PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[sengseng]

What will your reaction be after cheonging , if she said I am actually a man inside.

http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsde...lly-a-man.html

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Pls email me her contact ya..I shall quote u as introducer

Aliens do not used email, they use teleporting.

[shylook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Why do you think so?

Since the day Sifu Futaba Left KL, I have not set foot here .
On this chilly evening, wearing my wind breaker jacket, I stroll along this Patpong Street of Pudu.
Suddenly 4 popiah promoters approached me, Kor Kor, wanna try our popiah.
1st. one : Kor Kor , look at my HCM papaya , aren’t they big and nice.
2nd one : Kor Kor, look at me, I am snow white, I can make you a snow white popiah.
3rd. One : I can make you happy cos I am a Happy popiah and she smile.
4th one : Very quiet, Starring at me , smiling.
SS: looking at the 4th.one. Why are you not saying anything.
4th one: Shaking her head. Me no speak English, blushing and look away. And muttering popiah lingo to herself.
Suddenly someone tapped my shoulder from behind. I tot it’s a fifth popiah.
Heard a sweet voice from behind “ Da-Ger, Ni lai leh” “Hou Ju Bu Jian”
Oh! It’s the sweet little Princess. So nice to see you . Long Time no see.
And I gave her a big hug. Its cold tonight , isn’t it. Yalor
Where is your nest now? There, she point her finger to the far end.
Then she hold my hands. I got a static shock. Her hands are freezing.
Eh! You hands are very warm leh she said.
Took off my jacket, and put it around her shoulders.
Why dun we go to the Mamak’s store and get somting hot to drink I said to her.
Hao de ! Off we went to the Mamak store to blow water.
After sitting down. After blowing water for a while. She whisper to my right year, oopps I mean right ear. I wanna go to stay in your house tonight.
Aaah! I nearly fell off my chair. Calming myself down and I started to regain myself. I am sorry I cannot take you home cos I am living with my mum and siblings.
Then She said “ I dun care, I want you to accompany me tonight’. Can’t we stay in a hotel or somewhere tonight.
Baobei, I have to work tomorrow leh? I dun care, you are mine tonight raising her voice abit. Then eyes starting to look at my table from all direction.
Thinking to myself : I have not eaten any sticky rice or Lor Mai Kai today, why am I got in a sticky situation tonight. Wo de tian ya. Oh! My Sky, can someone please help me.

*Could this be a Dangerous licence in the making , Ooppss! I mean Dangerous Liaisons.

is that the reason of sudden weather change and wind blow that night? ends up few of them is blow away from mamak store... Solute master sengseng.

[shylook]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

The Scorpioking does not eat vege popiahs but feast on beautiful women only

U can count on me to bail u out Master from sticky women situation..jz call 1-800-SCORPIOKING-87

promoting hotline? hmm? okok, you can call 597-shylook-11967
yes, my hotline.

[shylook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Some men said 2 is not enuf. Here comes 3. KEKEKE

Opss, this article describe the fate of 2 is actually enough d.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/atten...-threeb,82937/

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by shylook

promoting hotline? hmm? okok, you can call 597-shylook-11967
yes, my hotline.

Haha... I called the number lo...the person called me "Siau Lang.. Sini mana ada char bor.."

[sengseng]

The year 2012 is supposed to result in a slew of natural disasters culminating in the end of the world (as we know it, or think we know it, as the case may be).Many earthings know this prediction is true because a bunch of savage, child sacrificing, jungle-dwelling Mayans prophesied it hundreds of years ago through their amazingly accurate calendar. Will these events occur at exactly 11:11 GMT on December 21 2012, even though some Mayan predictions go all the way to 4772 A.D. Let’s wait for 5 more weeks and see what will happened.
After Mayan, NASA have someting to say too.
NASA predicts a total blackout Christmas this year on 23-25 Dec 2012 during alignment of Universe.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/err...t-Dec-2012.htm

[shylook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

The year 2012 is supposed to result in a slew of natural disasters culminating in the end of the world (as we know it, or think we know it, as the case may be).Many earthings know this prediction is true because a bunch of savage, child sacrificing, jungle-dwelling Mayans prophesied it hundreds of years ago through their amazingly accurate calendar. Will these events occur at exactly 11:11 GMT on December 21 2012, even though some Mayan predictions go all the way to 4772 A.D. Let’s wait for 5 more weeks and see what will happened.
After Mayan, NASA have someting to say too.
NASA predicts a total blackout Christmas this year on 23-25 Dec 2012 during alignment of Universe.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/err...t-Dec-2012.htm

master seng2, ngoh jit shao ng dou lol... (me cant accept it)

[Scorpioking87]

For all who hv not registered on the Salvation:trip to Mars programme, pls call our resident pilot Commander Seng Seng who shall be helming the flight at exactly 2300 hours on tat fateful day...

[shylook]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

For all who hv not registered on the Salvation:trip to Mars programme, pls call our resident pilot Commander Seng Seng who shall be helming the flight at exactly 2300 hours on tat fateful day...

is that the rocket ship belongs to Pirate Jack SengSeng's black pearl? or Ark belongs to Noah SengII ?

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by shylook

is that the rocket ship belongs to Pirate Jack SengSeng's black pearl? or Ark belongs to Noah SengII ?

Do you mean Tahitian Black pearl? I dun have the chance to try yet.
A tahitian black pearl is a sexual act in which a white or asian male has boob sex with a black girl and cums on her boobs. Hence the word pearl for sperm's pearly-white luster.

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

For all who hv not registered on the Salvation:trip to Mars programme, pls call our resident pilot Commander Seng Seng who shall be helming the flight at exactly 2300 hours on tat fateful day...

Commander Bonn will taking over after this Sky Fall. Din know he likes to drink with a scorpion until I saw him doing it in the pub.

[sengseng]

Fujian teenager attempts self-castration to stop unwanted erections.

He is believe to have eaten some fried Scorpions a few years back.

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/11/06/fu...self-castr.php

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Commander Bonn will taking over after this Sky Fall. Din know he likes to drink with a scorpion until I saw him doing it in the pub.

The bit on 007 drinking with scorpion on his hand should see him winning the Best Actor Award in the coming Academy Awards...one for bravery n one for stupidity...I wonder whether I will get a Best Supporting Actor Award ...

[sengseng]

Meet model Xin Yuan Zhang – the number one beauty in China currently.

This Chinese beauty gained fame the social media way – by posting a picture of herself that went viral.

http://www.wotshappening.com/photos-...eautiful-girl/