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Old 09-04-2005, 02:07 AM
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
Thanks for the joke. It cracked me up for a while
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
maybe u wanna try to log out, and log back in again? might help
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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I guess he/she said this to all of us....
KNN............he/she like that do good meh???????

cheated all of us of our feelings

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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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anyway to Threadstarter....pee hole 99.99% accurate
yup.. this is vv true.. so threadstarter must bear with the pain.. push all the way in.. 1 shot only.. u push push slowly den not so accurate liaos..

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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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yup.. this is vv true.. so threadstarter must bear with the pain.. push all the way in.. 1 shot only.. u push push slowly den not so accurate liaos..
DUN say we didnt tell the Thread starter how to do it... BUY KY jelly for easier insertion. and YES! 1 shot in! All the way. Do it right, do it good, for 1 time. And I think u should be neg-.

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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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suggest a name for his/her Daughter/Son first

志伟 gam boh? Sound like 自慰 leh. keke
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
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by the way...........have you decided on a name for your son/daughter???????

awaiting his ang kway neng and ang gu kway...
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Re: i poked the pregnancy kit into my ass and i'm pregnant... :(
Yo Man.

I love your character. you funny guy.. may i buy you a cup of coffee.

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today i mast and poke that into my ass, - is not pregnant, + is pregnant, come out is + leh... so i try another one, come out also +...
wierd huh
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