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#9571
12-01-2019, 09:02 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
����Virginity is like a Balloon��, One prick�� and it's gone for ever!
��Sex is like a pack of Chips��, Once you start! You can't stop��! ��An Exam paper�� is like a Dick ��, When it's hard! People get fucked!�� ��Education�� is like hiring a prostitute��, It needs both your money�� and your hardwork ��...��! ������Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand�� can let you achieve it! ��Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !���� �� Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.���� ��MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.���� ��The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!���� ��Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS? Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up���� ��Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute���� ��If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! ���� ��If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex!���� So basically life is ��PORNOGRAPHY�� �������� Don't laugh alone share it with friends!! �������� This is fucking too good.!
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#9572
13-01-2019, 06:20 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Post another joke...
  
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#9573
13-01-2019, 05:02 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
More laughter jokes...
A joke for all: My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married... There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister... One day her sister asked me to come home, She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't get over. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married... Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word... She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me...' I stood there for a moment thinking, then turned and walked straight out the front door and headed towards my car... Lord... And behold, I saw the entire family of my fiancé standing outside, all clapping...!!! My GF With tears ran to me and hugged me, my father-in-law took my hands and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family...!!!' And the moral of the story is : Always keep your condoms in your car and not in your trousers..!! 😜😎
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#9574
13-01-2019, 05:57 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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#9575
14-01-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
 Seen somewhere...
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#9576
14-01-2019, 01:16 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
 Another one. .
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#9577
14-01-2019, 01:17 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
A good one
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#9578
14-01-2019, 01:17 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
And reality ...
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#9580
14-01-2019, 02:15 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Keep this jokes coming.
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#9582
14-01-2019, 03:05 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Keep sharing jokes please!
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#9583
14-01-2019, 04:29 PM
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#9585
14-01-2019, 04:47 PM
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