Just a lame joke to share. hope it brightens a second of your life

[KohOnly21]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.

And then one night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina.

That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

[singleman]

Originally Posted by KohOnly21

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

haha I like this joke..

maybe another error msg can be "error, length too short" Then the system will suggest to change the password "Mypenis" to "Mylonglongpenis"

[JohnBuayGan]

我喜欢有色的笑话 :d

[Mastodonman]

Hahaha liked the password joke

[heaven4u]

nice story bro, pls continue