone to me.
J: Nah, 1 bite only ah you don't eat too much, later you fat.
I think a bunch of scenarios went through my head in an instance. My reaction was instant but images and thoughts flashed across my head while she said that. Quickly, I took a small bite from her cone.
J: Goooood boy.
Is she fucking teasing me?!?! She just went on to eat her ice-cream and walked slowly back to the car. I beh tahan already. I really cannot liao.
gog: You ate my saliva ah?
J: Why? You got AIDS ah? More like you ate mine leh.
gog: So now I'm your slave huh?
J: Good idea! From now on you're my slave!
gog: HELLO!?
J: I'm the missus, you're the slave!
Sometimes I just give up, I don't know she's an adult or purely just a kid at heart. This kind of little disputes and 'arguments' only gave us more chance to connect at a level above being friends, but to her it was purely innocent joking and fun. Went off to a restaurant to pick up some beehoon, chicken curry and also ngor hiang. I think she's trying to feed an army of minions. My poor car...
5.20pm already when we got back.
J: I haven't make egg salad! OMG OMG OMG!!!
gog: AUNTIE! You feeding pigs ah!? No need liao la!!!
J: I bought the ingredients liao... quick, come upstairs help me!!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...g. Guys, admit it. 1001 scenarios just ran through your mind. Of which, 1002 are fantasy scenarios of intimacy. Same like you, I was running through all the weird dirty perverted thoughts in my head after she said that.
Janice swiped her phone at the door and it opened. A 'Last Supper' hung by the door, with a very minimalist feel, 3 seater sofa, 1 arm chair and a glass mirror hung up high with a cross behind the chairs. An average TV (43"?) no soundbar, nothing. I counted 3 rooms and a balcony at the side of the living room with a small table and 2 chairs. She ran quickly into the kitchen.
gog: Hey auntie!
J: WHAAAAAT?
gog: Your slave stay which room?
J: Slave sleeps downstairs by the pool, no room one!
This is what I call, digging my own hole and jumping into it. Why do I even bother to try?
gog: What you want me to help you with?
J: Help me wash the vegetables while I boil the eggs.
We got to our own assigned tasks when I turned around to grab a sieve to drain the vegetables of the water when she crashed right into me with a tray of fresh eggs after taking out from the fridge. The eggs got crushed between us. The kitchen layout is as below she doesn't do a lot of cooking, E - Entrance, F - Fridge, S = Sink. Why I remember the kitchen and house layout so clearly? GUESS on folks.
Legend:
- D = Door
- BAL = Balcony
- TV (self explanatory)
- SR = Study Room
- BR 2 = Bedroom 2
- SER = Service Yard for laundry washing machine etc.
- AC = Aircon compressor
- CB = Cupboard
- F = Fridge
- CT = Common toilet
- E = Entrace to the area
- MBR T = Master bedroom toilet
- MBR = Master bedroom
- M + C = Mirror + Cross
- M + D = Mirror + Dressing table
- P = Last Supper painting