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hilarious this....
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Thanks all for sharing great jokes!
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Lovely joke from bro. Thanks for sharing.
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Very good thread of jokes. Thx all for sharing.
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In every romantic relationship there comes a time to meet the parents.
The stress of wondering if they will like and accept you can lead to embarrassing misstatements. To help you avoid some of the most common conversational pitfalls I've compiled a list of the Top Ten things not to say to your girlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time: 10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said you are. 9. Wazzzaaaaap! 8. The water in your toilet tastes funny. 7. You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine at home. 6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my leg. 5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on her friend Joanne? 4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and the midget is Sam. Is Sally ready? 3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out here! Send the bitch out! 2. You should be proud, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, you've raised a good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say. And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your boy or girlfriend's parents for the first time: 1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father.
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In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him." It also happened that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh" he thought "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch." You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there was more. A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish...and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water. The moral of the story is.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some pussy is probably in danger.
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Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name? Tarzan: Me Tarzan Interviewer: Married? Tarzan: Wife Jane Interviewer: Children? Tarzan: Son boy Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan? Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy
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"I'm in love with my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.
"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to." "But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep." "Hmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?" "Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"
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If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store
Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons. Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls." If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8 There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10. Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning. Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating." Same with "Buy One, Get One Free." No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award. Paper or Plastic or Rubber? Some men would still be in the Express Lane
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10 ways you know you've had good sex....
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You've both gone down one clothing size. 7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 9. Boy, are you hungry! 10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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