[iluvktv]

3 golden rules:

1. never say u r a S'porean...I alway say I'm from Guangzhou or even Swatow (assuming u cann speak cantonese or teochew);
2. never follow strangers or get on one of those unlicensed taxi "hei che";
3. in big cities like Shanghai, no such thing as good and cheap f*&ks walking along the street soliciting unless it is a red light area!

two cents worth.