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[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by hoho99

You all treat Ah Siam like dat goot meh, later he siam from you all far far then no more ghost story lia, how har

Den I will whine n cry ... hehe

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

My Noisy Neighbour

This story happened when I was staying in the East of Sillipore. My daughter was only 7 years old at that time. She like to sleep with us in our master bedroom. One night I was awoken by a sound coming from the flat above us. It was a love making sound coming from a lady. Not long later my little girl girl also woke up and asked me :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why is the auntie upstairs crying ?
Me : Errr... I think she stomach pain ba.
Girl Girl : Oh I see.
Me : Girl, go back to sleep, dun worry the auntie will be okay soon.

The auntie does not seem to get any better as the painful sound did not subside. It seem to be getting worse in fact. Not long later another different sound was heard this time. This time it was a male sound. I heard my girl girl asking me again :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why the uncle also stomach pain ??
Me : Errrr.....maybe they share the same dirty food, thats why both also stomach pain mah.
Girl Girl : Oh I see. Good nite daddy.

Luckily their love making session was over so I need not have to answer any more awkward questions but I was so wrong. The next night the same thing happened again. My girl girl again asked me :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why the auntie again stomach pain ?? She never go see doctor ???
Me : Have lar, dear. Maybe the medicine not good enough, thats why stomach still pain.
Girl Girl : Oh I see. The auntie jen ker lian hor. Good nite daddy.

I quickly went to close the bedroom window as I am running out of answers . The next morning I met my upstairs neighbour Ah Lim, a widower, who stay beside this couple.

Me : Eh ah lim, jiak pa buay ???
Lim : Jiak pa leow, kumsia, ke cho kang ah ??
Me : Bo lar. Kia jit bo cho. Ai ke buay mik kia. Le char meh koon thia tio simi bo ???
Lim : Wu lar. Knn kpkb....buay hiao paiseh. Hai limpeh thia kar buay tahan , gek ko tio ke liao lwee.

That night onwards I make it a point to close the bedroom window when we slept to prevent my daughter from hearing all this sounds.

A few days later, while opening the letter-box. I saw a couple approaching the letter-box panel too. They look so in love, holding hands tightly and looking at each other so lovingly. Both of them are dressed in office attire and they looked so decent. What surprised me most was that the man was definitely more than 1.8m, heavily built whereas the girl was slim & definitely not taller than 1.6m. Well, guess opposites attract ba. When the man start taking the keys out and open the letter-box, o.m.g. !!!!!.......thats is the couple living directly above my unit !!!! .......end of story.....thanks for reading........

Kekeke ... all da food gt contaminated ... hehe

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Kekeke ... all da food gt contaminated ... hehe

Hahahaha......wonder what raw appetizers they were having earlier .......hehee........

[Robin1]

Thank you Siam for the story
The moaning so loud ? must be very vigorous pumping ^^

[Robin1]

Originally Posted by toilet$50

Bro siam66,you better than me.i boil egg until sleep
when carry on your next storys?

Bro how are you ?

[Robin1]

Originally Posted by hoho99

You all treat Ah Siam like dat goot meh, later he siam from you all far far then no more ghost story lia, how har

Hoho we go to the House mai ?
Also got chio bu treat us goot ^^

[Robin1]

Originally Posted by guess67

Are u sure u want to eat? Think u cook better leh, why not u cook?

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

He cook u eat ? Kekeke

Originally Posted by siam66

Waaaa.....thank you both for your nice compliments but I am afraid I have to disappoint you all. I am a lousy cook. Fried egg also cook until burnt.....haiz....but I am good in other things though.....wait ! wait ! I mean ....errr....washing dishes hor.....hehee......

3 of you no be like the Noisy neighbours later eat already noisy noisy Lol 55555 hehe ^^

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha......wonder what raw appetizers they were having earlier .......hehee........

its something tt trigger my curiosity ... can help ask ur neighbour ? Kekeke

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by Robin1

3 of you no be like the Noisy neighbours later eat already noisy noisy Lol 55555 hehe ^^

Hmmmm ... I believe siam siam will nt let us eat contaminated food ... hehe ...

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

its something tt trigger my curiosity ... can help ask ur neighbour ? Kekeke

hahahaha......actually I know the answers lar but shy to tell you mah ....hehee.....

[siam66]

Originally Posted by Robin1

Thank you Siam for the story
The moaning so loud ? must be very vigorous pumping ^^

Hahahaha.....you are welcum Robin
Yup....hmmm......dun know what kind / type of vigorous pumping hor ??? ......hehee.....

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Hmmmm ... I believe siam siam will nt let us eat contaminated food ... hehe ...

Hahahaha......hmmmm......

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

hahahaha......actually I know the answers lar but shy to tell you mah ....hehee.....

No nid shy la ... say say la ... hehe

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha......hmmmm......

Hmmmm ... v.scary lei like tt ... contaminated food is dangerous ... I dun wanna spend days in hospital wor ... hehe

[leobeer]

Originally Posted by siam66

My Noisy Neighbour

This story happened when I was staying in the East of Sillipore. My daughter was only 7 years old at that time. She like to sleep with us in our master bedroom. One night I was awoken by a sound coming from the flat above us. It was a love making sound coming from a lady. Not long later my little girl girl also woke up and asked me :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why is the auntie upstairs crying ?
Me : Errr... I think she stomach pain ba.
Girl Girl : Oh I see.
Me : Girl, go back to sleep, dun worry the auntie will be okay soon.

The auntie does not seem to get any better as the painful sound did not subside. It seem to be getting worse in fact. Not long later another different sound was heard this time. This time it was a male sound. I heard my girl girl asking me again :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why the uncle also stomach pain ??
Me : Errrr.....maybe they share the same dirty food, thats why both also stomach pain mah.
Girl Girl : Oh I see. Good nite daddy.

Luckily their love making session was over so I need not have to answer any more awkward questions but I was so wrong. The next night the same thing happened again. My girl girl again asked me :

Girl Girl : Daddy, why the auntie again stomach pain ?? She never go see doctor ???
Me : Have lar, dear. Maybe the medicine not good enough, thats why stomach still pain.
Girl Girl : Oh I see. The auntie jen ker lian hor. Good nite daddy.

I quickly went to close the bedroom window as I am running out of answers . The next morning I met my upstairs neighbour Ah Lim, a widower, who stay beside this couple.

Me : Eh ah lim, jiak pa buay ???
Lim : Jiak pa leow, kumsia, ke cho kang ah ??
Me : Bo lar. Kia jit bo cho. Ai ke buay mik kia. Le char meh koon thia tio simi bo ???
Lim : Wu lar. Knn kpkb....buay hiao paiseh. Hai limpeh thia kar buay tahan , gek ko tio ke liao lwee.

That night onwards I make it a point to close the bedroom window when we slept to prevent my daughter from hearing all this sounds.

A few days later, while opening the letter-box. I saw a couple approaching the letter-box panel too. They look so in love, holding hands tightly and looking at each other so lovingly. Both of them are dressed in office attire and they looked so decent. What surprised me most was that the man was definitely more than 1.8m, heavily built whereas the girl was slim & definitely not taller than 1.6m. Well, guess opposites attract ba. When the man start taking the keys out and open the letter-box, o.m.g. !!!!!.......thats is the couple living directly above my unit !!!! .......end of story.....thanks for reading........

hahaha...nice story..this remind me of BKK spa... lol...