Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Aseng, walked into Restaurant and shouted his order : ”Give me ox tail soup special and then give everybody wagyu beef steak, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat too!”
The waiter processed his requests and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meals he shouted another order : ”Serve me a drink of gin and tonic and give everybody else a bottle of Macallan whisky, because when I drink, I want everybody to drink too!”
Everyone was happy and started singing his praises, saying Aseng is “The Good Man”.
When Aseng finished his drink he shouted again : “Give me my bill and give everybody else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everybody to pay too."
Aseng's funeral is tomorrow at 10:00 am. Lorong Ah Seng CB.
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