most pervert things done?

[GongCB]

Just now saw someth stirring at opposite block so tot i might use my bino to look close at target. Yep, the hubby was fucking his wife real hard missonary style. Prolly abt 15min from the time i started noticing.

Then saw him abt to come, turn his back quickly n face the wdws. Was wondering what the F was he trying to do. Finally spotted him cuming on some tissues. Guess what, after coming threw it down the wdws.

That spur me. After saw them off lights, I went downstairs to spot the tissues. Found it, was wet and so brought it to the lift to sniff. After shiok liaw, I threw it back at the same place where i picked it up.

[chinmafan]

i ask my ex gf to remove her kotex on a moving bus at yio chu kang road and threw it out of the windows but didnt check if it hit any1 or not. since i dont dare to stick my head out. haha.

[twinchrome]

Originally Posted by GongCB

Just now saw someth stirring at opposite block so tot i might use my bino to look close at target. Yep, the hubby was fucking his wife real hard missonary style. Prolly abt 15min from the time i started noticing.

Then saw him abt to come, turn his back quickly n face the wdws. Was wondering what the F was he trying to do. Finally spotted him cuming on some tissues. Guess what, after coming threw it down the wdws.

That spur me. After saw them off lights, I went downstairs to spot the tissues. Found it, was wet and so brought it to the lift to sniff. After shiok liaw, I threw it back at the same place where i picked it up.

waaaa..... sniff at it??? Only sniff at it? Nothing else?

[twinchrome]

Originally Posted by chinmafan

i ask my ex gf to remove her kotex on a moving bus at yio chu kang road and threw it out of the windows but didnt check if it hit any1 or not. since i dont dare to stick my head out. haha.

hahahaha.... sure hope it didn't land on the windscreen of a car and cause some accident aft that. hahaha

[Sensory Sniper]

claim from insurance saying wind screen hit by kotex, therefore blured vision...causing accident.

[GongCB]

Originally Posted by twinchrome

waaaa..... sniff at it??? Only sniff at it? Nothing else?

wat else did u expect? Read some of my old posts to find more pervert lor..

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by Sensory Sniper

claim from insurance saying wind screen hit by kotex, therefore blured vision...causing accident.

hahaha hope the kotex no blood smeared on wind screen becos if got blood wait the car repair shop dare not repair cos they thought maybe hit and run...

[sex4LiFe]

i SALUTE all the PERVERTED BROS here..

me thought me was already perverted enough jerking off from my room windows (i stayed on 3rd floor) and spraying my cum on unsuspecting pple walking below..

YOU ALL HAVE MY DEEPEST RESPECT!

[asdfghjkl]

Originally Posted by sex4LiFe

spraying my cum on unsuspecting pple walking below.

no one saw u waning?

[Clit_LickeR]

Originally Posted by GongCB

the hubby was fucking his wife real hard missonary style.
Then saw him abt to come, turn his back quickly n face the wdws. Finally spotted him cuming on some tissues. Guess what, after coming threw it down the wdws.

That spur me. I went downstairs to spot the tissues. Found, was wet and so brought it to the lift to sniff. After shiok liaw, I threw it back at the same place where i picked it up.

Bro, not trying to chark you but it seems to me (my logic or point of view) that you are smelling that guy's SPERM!
Not his gf/fb or wife cunt juices... eeeeww... i SALUTE YOU!

Originally Posted by chinmafan

i ask my ex gf to remove her kotex on a moving bus at yio chu kang road and threw it out of the windows

eh, yck got non air con bus meh? or you referring to mant many years ago... ?

Originally Posted by Frankiestine

hahaha hope the kotex no blood smeared on wind screen becos if got blood wait the car repair shop dare not repair cos they thought maybe hit and run...

Monster... do you remember last time there's this Femine-Dom (condom for ladies).?
My gf bought it and it wasnt really nice and good to use. My GF then says : "This thing is like shit... so blardy uncomfy..."
Then i replied her cheekily : " If like shit then shit on it lor... i'll flung out the windows for you..."
The rest... (u guys go and think what we had done with the shitty Femine-Doms) is history...

[STK01]

Originally Posted by Sensory Sniper

claim from insurance saying wind screen hit by kotex, therefore blured vision...causing accident.

If really insurance companies encounter their 1st claim like that, they are going to include another exclusion!

nth Exclusion:

Cover does not include hot blooded male drivers distracted by flying kotex on the road, causing an accident in one way or another.

[baimi]

I did it by the side of PIE with cars zooming passed me…..

It was late in the night, I thought I can make it home
But I just could not control myself,
Not knowing when was the nearest exit where I could find
A comfortable place to do it.
I jammed the brake and parked my car by the side of the PIE,
unbuckled my seat belt and didn’t even have time to switch
On the hazard lights, unlocked the door and quickly dashed
Across to the front passenger door, unzipped my fly and ….
As they said, “Man just need a place to do it”
And I just did it, with cars zooming passed me,
Almost wetting my pants, I urinated….

During my dating days...my girl would drop in to visit me (I rented a place)and have a nice quickie...we use to do crazy things...like she would collect my sperm in a cup and fill the ice tray with them (mixes it with water). Then during weekend invite her girlfriend over...she would fill the drinks with 'sperm ice'...we would watch her friend enjoying her drink and later she would ask for more...eeemmmm.. ..then there was this most perverted thing we did...she went over to her girlfriend's place one day and sneak out her friend's panty.

As usual we had of usual bed workout and after all that wild sprayin over the body thing...she pull out her friend's panty to wipe my didi...we had a good laugh at it...guess wat?...after that she dryed it and after a few days quietly returned it to her friend..

[GongCB]

[QUOTE=Clit_LickeR;2088142]Bro, not trying to chark you but it seems to me (my logic or point of view) that you are smelling that guy's SPERM!
Not his gf/fb or wife cunt juices... eeeeww... i SALUTE YOU!


I reckon is a mix of cunt juice + cum juice, although I have not reach tat level of telling which juice has stronger smell! haha..

btw, I have also sprayed my cum before out of my living room wdws, after watching a porn movie! but it was earli in the morning..n no one was downstairs la..

[muneo]

Just to add to the list of most perverted things I have done.

I worked till very late in my office recently. Everyday till from 9am to 2-3am.
After the last shift staff had left, the whole office was virtually pitch dark except for the area where I was working. Security guards will come to petrol every hour or so. After the security guard left after the 2am patrol, I suddenly had this crazy idea.

I had this CFM looking female colleague who put extra pair of high heels in office and I took that pair of high heels and went into the female toilet. Upon entering the female toilet my cock went hard with the thought of entering a place where so many damn chio female colleagues pee in the daytime. Anyway, I hide in one of the cubicle and started wanking off happily while oogling a that pair of high heels. After about 10 minutes, I finally came and shot my load into the high heels and spread them evenly.

Quickly came out of the toilet, put the high heels back and went back to work until 3am. Feeling extremely satisfied after I left.