Finding >>> Female Fuck Buddy

[SammyNewbie]

Seems my topic somehow disappeared from existence cause of moderation and random zap after installing these two new sammyboy expansion packs:

The Burning Samsters and The Wrath of the Hooker Queen.

Anyhow, Here we go again!

I'm a 26 year old male (Sorry guys, Sammyboy is like engineering always almost certainly male and almost certainly not female) that's 1.88m tall and weighing approximately 70Kg. My physical appearance is not muscular or buff. I'm just kind of slim and tall. Slouch also, due to my tall height. Facewise, not perfect and also got acne actually, but I think good looking enough to not have you run away the moment you meet me.

Abit about myself: I am doing some part-time studies in Computer Science (I can already see girls running away from geek alert) and I'm one of the few that actually has a passion for this whole topic of programming. I like to watch TV series: Nikita, How I met your mother, The Big Bang Theory, Outsourced... just to name a few.

I'm quite full of shit sometimes when I am fixing programming and sexual humour. My guy friends are amused at how I can permanently mix the two non stop, but well, let's say you won't be seeing too much of this side of me because I am rather shy around girls. Also I do have my safety filter that automatically goes up when they are around. I'm abit like Raj.

I used to be quite a gamer and played alot of dotA, L4D2 and SC2 until the job got in the way. After being in front of a computer for the whole day, you will just refuse to switch it on once you are home, because it reminds you of work and in the end, you will just watch whatever crap is on TV >.<". What do kids play these days? LoL, Dota 2 and Diablo III?

Regarding my sex drive and experience. I'm rather insatiable. I can fap every day and still feel in the mood the next. I even called a hooker once a day for two days. Kinda explains it obviously. My friend that I brought me to Geylang for my first try actually said I was crazy... because he only went there once a month. And I was curious about my sexuality and so I asked him if he actually still felt like fucking the next after he had sex the day before already. Again, I get a strange stare.

Having said that, I have to be honest and say most of my sexual experience comes from PROs, so you are going to have to be abit patient with me while I figure out your likes and dislikes. After all, It's going to be about mutual satisfaction.

Well ok, abit about my expectations about girls.

I am not picky.I will actually take almost anything that moves. As long as you are not grossly overweight, have scars on your face like captain cook I think I will take you. I say this because most of the time, I'd tell a colleague/friend, I'd hit 'X' in the office... and they are like "She's kinda ugly... or yucks, you like her?"

And I'm like... "she looks OK what!"

So if you send me a picture just to confirm, it's a 80% chance I will say yes.

Well, there are particular kinds of girls I don't like. I really don't like innocent girls. I just dunno why. I think it's cause they lack confidence, and I like Ah Lians because they are loud noisy and friendly and they have that confidence. I also won't take Indians. I think I'm just racist. I still can't figure out a logical reason why beyond this explanation after thinking it through.

As my friends used to tell me about Ah Lian's:

"Bad taste in women. Like you're trying to drink Vodka when you can't hold your liquor"

But something about them attracts me to them. It's really strange... but they are right and I have not been successful.

Regarding the short/fat rule, that can actually be bent. It really depends on how fat you are. My favourite WL is actually only about 1.3-1.4 very short one... and slightly plump and abit like Dodo bird in a cute way but I like sia. My default is usually long hair tall types, which made me surprised that I actually liked her. I dunno.

And age is not an issue. I once had a senior OL... that had a bob hairstyle and specs... and because she reminded me of a secondary school crush... wah lau... I really got problems in the office on my first day. >.<" But I have to admit she maintained herself well. Skin is very firm and smooth and well tanned, even though she already has 3 kids, and somemore she dress up well and wear dresses, so yah, it's a MILF

Ladies interested in this proposition or just a chat may PM me. Alternatively, if there are any questions you may have regarding this, you can post them in this thread.

I look forward to your replies.

[meepok]

TS, now the in thing is not your age,your marital status or your weight and height.... BUT

how many fingers (width) of your manhood....



good luck

[satisfytim]

wah Meepok really very UPDATED the in-thing is measurement by fingers and not inches anymore. Cheers.

[SammyNewbie]

My index finger is taller than my ring finger if that's what you're talking about .

Anyhow, I never really measured it cause I hardly care about it... but since you asked...

All I can say is that it's certainly not a monster cock you see in porn videos, and today's measurement indicates... not telling

From stats, it's roughly around average size. Anyway you all not zhar bo... asking for fuck sia ^^".

[undertable]

Originally Posted by meepok

TS, now the in thing is not your age,your marital status or your weight and height.... BUT

how many fingers (width) of your manhood....



good luck

^^ bro I am laughing hard at this comment, Sounds familiar ^

Originally Posted by satisfytim

wah Meepok really very UPDATED the in-thing is measurement by fingers and not inches anymore. Cheers.

Lols yea bro.. GG was the starter..

[SammyNewbie]

Tell me about this new measurement.

It's making me abit curious cause you all keep talking about it.

[hammy1942]

finger is not really accurate. some can be thin some can be thick. so measurement is still the best. just state ur length and girth?
haha

[Fail]

Originally Posted by hammy1942

finger is not really accurate. some can be thin some can be thick. so measurement is still the best. just state ur length and girth?
haha

plain numbers are boring, thus we use fingers to measure instead...

[SammyNewbie]

Time to give this thread a bump.

I've been kind of going abit crazy on the whoring side of things. I've decided to try again. Once more, I'll be looking. It makes more economic sense to actually go out with ladies and talk to them and bring them to the movies rather than to whore for an hour.

I've decided to try to look for one again. I'd say that I also need companionship more than the sex after thinking about it. Why only women? Well I want to try and work on my issues with them so I can pursue the gals I will like in future without them running away XD.

Besides that, since I'm jobless, I'm putting up an ad. This is a little unethical, but I'm gonna take school programming assignments. For this one, you can be of any gender. We'll meet up, You pay upfront, and I'll code the thing in your face. Because it's against my values to just give you the code and have you not learn anything, I will also slowly walk you through what it does until you get confident enough to explain it to the lecturer like it's your own. They won't know what happened

I wish I could really sell my backside like I joke in my stories about how it is easy money, but I guess I will stick to making a semi honest living.

Interested Parties may PM me. Thanks.

[Meow^^]

TS, I love that 'Out source' TV show......ultimate funny show

[Redviolent]

Why only woman?
Answer: because you are not a gay?

is it against your value to find fb too?

[SammyNewbie]

@Meow : My favourite scene is the Moment with how Charlie was irreverent to the Indian deity with 6 arms and used it as a back scratcher.

First he went to put his bag on one of the arms. Then he put his back against the arm and squat and stand and squat and stand. And "Ahh... Ahhh"

Then after that the arm he put his bag on broke, then he take and use as back scratcher.

Then finally, he break off another arm because the thought the statue looked weird after that. Lagi best!

You leh? Which funny scene you like best?

@Redviolent : Once you come to a sex forum, there are some lines you already decided to cross.

[Redviolent]

No criteria for your fb? i thought you dont like bbw?

[SammyNewbie]

Got ah! *points to first post*

Why? You want ar? >.<"

[Redviolent]

1st post so lengthy. I dont even bother to read.