Another Wayang Imperial Court Session

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PEASANTPOR: Pro-regime Peasants' Representatives have filed 88 questions for an oral 'wayang' answer when Imperial Court convenes on August 12.

The issue of trust and confidence in public institutions is expected to dominate Imperial Court sitting.

Peasant Representative Hri Kumar, who is Fat Cat for the Regime Imperial Committee for Kangaroo Law and Gestapo Affairs, has arise from the pits of the abyss and he wants to know whether the regime is taking any steps to address the issue of confidence in Peasantpore's scandal ridden public institutions. Wise peasants ought to ask him why he was in cruise mode and only made some noise when the shit piles up.

Another 'jiat leow bee' Peasant Representative for Chua Chu Kang GRC Zaqy Mohamad will invite the Ruler Loong how his highly paid lackeys plans to deal with the baboons who made them look stupid with their dodgy deals.

Mr Zaqy should ask why the various gestapo units are double quick in suppressing peasant rebellions and protests but seems to be dragging their feet when dealing with their own chums.

As usual, some peasants' representatives will be using this opportunity to show their X'tian supporters that the Casinos seems be a new axis of evil that has infected a few highly paid lackeys.

Suddenly the 7 questions tabled on the recent friendly Auditor General's report which revealed several lapses in lackey departments has been on the spotlight.

Peasant Representative for Marine Parade Vote-One-Get-5-Free Fatimah Lateef will ask the Grand Duke of Punggol and Moneybags Tarman why cock ups in always got cock ups in procurement when lackey agencies and ministries are involved.

Unrepentant Peasant Representative for Axis of Evil, Aljunied GRC Pritam Singh wants to know whether the regime will immediately direct a thorough '扫黄' audit of all lackey organisations since a few always got problems with procurement-related transactions.

As usual, the a procedural mention will probably surface for a silly case where a senior prison lackey was convicted of causing the death of an inmate by a 'negligent act' will also be raised. Wise peasants note that its a open case of 'Hendon Dunkers Part II' and as usual, the civil serpents and lackeys will scratch their backs and close the case as 'unfortunate'.

Peasants' Representative naively also wants to know if the deceased's next-of-kin will be compensated, if there are any compensation, then pigs will fly and Old Autocrat will resign as Tanjong Pajar Peasant Representative or concede that eugenics is wrong.

In addition, Peasants Representatives will also ask since already got delay in the investigation process, the senior prison lackey was charged in court almost 36 full moons after the inmate's death, then bother to put up a Kangaroo Court case? But nobody asked why the Gestapo can arrive within 5 minutes to round up political protesters but take 36 full moons in this case?

Un-erected Peasant Representative Gerald Giam wants to know if the Peasantpore Prison Service's Kempeitai-style restraining methods on inmates will be abolished?

He ought to ask if the Hendon Dunkers are re-employed as prison wardens?

Other silly questions tabled on dealing with a repeat why Half Breed Vivian inept NEA still cannot deal effectively to stem the dengue epidemic but got time to challenge Labour Pariahs in name-calling matches.


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