[Anonyabc]

Approximately another month after the "scary incident", there was a new HR girl that joined Angelina's team. Her name was Jasmine and she was 4 years younger than we were (did I mention Angelina and I were of the same age?).

Jasmine was also one easy-talking and straightforward girl but to be honest I was not very good with younger girls (I do not know why, probably speaks of my experience) so it felt nothing more than chit-chat, though I have to say she looks good in flowery skirts that exposes half her thighs and often couple in spags or buttoned blouses. Needless to say she became a topic.

*sploink! alert from the messenger*

Angelina: yoz wassup
Me: like that lor, so eng ah
A: wanna check you already installed the software for Jasmine already?
Me: u need to ask meh. Your 大姐 breathing down on us everytime your side got new ppl
A: got woman breathe down on u not good meh?
Me: wah piang u dun bring that up again leh
A: u say u wan to 电 her what
Me: I will 电 you a hundred times more even before considering her sia
A: ...i'll treat that as compliment

(a break of 5 mins in between as a user popped by for a quick question, then I saw an unread message)

A: so how? Jasmine your type?
A: wei y no response one? She 电 you issit
Me: diam la just now got someone talking to me la
A: ok lor i keep quiet
Me: kidding la
A: so did Jasmine managed to 电 you? u guys sure like such type right wear skirt short petite type
Me: bo la, she ok to talk with but no feels leh
Me: furthermore I got gf
A: mmmm? u got gf???
Me: yah? I didn't say meh?

(then I realized our topics did not touch on my personal life)

A: wahhh u damn bad leh got gf still wanna flirt with old woman like me
Me: mai lai mai lai u dun always say i flirt with u. later ppl wrong idea. U keep say me flirt u wan me flirt wif u issit
A: u never know? maybe got u flirt me i 自爽
Me: .......
A: ok la like dis den i dun anyhow say things anymore since u got girl liao
Me: dun like that lah. just be urself, that's the least I ask for
A: mai geh geh
A: u like me issit
Me: ......I say yes how?

(honestly I was just calling bluff - it was not in my 99.99% intention to bait anything out of this)

A: no how lor. u attached i married no talk
Me: LOL
Me: too complicated liao
Me: but anyway no feels for Jasmine la, ok to talk but nothing else
Me: u better
A: no need care abt me, u can go find Jasmine since she nice talk

(WTH? Am I thinking what that is?)

A: ttyl. your 电姐 calling me.

Hmmm......