SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing your jialat story.

Originally Posted by cluelessp

Wah reading all the stories also feel inspired to share.

Happened when i was just 17, was at my ex-gf's house and no one else was at home...so naturally started to get naughty, cap on and screwing her for dear life, and she moaning away. Then suddenly knn, hear the key sound, the parents come back. Quickly put on clothes and she tell me hide inside the closet.

Dk why last time so stupid, should have just put on clothes and sit around and act like nth. Think the mother notice my slipper outside so eventually found me but never tell the father, she just scold the daughter asking why go and make me hide in the closet.

Throughout all of this...cap still on my dick and underwear still in my pocket. lucky wore pants liao...

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing your jialat story.

Originally Posted by Haonan2016

Another one I just recalled.. Last time in school we used to share blue tapes and vcds among friends. One day my friend passed me a vcd featuring Li Li Zhen and Xu Jing Jiang.

One of my friend and I decided to watch the movie on my computer at my house. Thinking no one is at home, I agreed.

Watched halfway suddenly my dad walked out from his room and saw us watching the movie with the moanings in the background.

We were so stunned and don't know what to do. My friend left shortly afterwards.

I still remember the movie title. Girl's Unbutton.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing your sibueyjialat story.

Originally Posted by cluelessp

Wah no way...daughter is sibei chio, looks nothing like the mother. Nothing against the mum who was always nice to me, but no way in hell.

Remember another story that happened last year when I went to bkk with 2 buddies. I know one of the guy(K) from my NS time and we always keep in contact, the other guy is his colleague(J). Obv 3 guys go bkk is to go find girls...so one night went to Nana, the area with a lot of gogo bars.

So hopping around the bars when came to 1 bar and sat at a good spot, can see the girls changing before they even come on stage. Saw one report for work and watch her all the way till she come on stage. Straight away pay for short time to go screw her in a small motel in the same building...jialat 1: knn girl damn chio, service okok only but because drink quite a bit couldn't finish. No choice, told the girl nvm la, bo bian...

Came back down to find my friends and found out they at another bar, where J got approach by one girl. I sat down and K whisper to me, eh this girl that approach J...girl or not. I didn't even notice cos look quite normal, talk to her she speak softly so can't tell. Didn't see adam's apple either. Told him I not sure...but anyway J already decided to bao her for the night and brought her back. K and me damn sian cos no one to bring back...I decided go back and bao the girl for the whole night, paid an arm and a leg, but okay la worth it cos she chio. K despo liao, ask my girl to just bring one of her friend for him also.

We stay at service apartment, so only got 2 room, came back and J was in the master bedroom, so me and K say nvm we hang out in living room first. We told the girls we think maybe the girl with J is ladyboy, and they make a lot of noise shouting in thai. Jialat 2: After awhile J came out with a damn shell-shocked face, so we ask him what happen bro...J said...she got a dick. We laugh until wanna die. The ladyboy damn malu don't dare come out cos so many of us outside, pity her too la.

So we go bathe then the ladyboy left...jialat 3: knn proceed to screw the same girl without finishing again. Really damn no face, ego -9999999. But it was still quite fun cos both girls damn wild and chatty. Next day, refuse to drink and bonk another girl at a massage place, went twice in an hour.

Moral of the story: don't go for bargain goods in bkk and make sure your girl is not a he....thought this type of shit only happen in movie.

[Noun]

Let me share my jialat story too.

I started drinking when I was very young. Give me beer, stout or brandy no problem. Flashback when I was early 20s a friend of mine came back during CNY and bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label.

We were doing visiting and he brought along the bottle. So he mixed the drink with soda and I thought well if I can handle alcohol well I should have no problem with whisky too.

After 2 drinks, I was flat and my head was spinning like crazy. Unbelievable that I cannot handle whisky first time. Whisky gave me phobia for next 2 years till I drank a shot of Chivas Regal. After that incident, I had no problem anymore with whisky or Black Label.

You say jialat or not?

[tikogoh]

I keep forgetting to write this. This time I remember. Few weeks ago, i went for haircut, at those $10 10 minutes style. There was a queue and I ended up with a hairdresser wearing sleeveless top.

I didn't expect to get her and as I was telling her how I want my hair cut, I was looking at her face and armpits. Her pits was white and hairless.

I think she knew that I was perving because as she was cutting, she was also yanking my hair and she was done in less than 10 minutes. I don't know is it because she knew I was looking at her armpits or is it because of the queue.

Anyway, had to cut because this would be my last haircut before winter sets in. I'm in Australia, so don't ask me where in Singapore is this hairdresser.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for posting your jialat story here.

Originally Posted by Noun

Let me share my jialat story too.

I started drinking when I was very young. Give me beer, stout or brandy no problem. Flashback when I was early 20s a friend of mine came back during CNY and bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label.

We were doing visiting and he brought along the bottle. So he mixed the drink with soda and I thought well if I can handle alcohol well I should have no problem with whisky too.

After 2 drinks, I was flat and my head was spinning like crazy. Unbelievable that I cannot handle whisky first time. Whisky gave me phobia for next 2 years till I drank a shot of Chivas Regal. After that incident, I had no problem anymore with whisky or Black Label.

You say jialat or not?

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for posting your jialat story here.

Originally Posted by tikogoh

I keep forgetting to write this. This time I remember. Few weeks ago, i went for haircut, at those $10 10 minutes style. There was a queue and I ended up with a hairdresser wearing sleeveless top.

I didn't expect to get her and as I was telling her how I want my hair cut, I was looking at her face and armpits. Her pits was white and hairless.

I think she knew that I was perving because as she was cutting, she was also yanking my hair and she was done in less than 10 minutes. I don't know is it because she knew I was looking at her armpits or is it because of the queue.

Anyway, had to cut because this would be my last haircut before winter sets in. I'm in Australia, so don't ask me where in Singapore is this hairdresser.

[Egypt]

Share a jialat story

I lost my virginity at 15 years old.

You say jialat or not?

[Coin]

Originally Posted by Noun

Let me share my jialat story too.

I started drinking when I was very young. Give me beer, stout or brandy no problem. Flashback when I was early 20s a friend of mine came back during CNY and bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label.

We were doing visiting and he brought along the bottle. So he mixed the drink with soda and I thought well if I can handle alcohol well I should have no problem with whisky too.

After 2 drinks, I was flat and my head was spinning like crazy. Unbelievable that I cannot handle whisky first time. Whisky gave me phobia for next 2 years till I drank a shot of Chivas Regal. After that incident, I had no problem anymore with whisky or Black Label.

You say jialat or not?

Not sure how old were you then? I had similar experience but was tequila. 3 shots and I was lying flat when I was 24 years old.

[Haonan2016]

Originally Posted by Egypt

Share a jialat story

I lost my virginity at 15 years old.

You say jialat or not?

Only jialat if you lost yours at 51

[hhlover]

Recently jus when genting trip wit my bro... take 7 hours bus reach there.. tired.. stay 3 days.. gamble lose 10k plus RM.. still need to take 7 hours bus back to sin.. even more tired.. u say jialat anot.. waste so much time travelling there n lose so much money in jus 3 days...

[Coin]

Originally Posted by hhlover

Recently jus when genting trip wit my bro... take 7 hours bus reach there.. tired.. stay 3 days.. gamble lose 10k plus RM.. still need to take 7 hours bus back to sin.. even more tired.. u say jialat anot.. waste so much time travelling there n lose so much money in jus 3 days...

This is not only jialat but also stupid. Travel all the way just to donate money to Dai Kor.

[kellykelly]

Today i was at east side at one of the college supporting my friend who is attending a swimming event. There is this booth selling swimwear at the side of pool. while i was there i saw 1 young punk who doesnt know the size of swimming trunk he was wearing and he starts to pull open his trunk and looking for the size label and he was showing his precious thing. I am sure the uncle selling saw it too.

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by hhlover

Recently jus when genting trip wit my bro... take 7 hours bus reach there.. tired.. stay 3 days.. gamble lose 10k plus RM.. still need to take 7 hours bus back to sin.. even more tired.. u say jialat anot.. waste so much time travelling there n lose so much money in jus 3 days...

Even if you travel to Vegas, you can easily lose ten k in three hours n 100k in 3 days. No guarantee you'll win la unless u cheat.

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by hhlover

Recently jus when genting trip wit my bro... take 7 hours bus reach there.. tired.. stay 3 days.. gamble lose 10k plus RM.. still need to take 7 hours bus back to sin.. even more tired.. u say jialat anot.. waste so much time travelling there n lose so much money in jus 3 days...

You should have done the 3 things what this bro mentioned here