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Old 02-07-2013, 11:45 PM
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Re: Met a chio bu who was jogging today morning

Yesterday I went jogging near my 50,000 square feet mansion, then I saw angelina jolie jogging by.

I used my jedi mind trick to make her stop and follow me back home.

I make her strip and suck my dick until I cum and let her drink my cum.

Then I use my super human will power and get erect again.

Then i piak piak her for 5 hours before I come again.

Then I use jedi mind trick make her forget everything and she left.

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Originally Posted by sexx View Post
Today morning when I was jogging near my house, I saw a chio bu jogger.

I run past her and put out my leg and she trip on it and fall down. She so stupid don't know that I purposely put my leg out to make her fall down.

Me: oh dear. The fall must be painful.

She: Ya. Can you help me?

Me: Don't worry. My house is nearby and I got a first aid kit at home. I carry you now on my back to my house?

She: Ok. You are such a nice guy.

When we were at home, I let her watch porn dvd and it make her horny.

Than we bath together and we piak piak each other inside the bath tube.

After that she give me her smelly panties to keep as a souvenier.
kids... they think of everything...

Last edited by horniez; 02-07-2013 at 11:46 PM. Reason: inserted a pun