Looking for Companionship

[tempguest]

Originally Posted by Sasuke

I summarize for u.

Hi I am new here and looking for a free shio gan.

Yo bro, if you really want me to summarize in a language that suits this forums, I can change style totally, afterall, I'm really versatile and 入乡随俗。Here goes:

Hey ladies, I am 30M, 1.8m, 65 years looking for FB/ FWB (and most posts end here )

Ok, siao eh, I have to elaborate more though, cause that's not totally what I am looking for, cause you see? I am damn hard to please, have sex also not enough, want to make love. jiu si song song buay gao, must both parties lovingly song song.

So, summary of offer is: I will date you as much as it takes to eventually bait you into a lifetime of song song with me. If you want to, you can stop going out with me before getting screwed by me, so you get free food and entertainment. And best part, I won't even think you are screwing me cause I got free companionship and you probably get to have as much fun and gain a few pounds in the process. Added freebie: I will even lend you a shoulder to cry on or just to rest your tired head when you need it. * Side note: If a shoulder rest is not enough, I will massage all your tiredness away. (Red alert: it always ends up with me screwing you)

Guess writing this way makes more bros happy?
I am such an obedient newbie

[Sasuke]

Originally Posted by tempguest

Yo bro, if you really want me to summarize in a language that suits this forums, I can change style totally, afterall, I'm really versatile and 入乡随俗。Here goes:

Hey ladies, I am 30M, 1.8m, 65 years looking for FB/ FWB (and most posts end here )

Ok, siao eh, I have to elaborate more though, cause that's not totally what I am looking for, cause you see? I am damn hard to please, have sex also not enough, want to make love. jiu si song song buay gao, must both parties lovingly song song.

So, summary of offer is: I will date you as much as it takes to eventually bait you into a lifetime of song song with me. If you want to, you can stop going out with me before getting screwed by me, so you get free food and entertainment. And best part, I won't even think you are screwing me cause I got free companionship and you probably get to have as much fun and gain a few pounds in the process. Added freebie: I will even lend you a shoulder to cry on or just to rest your tired head when you need it. * Side note: If a shoulder rest is not enough, I will massage all your tiredness away. (Red alert: it always ends up with me screwing you)

Guess writing this way makes more bros happy?
I am such an obedient newbie

grats, now try that with 1 line.

[tempguest]

Originally Posted by Sasuke

grats, now try that with 1 line.

Dear ladies, date a bit, then song song ai mai?

[prettymannequin]

Originally Posted by tempguest

Dear ladies, date a bit, then song song ai mai?

You're hilarious. No sarcasm, totally meant that as a compliment hahahah.

[NaughtynSensual]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Yeah bro, I definitely require some nice companionship...for the 7 lonely nights a week. lol

Support, let's start!

You need to start one too? You mai lai hor! Rofl.

[NaughtynSensual]

Originally Posted by tempguest

Yo bro, if you really want me to summarize in a language that suits this forums, I can change style totally, afterall, I'm really versatile and 入乡随俗。Here goes:

Hey ladies, I am 30M, 1.8m, 65 years looking for FB/ FWB (and most posts end here )

Ok, siao eh, I have to elaborate more though, cause that's not totally what I am looking for, cause you see? I am damn hard to please, have sex also not enough, want to make love. jiu si song song buay gao, must both parties lovingly song song.

So, summary of offer is: I will date you as much as it takes to eventually bait you into a lifetime of song song with me. If you want to, you can stop going out with me before getting screwed by me, so you get free food and entertainment. And best part, I won't even think you are screwing me cause I got free companionship and you probably get to have as much fun and gain a few pounds in the process. Added freebie: I will even lend you a shoulder to cry on or just to rest your tired head when you need it. * Side note: If a shoulder rest is not enough, I will massage all your tiredness away. (Red alert: it always ends up with me screwing you)

Guess writing this way makes more bros happy?
I am such an obedient newbie

TS, I like the word "siao eh"! You go, dude! Support! Lol.

[guess67]

Support u too

[tempguest]

Thank you prettymannequin, naughtynsensual, imdestinyz and guess67.
You are all so kind.

Guess67, i have also sent you my pic via pm cause you were so nice to up me

[Johnbass]

All the chiobus are coming...
Biz is picking up eh?
Huat ah!!!

[SnowLeopards]

My ladyboy is jealous.

Pierre.

[discordpiggy]

TS I got zapped for writing a decent post replying to you. The person even left his nick. I think I at least get to demand a reasonable classy meal from you for entertaining you.

Looking for Companionship 31-07-2014 10:36 PM "got black water - wolfberry2"

[Johnbass]

Siao Lang!!!
So early start PCC??

Me and TS different paths one...
He is 一见钟情 type
I am 日久生情 type

You are... SMLJ-also-want type!

[guess67]

Originally Posted by tempguest

Thank you prettymannequin, naughtynsensual, imdestinyz and guess67.
You are all so kind.

Guess67, i have also sent you my pic via pm cause you were so nice to up me

Ya pic received

Not bad looking guy

[SnowLeopards]

Ladyboy, isn't it too early to jerk me off ?

But if you insist, I'll cum on your face.

Pierre.

[tempguest]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

TS I got zapped for writing a decent post replying to you. The person even left his nick. I think I at least get to demand a reasonable classy meal from you for entertaining you.

Looking for Companionship 31-07-2014 10:36 PM "got black water - wolfberry2"

Ouch, why would he do that? What does black water even mean?
Anw, if you want a meal from me, we can have it anytime, we work in the same area anyways