Massage parlours in Bkk

[adamfish]

ya that is the problem i normally finish my drinking session around midnight and will miss the 11pm deadline any other massage parlours will still take order ? thanks bro for any input.

Originally Posted by Ah Thut

Although it closes at 11 pm, it does not mean that all action cease. In other words, if you go at, say, 10.55 p.m. you can still make a booking and enjoy the 2-hour session. The closing time of 11 pm is like the "last order" in restaurants. Please correct me if I am wrong. All the MP at Rachada "closes" around 11 p.m or midnight. But if you walk around after midnight, you will be approached by OKTs asking if you want company for the night. If you say yes, they will either show you a few girls or drive you to another location. I usually say no.

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by adamfish

ya that is the problem i normally finish my drinking session around midnight and will miss the 11pm deadline any other massage parlours will still take order ? thanks bro for any input.

bro, why not you enjoy the 2hours massage first only then you go drinking keke....

[Logarexx]

Hi guys! I have a serious trouble with my stomach. My doctor said me get Loperamide. What you think about this drug??? Is it really good? He gave me this link for full information.
P.S. Problems began after I got milk shrimps and beer.

[adidas88]

Originally Posted by Logarexx

Hi guys! I have a serious trouble with my stomach. My doctor said me get Loperamide. What you think about this drug??? Is it really good? He gave me this link for full information.
P.S. Problems began after I got milk shrimps and beer.

har ??? .. when did this thread become a clinic help desk ??

no offence, bro .....
i think u have come to the wrong place for information abt ur stomach ...

[icon]

hi brudder norice

i'm new to the spa tin but how does it work as in bkk??
Emmanuelle spa shows model rates does that mean that it is the damage for bionking e model? or do they offer FJ at all in the first place??

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by icon

i'm new to the spa tin but how does it work as in bkk??
Emmanuelle spa shows model rates does that mean that it is the damage for bonking e model? or do they offer FJ at all in the first place??

I think you've lots of reading up to do.

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.

STEP 2:
Select a girl from the fishtank or model's lounge.

STEP 3:
Make payment at counter.

STEP 4:
Proceed to a designated room with your chosen masseuse.

STEP 5:
Order some beverages.

STEP 6:
Proceed to bathtub with masseuse. She'll bath for you and wash your hot dog clean clean.

STEP 7:
Proceed to bed for fuck job service.

STEP 8:
Before you leave give a tip if you feel the service is good and want to return to fuck the same girl.

STEP 9:
Proceed to another soapy massage parlour and repeat from step 2 again.

END

[mekongcatfish]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

I think you've lots of reading up to do.

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.

STEP 2:
Select a girl from the fishtank or model's lounge.

STEP 3:
Make payment at counter.

STEP 4:
Proceed to a designated room with your chosen masseuse.

STEP 5:
Order some beverages.

STEP 6:
Proceed to bathtub with masseuse. She'll bath for you and wash your hot dog clean clean.

STEP 7:
Proceed to bed for fuck job service.

STEP 8:
Before you leave give a tip if you feel the service is good and want to return to fuck the same girl.

STEP 9:
Proceed to another soapy massage parlour and repeat from step 2 again.

END

Haha, thats is a comprehensive idiot fool proof guide to cheong Soapy massage parlour.

[adidas88]

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.
But dun look like a blur sotong ...

STEP 2:
Select a girl from the fishtank or model's lounge.
Make sure u r looking at the big tank with gals sitting and not the fishtank with fish swimming inside...

STEP 3:
Make payment at counter.
Urgh ???? how come this is not my 3rd step ??? this usually is my last step ..

STEP 4:
Proceed to a designated room with your chosen masseuse.
U can asked for a special number room ...
but normally they dun give u ...

STEP 5:
Order some beverages.
Dun order too many things .. u r not having a party there ....

STEP 6:
Proceed to bathtub with masseuse. She'll bath for you and wash your hot dog clean clean.
Make sure bathtub is filled with water ... and check water temperature ...
u dun want ur dick get fried ...

STEP 7:
Proceed to bed for fuck job service.
hm ... normally we orledi start in the bathtub leow ...

STEP 8:
Before you leave give a tip if you feel the service is good and want to return to fuck the same girl.
Dun forget to get her tag number else u'll have a hard time finding her the next time u RTF ..

STEP 9:
Proceed to another soapy massage parlour and repeat from step 2 again.
After u have completed step 1

[Ah Thut]

Originally Posted by norice

Ah Thut,

Maybe you had too much ear wax! I bet, she were saying, "Tharn Thong!" Tharn Thong is another popular mens' spa place where you can select an attractive girls for two hour massage with special!

Hi, Norice, you are right. I am now in Bangkok and went to "Tharn Thong" and I found the girl I mentioned. Strangely, she is now known as "Teacher" and does not wear shorts like the other girls. She wear pants instead. I wonder why they are called "Teachers". Do they actually teach the younger girls? The room at Tharn Thong is nice, clean and large with proper shower facilities. Even if you are taking the Thai Traditional massage, you can take a shower. Other MPs like Subway, VIP, etc do not provide shower facilitiesor traditional thai massage - only for oil massage. I also took a quick peep into Seline and it does like a bath house. By the way, the papasan (Somchai) at Tharn Thong was previously from Subway. Speaks english.

Thanks, again, Norice.

[chanyboy]

Originally Posted by adidas88

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.
But dun look like a blur sotong ...
...
STEP 5:
Order some beverages.
Dun order too many things .. u r not having a party there ....

STEP 6:
Proceed to bathtub with masseuse. She'll bath for you and wash your hot dog clean clean.
Make sure bathtub is filled with water ... and check water temperature ...
u dun want ur dick get fried ...

...
STEP 8:
Before you leave give a tip if you feel the service is good and want to return to fuck the same girl.
Dun forget to get her tag number else u'll have a hard time finding her the next time u RTF ..

STEP 9:
Proceed to another soapy massage parlour and repeat from step 2 again.
After u have completed step 1

ha..ha..u & Tony - two of u are funny men. I was so tempted to add on but anyway..all bros have a 'newbie' tag before.. Most importantly, in any activity - have fun..dun hesitate too much..

For soapy, step 5.5 is the "soapy-bed/chair/slide" u folks didn't highlight leh.. for the veteran, step 8.5 was secretly added. For step 9, "goto END if condition TIME>11pm is TRUE". For latebirds, substitute END with OTHER-ACTIVITIES.

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by adidas88

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.
But dun look like a blur sotong ...

For me it's more like, "Don't look like a carrothead or CASH KING." I'm here to get my 2 pops within two hours so don't expect me to tip THB1000 like CASH KING. Haha.

Originally Posted by adidas88

STEP 3:
Make payment at counter.
Urgh ???? how come this is not my 3rd step ??? this usually is my last step ..

This is up to personal preference. Most of the times I see rich people pay only after fuck.

Originally Posted by adidas88

STEP 4:
Proceed to a designated room with your chosen masseuse.
U can asked for a special number room ...
but normally they dun give u ...

No wonder you're the CASH KING. So regular until can remember your favourite room in the MP. If OKT don't give you a special room. I'm sure if you tip him THB1000 he'll die die dig out your favourite room from the graveyard! Hahaha.

Originally Posted by chanyboy

ha..ha..u & Tony - two of u are funny men. I was so tempted to add on but anyway..all bros have a 'newbie' tag before.. Most importantly, in any activity - have fun..dun hesitate too much..

For soapy, step 5.5 is the "soapy-bed/chair/slide" u folks didn't highlight leh.. for the veteran, step 8.5 was secretly added. For step 9, "goto END if condition TIME>11pm is TRUE". For latebirds, substitute END with OTHER-ACTIVITIES.

This bro icon also funny de. CASH KING adidas88 and me have already pointed out the SOPs. He also never provide any followups. Eg. How much to tip in a soapy massage parlour.

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Tony Stark's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
No tip because I dislike them for their bullshit. I choose myself and sometimes "interview" the girl.

[Waitress]
THB20

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: No Tip
Good or excellent service with 1 shot: THB200-300
Good or excellent service with 2 shots: THB300 (Used to be THB500 but I very giam siap these days)

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adidas88's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
adidas88 please fill in. I guess he sure give THB300. KNN.

[Waitress]
adidas88 please fill in. I guess he sure give THB100. KNN.

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: I believe he mentioned before no tip for fucked up service
Good or excellent service with 1 shot: THB1000 or above
Good or excellent service with 2 shots: THB1000 or above
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Luckily adidas88 don't cheong China BBS if not poor man like me kena see no up by BBS girls liao. Hahaha.

For Step 5.5 unless you choose a B-Course girl then you get the soapy slide body massage on a float mattress. However if you're taking a non B-Course girl. Depending on her service level she may or may not provide the soapy slide body massage for you in the bathtub.

[adidas88]

Tony Stark's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
No tip because I dislike them for their bullshit. I choose myself and sometimes "interview" the girl.

[Waitress]
THB20

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: No Tip
Good or excellent service with 1 shot: THB200-300
Good or excellent service with 2 shots: THB300 (Used to be THB500 but I very giam siap these days)

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adidas88's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
00000 baht. TMD .. why do we tip OKT when the gals do the job while they shiok shiok smoke cigarette and drink beer ...

[Waitress]
Depends. i always round up the amount when i pay.. thus that's my tips to them.

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: 0000 baht
Good or excellent service: THB1000 or above (regardless number of shots)
Quality not Quantity. ...

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[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by adidas88

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: 0000 baht
Good or excellent service: THB1000 or above (regardless number of shots)
Quality not Quantity. ...

Like that win liao lor.

[Playman]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Like that win liao lor.

Wow lau ee....I know a new term today....Tips' King, I thought only Cash King. Hahahahah!

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by Playman

Wow lau ee....I know a new term today....Tips' King, I thought only Cash King. Hahahahah!

Now then you know? This CASH/TIP KING always tip RMB400 to 2/5/8 system China KTV girls even when the default is only RMB200.

How to cheong with this guy? Very pressurised one you know. Especially if you cheong Agogo bargirls. The girls will compare their customer's tips and payout. I'm sure you kena this before in Thailand.