Hanoi

[naemlo]

Currently I am looking for a maid and posted online. 2 times per week, 2-3 hrs each time. Guess some of them asking for how much?? 2mil VND. Better than any OL. More expensive than those maid working in SG full time.

Another even more lion mouth... She wanted 300USD, cos currently her pay is 300USD and her "boss" only stay in Hanoi for 2 weeks and she goes to clean the house, 2 times a week for only 2 weeks.

These Viet asking for expat rates

Rather pay to my tmp bx for her to clean my apartment full time.

[marcinko]

First time post FR, hoped if not good don't be disappointed.

Also 1st time in Hanoi, arriving on Sunday, staying at Sofitel Plaza. Had a busy schedule on Monday. After dinner, tired but 1 of the 2 Ang Mo with me asked a few times about massage.

Without any clue, zero in Vietnamese, and worst still my contact here is overseas. Thanks to SBF, I quickly did some home work, started somewhere in the 3/4 from the end of this thread and Bingo, found FRs on massage near this hotel, 200m away. Actually found it, 26A Yen Phu Rd, place name is Bong Sen II, next to Huyen Chau Hotel.

Paid each 250K for 1.5 hours and we (3 tired bodies) had a room each. Door has glass that can see inside. Inside was a massage bed, a small room like those of older HBD flat shower room for sauna and a bathtub next to it.

Viet gal came in was young and slim with small boobs. Was told to strip down to birthday suit and seat inside. Hung clothes in the small cabinet but forgotten to lock or take the key. (clumsy, but lucky it's a safe place) She placed 3 small bundle of green leaves (any bro know the name of these leaves?) on the heating place and turn on the steam. After about 10mins, just starting to sweat (not enough yet or maybe shouldn't sweat too much?), gal said some thing and I went out. Point to the tub, filled and bubbling, climbed in, shampoo and shower.

She helped me scrub my back but glanced back at the door a few times. Maybe she is not allow to help? Dried up and put on the short provided.

Massage started facing up (most other massage I had outside of Viet started with facing down, 1st time had Viet massage ) was good, lots of skin twisting and pinching, then turn over, stepping on back etc

She stopped about 15mins before times is up, so we sat there chatting, learned some viet from her and she in turn had a free kindergarten english lesson from me . She is zero in english, 20 years old and came from HCM.

Paid 200 for tips and got a wide smile. (sorry guys if it's maybe too much? don't meant to spoil the market)

Comments from the 2 Ang mos were all praises.

Thank you to all bros who had posted here. Will be here in Hanoi until Friday.

[SING_IN_HCMC]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Currently I am looking for a maid and posted online. 2 times per week, 2-3 hrs each time. Guess some of them asking for how much?? 2mil VND. Better than any OL. More expensive than those maid working in SG full time.

Another even more lion mouth... She wanted 300USD, cos currently her pay is 300USD and her "boss" only stay in Hanoi for 2 weeks and she goes to clean the house, 2 times a week for only 2 weeks.

These Viet asking for expat rates

Rather pay to my tmp bx for her to clean my apartment full time.

You pay me I clean your body...hehee

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by SING_IN_HCMC

You pay me I clean your body...hehee

Nbzzz chow gay.

[SING_IN_HCMC]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Nbzzz chow gay.

KNS....

SDHC and NPFG1 done ready....

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by SING_IN_HCMC

KNS....

SDHC and NPFG1 done ready....

So fast?? How much?? Or present for me??

[naemlo]

Received a lot of PM and went out with some samsters in Hanoi. This posting is not direct at any person but just Naemlo's rules of engagement.

For PM,
1. Do not ask me for gers' contacts. I am not a pimp or OKT.
2. Do not ask me questions which can be found in this thread.

Misc,
1. Do not tell me eat anything. Tell me straight what you want to eat.
2. Do not tell me cheong anywhere. Tell me what you like, example soft music with gers or loud disco. I encountered a few times, commented this place is boring.
3. Do not call me last min. Inform me earlier cause I myself also have my own life.
4. Do not call me after 9. Life is simple in Hanoi, sleep early. Everything close early at about midnight. So if you call me at 9.30, by the time we meet is 10 plus. I dun want to go and close shop.

Bear in mind the following, so dun ask me what to do. You tell me what you want.

1. Local KTV starts in the afternoon and closes at about midnight, if you intend to pick pretty SYT, you have to go before the Vietnamese men knock off at about 4. If you thinking of going in the evening, then you can go ahead without me. The reason is simple, prettier gers are chosen and what left are leftover. I met some samsters who pick gers like choosing wife. In the end, moody, complains no ger. Also my Vietamese is almost nil so dun ask me to help get the ger out for bonk.

Tips is abt 200-400k VND
Bonk is 600k-1.2mil VND, ST or LT

2. Boss and Hanoi KTV starts at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. Gers are definitely prettier and more expensive. Most speaks English. This place will be expensive, a night will cost about 200USD for a cheap bottle of whiskey or Brandy and gers hours. I dun go this place unless it is for business. So if you want to go, either you can go yourself or you pay for my share. Of cos I will pay for my own ger tips and bonk.

Inform mummy that you want to bring girl out for ST or LT, she will pick those able to go for you.
Tips is abt 300-500k VND
Bonk is 60-100 USD, ST or LT

3. Japanese KTV starts at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. Gers are attractive and most speaks English. There is an entrance fee per person and bottle of whiskey or brandy is cheaper than Boss or Hanoi KTV. Gers earn money by tips and lady drinks.

4. Most Pubs start at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. There are few pubs with attractive waitress who will company you chat and drink only. Do not ask me to get them out for a night. You need a lot of time to get them out unless you are like my idol, Richard Gere.

5. Disco in Hanoi start at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. I seldom go cause the blast from the speakers are just too loud.

6. Hanoi GL open till very late and has lots of ugly gers so I dun go there. If you want to go, u can go alone. I'm tired of samsters choosing wife there.

7. Massage palour closes at about midnight. Most offer HJ, dun ask me about BJ or FJ.

Tips for HJ is abt 200-500k VND

8. BBBJ joint closes at about midnight. It is simple joint. Go in, a ger cleans your dick, HJ follows by BBBJ, HJ again till u cum. Tips the ger and pay the owner.

Tips is abt 100-200k VND

3 companies taxi you can take in Hanoi. The rest depends on luck, they just love to adjust their meter.

1. Mai linh
2. CP
3. Hanoi

In Vietnam, the law forbids Viet ger to stay overnight with a man in the hotel room. Recommend these 2 hotels which suppose to be ger friendly, but if they stop your ger, dun blame me.

1) Rising Dragon, 61 Hang Be St or 24 Hang Ga St
2) Lakeview, 57A Quang Trung



Important : Show some sincerely, buy me the first meal or drinks. The next will be shared. You can always dun look for me if you are unwilling to pay for it. . There are a few samsters staying in Hanoi. You can look for them instead. You can try looking for deptrai or ahkokk

If u got my contact and we have not met, remember this, I am not a staff from Hanoi cheongster call center. Do not call me and ask where to get a good FJ/HJ/BJ.


Will amend or add more details as time goes by.

[specko80]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Received a lot of PM and went out with some samsters in Hanoi. This posting is not direct at any person but just Naemlo's rules of engagement.

For PM,
1. Do not ask me for gers' contacts. I am not a pimp or OKT.
2. Do not ask me questions which can be found in this thread.

Misc,
1. Do not tell me eat anything. Tell me straight what you want to eat.
2. Do not tell me cheong anywhere. Tell me what you like, example soft music with gers or loud disco. I encountered a few times, commented this place is boring.
3. Do not call me last min. Inform me earlier cause I myself also have my own life.
4. Do not call me after 9. Life is simple in Hanoi, sleep early. Everything close early at about midnight. So if you call me at 9.30, by the time we meet is 10 plus. I dun want to go and close shop.

Important : Show some sincerely, buy me the first meal or drinks. The next will be shared. You can always dun look for me if you are unwilling to pay for it. . There are a few samsters staying in Hanoi. You can look for them instead. You can try looking for deptrai or ahkokk

If u got my contact and we have not met, remember this, I am not a staff from Hanoi cheongster call center. Do not call me and ask where to get a good FJ/HJ/BJ.


Will amend or add more details as time goes by.

Steady bro naemlo...i like you style!!! I think what you wrote here is what our seniors or people like me who are based in Saigon will love to echo out. I get some pm from people who never been to Saigon and yet asked me directly where to go, how much, what are the contacts etc...don't you feel like giving them the contact numbers of the con an @ times?

Let's meet up for cuppa of coffee (my treat of coz) when you come over to Saigon or I head up north to Hanoi. Cheers!

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by specko80

Steady bro naemlo...i like you style!!!

Got irritated by some samsters.... so wrote the comments and details out front. It is simple, I am not the only 1 in Hanoi. They have the right to contact others.

Originally Posted by specko80

Let's meet up for cuppa of coffee (my treat of coz) when you come over to Saigon or I head up north to Hanoi. Cheers!

No problem.

[SING_IN_HCMC]

Originally Posted by naemlo

So fast?? How much?? Or present for me??

See you in Hn. Tis time no Sofitel, but somewhere nearby that you told me before. Tell you separately.

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by naemlo

No problem.

Support you all the way...

[jackbl]

Extraordinary man pledges to prevent rain during Hanoi’s great anniversary
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VietNamNet Bridge – A researcher named Tuan Anh has stated he can use super-energy to prevent rain and storms during the week of Hanoi’s 1,000th anniversary (October 1-7).

The man said that Hanoi does not need to pay $1 billion to shoot clouds to drive rain away. With 7.15 billion dong ($375,000), he has committed to keep the weather very nice during Hanoi’s anniversary. The weather should be cool, with no rain and ample sun for taking photos.

The researcher said his commitment is guaranteed by his years of experience working as a researcher examining his theories. He offered to take 7.15 billion dong after the anniversary closes.

He proposed to officially meet with relevant agencies to organize a scientific seminar to make public his method on preventing rains and storms. This method is mainly based on his own will and energy.

The man then decided to not take 7.15 billion dong. He said: “If the agencies trust me, I will prevent rains and storms for free.”

On August 10, Deputy PM Nguyen Sinh Hung agreed with Hanoi Mayor Nguyen The Thao to not shoot clouds to prevent rain during Hanoi’s great anniversary (1-10 October), since this method is very costly, at around $1 billion.

If it rains, the anniversary will be held at the National Convention Center.



PV

[ahkokk]

Yesterday, in late afternoon just notice that "Director" msg me for meet up...

wait for my staff go back and clean out my desk... damn! it raining... call a cab and wait and wait.... i think around 6pm... no taxi... shxt...

Finally get a small cab to go... arrive to hanoi hotel meet up (because really not familiar in hanoi... pai seh)

because of raining, having dinner at hotel after that direct to upstairs drink.

I'm 1st time been there...

Damn damn many gal there, so was enjoy the Promotion package 60USD per head of free-flow drink, attach a gal

bro "director" was call up a raw SYT let me select... normally i will select the gal which keep look on me... so pick her and sit with me.

she told me 19 years old. (after a season at my room, i not believe 19 years old, but when inside the pub, feel that 19 years old... after few cup drink... i tot 16 only )

enjoy drink around 1am. bring her back home.
She damn like hot at my house, even during shower also wan BBBJ...
and like kiss me on toilet to my room....

she saw im tired and suggest she on top and i at below.

after finish with few position. going shower and prepare to sleep because this early morning i had a appointment. during shower, is BJ me again.. and ask me for another shoot... wha lao!

Lucky i'm young, so going another bonk... but she only bring 1 condom... so 2nd time no wear condom just shoot outside....

end two shoot at 3.3am...

paid 100USD and let she back...

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by ahkokk

after finish with few position. going shower and prepare to sleep because this early morning i had a appointment. during shower, is BJ me again.. and ask me for another shoot... wha lao!

Lucky i'm young, so going another bonk... but she only bring 1 condom... so 2nd time no wear condom just shoot outside....

end two shoot at 3.3am...

paid 100USD and let she back...

I think she simply charmed by ur Imported Sausage aka 555 Cigar!

[Director]

Originally Posted by ahkokk

Lucky i'm young, so going another bonk... but she only bring 1 condom... so 2nd time no wear condom just shoot outside....

end two shoot at 3.3am...

paid 100USD and let she back...

Look like you had a good time. I missed my flight this morning. Accident on the bridge to the airport. Stuck on the road for nearly 2 hours. Had to take a later flight. Had a very good time myself. Enjoy your hanoi adventure.