Massage parlours in Bkk

[chanyboy]

Originally Posted by norice

Hello,
... If you go to Pink Massage, ask the mamasan. "If Hungary attack Turkey through the rear, would Greece help?" If she laugh, you'll receive a free beer!

If u breakdown the name "norice", a few hints about bro himself:

- no rice; so only eat the way western does
- nor ice; so only drink hot soup not cold drinks
- eciron (reversed order); eci (easy) Ron.. that's his true English name!

So, if go Nataree tell papasan G** - "u are Ron's fren" he probably will give you a dip on the chocolates he treasures so much..

[Red_Tirak1099]

Originally Posted by norice

Aree from Orient Massage told me, "if you select her and you mention Norice is the best, she will make sure she'll blow you without a parachute!"

If you go to Pink Massage, ask the mamasan. "If Hungary attack Turkey through the rear, would Greece help?" If she laugh, you'll receive a free beer!

Originally Posted by yanz

And if any bros visit Poseidon, find Papasan Sarat, n say " Christmas came early this year" If he looks at u funny, no doubt about it, u're probably right.. he thinks you're an idiot.

Originally Posted by chanyboy

So, if go Nataree tell papasan G** - "u are Ron's fren" he probably will give you a dip on the chocolates he treasures so much..

My turn...if you go to Eden look for Marc & tell him you are sent by the Irish Doctor....confirm VVIP treatment....

[chanyboy]

Originally Posted by pocketrocket

You're one very funny bro

..but truly bro Norice is nice & fun guy to be with; see the gadgets that he will bring to tease the agg gers, the MP charbo, the syt waitresses, the chio stewardess, etc.. (the only place we miss is the disco & the sexy chics there!! Dunno why leh...)
We will be gathering in late Dec to party, to party... fiesta...forever... (so goes the song "All nite long")....who's coming?!

Now he earns another tag "funny".... damn - I'm always the "bored" old guy or he calls us "horny" (becos in sillyland no good fun & so coop up + expensive some more - a land trying to be fun but cannot allow fun - so it gets kindergarten fun only with a hefty price tag; a land trying to induce more babies - but no 'sexy incentives' instead it piles up on work, pay hefty bills. Within 6 mth into 2007 we have sales tax increase, oil price incr, transport fare incr - and the rest of consumers stuff start to incr); not like fun-land elsewhere in CN, BKK, Macau, Filipine, Vn... (note that 2 of these are Communist countries still!!)

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by chanyboy

..but truly bro Norice is nice & fun guy to be with; see the gadgets that he will bring to tease the agg gers, the MP charbo, the syt waitresses, the chio stewardess, etc.. (the only place we miss is the disco & the sexy chics there!! Dunno why leh...)
We will be gathering in late Dec to party, to party... fiesta...forever... (so goes the song "All nite long")....who's coming?!

Now he earns another tag "funny".... damn - I'm always the "bored" old guy or he calls us "horny" (becos in sillyland no good fun & so coop up + expensive some more - a land trying to be fun but cannot allow fun - so it gets kindergarten fun only with a hefty price tag; a land trying to induce more babies - but no 'sexy incentives' instead it piles up on work, pay hefty bills. Within 6 mth into 2007 we have sales tax increase, oil price incr, transport fare incr - and the rest of consumers stuff start to incr); not like fun-land elsewhere in CN, BKK, Macau, Filipine, Vn... (note that 2 of these are Communist countries still!!)

Wah lau eh!!!

[norice]

chanyboy,

Congratulation, you have a great sense of humor! You're also good fun to party with in Bangkok! I'm too old to go disco but let's go to Resort Nightclub with Darick and Knowntender and have a few drinks of whiskey!

I might bring a poisonous snake from Texas, during our next trip!

Thai girls are very afraid of snakes!

61 days to go!

[norice]

Red Tirak,

Wear a latex rubber glove and go to Kings Corner in Patpong and yell, "ATTENTION AND ASSUME YOUR POSITION!" See how many dancers bend down and grab their ankles?

[chanyboy]

Originally Posted by pocketrocket

Wah lau eh!!!

ha..ha..

..now u see lah.. Norice wants to bring snake some more... I ask him to bring American ku-ku-jiao (thick long snake). The gers where got scare..they clamour for more & ask to ass them too (the latex version in Norice's 2nd entry)!!

For the 2nd part of my quote: really expensive - no joke. A currypuff sells for $1 where in M'sia u buy 3 for a M'sia dollar! Until such that currypuff seller can made a profit of 200k/year (opens 2 oversea shops!). I think smart chaps will no longer want to study so much (like silly me - 2 Post-grads yet work for 10 years in hell...) still cannot make that kind of currypuff money..not even 10% of his profit (not to mention his gross income!). Brainy doesn't make $, smart brain does...look at the doctors (slog for first few years still cannot make what currypuff man does! Also need to do night shift..). WAH LAO EH..

[chanyboy]

Originally Posted by norice

chanyboy,

Congratulation, you have a great sense of humor! You're also good fun to party with in Bangkok! I'm too old to go disco but let's go to Resort Nightclub with Darick and Knowntender and have a few drinks of whiskey!

I might bring a poisonous snake from Texas, during our next trip!

Thai girls are very afraid of snakes!

61 days to go!

This round we must go disco for a cure... Dr Knowntender diagnosed that I'm lack of disco-beat. If Vmtech there - he will bring us to the right chio/big boob/slender/syt puyings...

The gers not afraid of your American snake lah.. they catch hold of it, eat it & suck it dry...

[pocketrocket]

Originally Posted by chanyboy

ha..ha..

..now u see lah.. Norice wants to bring snake some more... I ask him to bring American ku-ku-jiao (thick long snake). The gers where got scare..they clamour for more & ask to ass them too (the latex version in Norice's 2nd entry)!!

For the 2nd part of my quote: really expensive - no joke. A currypuff sells for $1 where in M'sia u buy 3 for a M'sia dollar! Until such that currypuff seller can made a profit of 200k/year (opens 2 oversea shops!). I think smart chaps will no longer want to study so much (like silly me - 2 Post-grads yet work for 10 years in hell...) still cannot make that kind of currypuff money..not even 10% of his profit (not to mention his gross income!). Brainy doesn't make $, smart brain does...look at the doctors (slog for first few years still cannot make what currypuff man does! Also need to do night shift..). WAH LAO EH..

Why bro...You thinking of switching job and sell currypuff

[norice]

Pocketrocket,

Just for you, I shall bring my potent and powerful pocketrocket to my next trip to BKK! Can you bring some currypuffs, I never had them in my life, sounds delicious.

Okay, let's go to disco during our next trip. Is there a dress code in Bangkok Discos? Can I go to high end discos by dressing casual?

[norice]

Red Tirak1099

Tell us the truth, is the picture posted is your actual face? During my last trip to BKK, I saw someone like you making out with an attractive and sexy ladyboy in King Castle III in Patpong! I don't know if that person knew that all the ladyboys in King Castle III is not totally fixed like ladyboys in Kings Cornor! It will be very embarrasing if the ladyboy's dick is larger than yours! He he he he he or Ha ha ha ha ha

I shall buy you not one but two beers!

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by norice

..Tell us the truth, is the picture posted is your actual face? ..saw someone like you making out with an attractive and sexy ladyboy in King Castle III in Patpong! ..very embarrasing if the ladyboy's dick is larger than yours! I shall buy you not one but two beers!

Somewhere far away in tiny red dot, there's his (real) double who's been trying to convince me of the rear joys of mixed up gender lurking in OT (our version of faulty towers). True story at that

Bro norice (and chanyboy too), your corny humour's something else. Or has it got to do with your 2 months build up to LOS (land of soapies)

[sebast97]

Originally Posted by yinyang

Somewhere far away in tiny red dot, there's his (real) double who's been trying to convince me of the rear joys of mixed up gender lurking in OT (our version of faulty towers). True story at that

Bro norice (and chanyboy too), your corny humour's something else. Or has it got to do with your 2 months build up to LOS (land of soapies)

Wow...brother....you have tried that too? Tell me more leh..kopi on me..this Sunday nite 8pm....with brother pussybuster, and Gilaxes...call me

[Red_Tirak1099]

Originally Posted by norice

Red Tirak1099

Tell us the truth, is the picture posted is your actual face? During my last trip to BKK, I saw someone like you making out with an attractive and sexy ladyboy in King Castle III in Patpong! I don't know if that person knew that all the ladyboys in King Castle III is not totally fixed like ladyboys in Kings Cornor! It will be very embarrasing if the ladyboy's dick is larger than yours! He he he he he or Ha ha ha ha ha

I shall buy you not one but two beers!

That guy you saw is probably my identical twin elder brother, he is into pre-ops. For me LBs take a backseat when I am in LOS but rest assured my 8 inch pistol seldom put me to shame.....take you up on the 2 beers next month when I am "home"

Originally Posted by yinyang

Somewhere far away in tiny red dot, there's his (real) double who's been trying to convince me of the rear joys of mixed up gender lurking in OT (our version of faulty towers). True story at that

Send my regards to him

[codicerous]

hey bros,

wanna ask if any one visited cupidy MP ? basement of PLAZA ENTMT (i think)
read from other forums that dere is quite a good selection of girls?
haha .. any FRs or tips and tricks?