Hanoi

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by Botarbolampar

Bro deptrai,

Have you been to this place ??????? Next trip bring me there can?

Hello Botar,

Yes, I have been there, Doson. first time when I was there, it cost only VND90k for a 2 hours session. But I guess rate has changed to VND150K. However I dun think u are limited to 30 mins... this is not Geylang! And vietnamese are never in a rush to do anything.. even screwing...

And u are also right about the Quality! Damn good.

Seafood there good too.

I also had a lot of fun in some other beach resort south of Hanoi... there was this place called Quat Lam... its really fun... a long long row of little houses parading to be small restaurants.. only have about 4 tables each with seating capacity of 4 to 5 people. We noticed the waitress are all young girls.. so we went into 1 of the "restaurant".. we even went right into their living room inside the house instead of seating outside where the tables for guests are. The girls are so playful.. we took some snack from the car to share with them, watch TV, drink tea, chit chat... then we ask for the toilet.. went behind and realise 3 small rooms.. identical ;-) That is the tell tale sign already. me and my friend drag a girl each into the room, we just strip and shower.. and wallah, girls also automatically strip and shower with us... and go 1 round and somemore got massage. Now refreshed, we proceed to order dinner and eat outside... entire ordeal about 3.5 hours... total bill comes to VND250k.. inclusive of everything! They even provide rubber!

[impreza69]

Hi Bros Deptrai4u,

Wonderful place u mentioned...Doson. Thanks for bring me to the local joint yesterday nite! Appreciated!

Cheers to all cheongsters I met yesterday!

Impreza69

[deptrai4u]

Originally Posted by impreza69

Hi Bros Deptrai4u,

Wonderful place u mentioned...Doson. Thanks for bring me to the local joint yesterday nite! Appreciated!

Cheers to all cheongsters I met yesterday!

Impreza69

Hi Impreza,

U came late last night so not many girls left. Anyway if u interested, I can bring u guys to a more interesting place where there will be more of the things u like since I noticed that u and ur friend does not sing.

The place last night was good bcos of the sound system and room conditions, but it seems that is not so important factors for you.

[ilikekitty]

Hi Bro,

I am station in Vietnam.... next time when you are in Hanoi, give me a call..... we can catch up for a drink. : )

Regards
ILIKEKITTY

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

yes, i am around in Hanoi. I have PM u my mobile number since u specifically mentioned me ;-)

Its a pity that u have already booked ur hotel. If u have read this thread u would know what I mean. I just hope u had not book any of those international hotel. If u probably do not know yet, those International hotel is not only expensive but also not guest friendly. So in the end u may still have to book a local hotel. The savings from those international hotel bookings is more than enuf for ur party funds in hanoi.

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by dejavu28

Thanks for the comprehensive infor on the hotel. I try it out and write a FR.

You're welcome, beat wishes n enjoy your trip to Hanoi.

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

yes, i am around in Hanoi. I have PM u my mobile number since u specifically mentioned me.
Its a pity that u have already booked ur hotel. If u have read this thread u would know what I mean. I just hope u had not book any of those international hotel. If u probably do not know yet, those International hotel is not only expensive but also not guest friendly. So in the end u may still have to book a local hotel. The savings from those international hotel bookings is more than enuf for ur party funds in hanoi.

That's very true............hahaha save for cheonging.

Originally Posted by deptrai4u

Hello Botar,
Yes, I have been there, Doson. first time when I was there, it cost only VND90k for a 2 hours session. But I guess rate has changed to VND150K. However I dun think u are limited to 30 mins... this is not Geylang! And vietnamese are never in a rush to do anything.. even screwing...
And u are also right about the Quality! Damn good.Seafood there good too.
I also had a lot of fun in some other beach resort south of Hanoi... there was this place called Quat Lam... its really fun... a long long row of little houses parading to be small restaurants.. only have about 4 tables each with seating capacity of 4 to 5 people. We noticed the waitress are all young girls.. so we went into 1 of the "restaurant".. we even went right into their living room inside the house instead of seating outside where the tables for guests are. The girls are so playful.. we took some snack from the car to share with them, watch TV, drink tea, chit chat... then we ask for the toilet.. went behind and realise 3 small rooms.. identical That is the tell tale sign already. me and my friend drag a girl each into the room, we just strip and shower.. and wallah, girls also automatically strip and shower with us... and go 1 round and somemore got massage. Now refreshed, we proceed to order dinner and eat outside... entire ordeal about 3.5 hours... total bill comes to VND250k.. inclusive of everything! They even provide rubber!

Whoa ,whoa, whoa, that's paradize. Hehehe.

Originally Posted by ilikekitty

Hi Bro,
I am station in Vietnam.... next time when you are in Hanoi, give me a call..... we can catch up for a drink. Regards ILIKEKITTY

Envy you guy. How I wish I'm based there too.

[uglyman]

My 2 cents about Hanoi

If one is coming to Hanoi, one should not have the 'Thailand' or 'Bangkok' mentality. The scene here is totally different. Most hotels are not guest friendly, especially those in the 3 to 5 star range. It seems that the ruling here is that if one wants to bring a Vietnamese girl back to the room, one has to produce a marriage certificate. Tough.

The second barrier here is the language. One can not make passionate love if one does not understand one another. And I can tell you that these girls give the best GFE.

Let's get to the juicy bits. I have done the Fortuna Hotel thingy. I went to the Boss KTV with 2 friends and one of them 'used' to be a regular here. Called for a lineup, told the Manager who to bring only the girls who can go long time and speak a bit of English. Picked one and she sat down beside me. Her hands did the autoroaming. After staying for about an hour, we left the place. Three guys and I was the only one that chose a girl. Strange huh? I get to that part later.

Hanoi has many cafes and bars to choose from. From the cheap bia hoi's to the 5 star hotels. It all depends on one's budget. Actually, as there are many places to eat and drink. Every corner of the city has a cafe.

Now after we left The Boss, we proceed to 17 saloon. There is a live band playing there and a DJ takes over between the break. The band is a decent band but the music played between the break is not that good. Now when one steps into 17 saloon, one will notice that most of the staff are girls. Yep. That is their selling point. Take out a cigarette and a girl is ready to light it up for you. Of course the girls will coax you into buying a bottle. Drinks are overpriced IMHO. I guess the music played in between the break is mind blasting to cater the patrons who missed New Century. New Century is a disco that was once popular with Hanoians. It has closed down as it was abusing it's opening hours and a drug bust was made by the Central Police that was published in the local paper.

Back to the Boss gal. As the Boss only allows the girls to leave at 12, the girl I booked called me after work to check where I stayed. As I am staying a mini hotel already, she made her way here. But before that, I asked her if any of her friends who are working at the Boss wants to come over to be with my other friends. This is the way to beat the system of paying extra to the Boss. Don't have to pay the extra USD for take away fees for the other two girls.

My rating for the gal I took is;

Age: 19
Height: 5' 4”
Spotlights: 33B (Damn Perky)
BBBJ: 9/10
FJ: 9/10
GFE: 10/10
Damage: 100 USD

I was flying back home the next day and she stayed until I checked out. She even helped me pack my bags. Hanoi girls are very GFE.

I guess a trip to the Boss KTV in Fortuna Hotel is ok if one is a business traveller that is coming to Hanoi for only a short trip. Discreet as the girl can go up to the guest's room if one does not want to do the walk of shame.

The health club scene here is really funny. I can only comment about 2 places that I have been. The first place was Sakura massage. We took the VIP package which costs us about 500,000 dong. It's a two hour package where the gal give you a bath, scrubbing every part of your body. After the bath, she will massage you and fondle the little fella. She is basically offering you a HJ. It is better if you decide on the price before she strokes the little fella till he vomits. She initially asked me for 500,000 dong and i laugh. I can't speak Vietnamese so we used hand language. We settled at 100,000 and she whip the little fella.

The second place we went to is the Oasis Hotel. There is a health center on the 6th floor (or maybe it was the 5th floor). This time we took the normal 1 hour package which cost us USD 4 per person. I did not want a HJ and luckily the girl did not offer. One friend went for a HJ (he paid 100,000 Dong) and another fella got a HJ with a little BJ action. He paid 200,000 Dong for it.

Now a short review on some of the places that I have been. Remember, YMMV.

Boss KTV

Expensive.
Lots of girls.
A one time experience is more then enough.

Seventeen Saloon

Decent Band (By Hanoi's Standard)
Service staff are eye candy. They drink with you and party with you. (Of course at your expense)
Ok to go once in a while.

My Way Cafe

Nice cafe.
Makes and ideal SOHO.
The chairs at the bar are very comfy.
Decent Food & Service.

Legends

Huge Restaurant with big screen.
Plenty of choices for beer & food. (it's like a mini brewery)
Decent pricing.

R&R Tavern

I have to be a bit biased about this outlet. I like it. Not a cheongster's outlet though but it serves decent food and the price for it's drinks are reasonably priced. A large beer here is half the price of a small beer in Seventeen saloon. If one is traveling alone in Hanoi and require some information or help, the patrons here are friendly enough to share a tip or two. Lots of expat teachers come here for dinner or drinks. For me, it's a pit stop before I go somewhere else.

IMHO, to cheong in Hanoi is a totally different experience. The learning curve is not as easy as say Bangkok or Hatyai. Buy a local sim card, learn a bit of the language and smile. It can open many doors for you. I am still learning.

Cheers.

[WhatTheHack]

IMHO, to cheong in Hanoi is a totally different experience. The learning curve is not as easy as say Bangkok or Hatyai. Buy a local sim card, learn a bit of the language and smile. It can open many doors for you. I am still learning.

Bro uglyman,

well written and informative especially for a coming soon first timer like me before the visit ...still planning though due to work load... cheers

[uglyman]

Originally Posted by WhatTheHack

Bro uglyman,

well written and informative

Thanks Bro, Just doing my small part here. For all bros here, I have uploaded a Vietnamese Language Course audio & pdf file.

http://www.mediafire.com/?1pxvam11ju2

Cheers.

First of all, thanks to deprait4u bro,

my first night in hanoi is as below.

Reach air port at 7pm local time. then reach hotel 8pm. check in, dinner and drink a bit.

then bro deprait4u came and join us with his most friendly friend andy.

then bro brought me to a local staemboat and call for 2 gals. we drank pertol and the gals is very good drinker and staedy. can hug kiss and can touch a little.

we did not take any gal back as its tool late. but it was still good fun. i will continue tmr.

again, thanks bro deprait4u.

first of all, thanks to bro deprait4u.

took us to local steam boat with 2 local gals. damn enjoy drinking pertol with them.

will update again tmr

jim here,...

will upload the hanoi photo soon... http://jimmyykc.multiply.com

btw, thanks deprait4u (micky)!!!

Originally Posted by kwing

hi bros,

I am fairly new to this forum, and i am going to hanoi with a bunch of bros (5 of us. We would like to have fun that don't break our bank too much! we have booked the hotel, anyone can advice where can we go to look for ladies that can make our trip more memorable?

Also, suggestion of good club!

Thanks in advance!!!

kekekek... kwing,
we start our "GAME" @ Hanoi now,
dont want to wait for u liaooo!

when u come to Hanoi (Saturday),
we will doing normal things...
kekekek!

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by uglyman

Thanks Bro, Just doing my small part here. For all bros here, I have uploaded a Vietnamese Language Course audio & pdf file.
Cheers.

Well well, uglyman. Great posting and wondering forum about your trip to hanoi. Thanks for the Viet Lang file too. Upzzzzz U.

Cheers

[uglyman]

Originally Posted by Botarbolampar

Well well, uglyman. Great posting and wondering forum about your trip to hanoi.

Cheers

Thanks for the up Bro. Actually, I am still stuck here in Hanoi which means it doesn't count as a trip. No complains about being stuck here though.

[Botarbolampar]

Originally Posted by uglyman

Thanks for the up Bro. Actually, I am still stuck here in Hanoi which means it doesn't count as a trip. No complains about being stuck here though.

Good morning UM, so just continue to enjoy yourself.

Cheers