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Conserve sexual energy for what if you not having sex? Shoot sexual energy beams out of your arse ah?
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Well written! In the mood bro!
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No sound no picture from TS, he went MIA?
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haha...a story with so many questions..in old days, many people are named like that
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TS crying at one corner, give him some time to come back and type with shaky hands
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You mean Ah Boy?
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Ah Boy (to his kuku bird): Yes brother! Let's go see what's happening? He peeped into the keyhole and was surprised to see his mother riding on his father's cock. Mother: You so limp. You must be fucking the maid, aren't you? Just like what Ah Boy said? You dirty old man! Father (grunting): No dear. No. I never. Just getting old. Mother: Then show me you still got it, you old dog. Father: You horny little slut. Later you give birth to triplets again. Mother (panting): You don't like it meh? Our Shirley, Kimberley, and Ashley - not good daughters? (Also see Bro Depraved's story - here) The mention of three younger sisters made Ah Boy smile - they were so lovable, so cute! ![]() Exhausted after riding on his father, his mother collapsed on top of him. Mother: You fuck me from behind, I want to watch my Korean drama. Father (grumbling): Ok ok, you go and turn on your show. Ah Boy quickly hid himself lest his father catch him peeping from the keyhole. He heard a few clicks and some rearranging going on in the room. He took another peep through the keyhole. This time he saw his father fucking his mother doggy style while his mother was watching her K-drama. It was a scene whereby Song Joong-ki was kissing Song Hye Kyo. Mother: Oh baby! Yes! So long you never fuck me so hard already. Father (panting): Song! Song! The two lead actors were kissing passionately on-screen Mother (raising her voice): Oh yes! Fuck! Ah Boy didn't know his prim and proper mother was capable of such language. Father (getting excited by Mother's moans): Hye Kyo! Hye Kyo! Ahh!!! The two adults climaxed and collapsed in bed as the Korean drama played on. Shirley: Kor Kor, why you she-she (pee) in your pants again? Ah Boy's enjoyment was cut short by his sister's intrusion. Kimberly: What's so nice to see ah? Ashley: Oh hor! You spy on Daddy, Mummy. Ah Boy quickly stood up, covering his crotch. It must have been the n-th time he shot his diluted load in his shorts. With his back against the door (covering the keyhole), he hurriedly asked his sisters to move along. Ah Boy: No la! I thought they watching the new X-Men movie without us but it's some boring opera. Go your rooms ok? Kwai la! The maid walked past giving Ah Boy a dirty look. Maid (mockingly): Shame, shame.
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Father: What are you all doing here? You looking for Mummy and Daddy? The three girls pointed at Ah Boy and jeered at him for wetting his pants and playfully ran off. Ah Boy seeing that he had made enough of a fool of himself, scampered off into his room. He hid under his blanket and fell into a deep sleep. By the time he woke up, it was already morning. Oh shit! He had missed school! Having offended his maid, she decided not to wake him up and make him miss school. He scrambled out of bed and quickly dressed. As he was about to rush down the stairs, the door bell rang. Feeling frightened, he ran back into his room to hide. From the creak in his door, he saw his parent's room door open. His mother was at home too! Shit! Shit! Double shit! His mother made her way downstairs to open the door. Ah Boy using all the ninja turtle skills he has learn from watching movies to mimic some stealth ninja moves. He hid as best as he can. Mother opened the door. Mother: Hi! Why are you here? Male Visitor (muffled voice): Heard from the staff at the general office... Not in school... Today... Missing... No news... Came to check... Mother welcomed the male visitor in. When he came into view, Ah Boy was shocked that it was actually the Korean-American vice-principal, Mr Sherman Ashton Kim! Ah Boy didn't like Mr Kim because of the way he always looks at his three younger sisters - Shirley, Kimberley, and Ashley. But whatever it is, he knew he was definitely in trouble now because the vice-principal was obviously here because he skipped school. He trembled in fear as he watched his vice-principal sit at the sofa downstairs. Mother: I sent the maid to get some things. She won't be back so soon. Please wait a while. I get you a drink?
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Excellent write up bro. Camping for next update.
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Yes sir, AH BOY! 21 Gun salute for your content!
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Ok Bro!
Thank you Sir! General Sir! Is that Paige Chua in your profile pic? ![]()
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Nice update bro.
Will Ah Boy become a Man? ![]() |
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The day Ah Boy stops starting threads that ask people questions like:
And after he start all these threads, when people don't reply him, he will start more threads like "I need help dealing with BOREDOM!!!" or he "Feeling very Frustrated these days" And then, when he doesn't get the answers he wants, he will lash out at people saying that "This Forum alot SIAOLANG" or complain that he "GOT TROLLED BADLY BY A BRO" There could be even more threads started by him, using his various, many other clone nicks, but all of of them bear his signature lousy spelling and bad English because even though "he grow up watching hollywood movies" and he "become obsessed with barbie blonde hair blue eyes" he is but a "secondary school dropout" so can't blame him. Tsk! Tsk! Maybe then, he will become a man?
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