Vietnam - HCM

[Criminalz]

WAH SEI!!!!...bro happydaddy.. damn sard man you.. i din check out here for few days and now you super girl magnet...

looks like with you around i have to wait for durian to drop liao...huhuhuhu...

heheh...

anyway, i heard tomolo is POLO anniversary. got promo like buy 1 dozen get 1 dozen free...or buy 1 get 1 free..something like that.

[Happydaddy]

Saw one Bartender at Vic last night... Didn't talked to her when I first went there the 1st time but already noticed her..... Now have regular LHD down there... but that bartender yesterday zap zap zap me with her eyes....and we started talking.......Its time for 'Action Front' again...Lucky haven't upzzz the LHD no 2 yet if not no chance with the Zap Zap Bartender liao...... Time to 'Shift Target' and 'Prep Fire' and finally 'Fire for Effect'

[jackbl]

Hi, no need to learn the pronounciation so fast, start with remember the individual words first. Then slowly learn to join them up to make a sentence. For correct pronounciation, ask those "teachers" to teach u. If u sound incorrect/funny, this give them a good laugh, and this will be the ice-breaker to strike a conversation with them.....

Originally Posted by bltan

Thank you, Jackbl, I noticed the thread earlier but it will not help as I still do not know how to pronounce the words. I was informed that there are 6 ways to pronounce the words and each carry a different meaning.

[Happydaddy]

Originally Posted by jackbl

Hi, no need to learn the pronounciation so fast, start with remember the individual words first. Then slowly learn to join them up to make a sentence. For correct pronounciation, ask those "teachers" to teach u. If u sound incorrect/funny, this give them a good laugh, and this will be the ice-breaker to strike a conversation with them.....

I think the best is go find a Long Hair Dictionary... For maybe Short Hair Dictionary also can...... Just tell these dictionaries.... 'I teach you English, You Teach me Vietnamese'...So far it works for me... Now I have 3 LHD and 1 SHD...

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by jackbl

hi, can i also call u to learn abt the teaching by the true MASTERS of HCMC? i m in sgp.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
If you want to salvage the situation, I can teach you a way which was taught to me by the true MASTERS of HCMC. Call me. Tried to call you many times but your phone always seems to be off. cant get through to you.

Pls Pls...me too want to learn form the MASTERS OF HCMC....

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Will do. I thought you retire liao? How's things in Singapore for you? Still haven't got a chance to drink kopi with you. Let's arrange one in Singapore soon.

Yes, happily retired but still like to read la...so much fun reading and learning from all the Vn MASTERS...

[KangTuo]

Originally Posted by Reaper

from what I heard and seen through your postings, you are the master of "LITTLE VN" in singapore.

You are 101% correct. Jbro jackbl is the MASTER of out little vn...

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by Happydaddy

Saw one Bartender at Vic last night... Didn't talked to her when I first went there the 1st time but already noticed her..... Now have regular LHD down there... but that bartender yesterday zap zap zap me with her eyes....and we started talking.......Its time for 'Action Front' again...Lucky haven't upzzz the LHD no 2 yet if not no chance with the Zap Zap Bartender liao...... Time to 'Shift Target' and 'Prep Fire' and finally 'Fire for Effect'

Haha bro you from Artillery huh? You got 1 battery of 6 guns to support you arh? Who are the 6 big guns? Mortar or howitzer?

Don't forget to fire Illum shells for night mission hor. Then "Fire for Effect". I'll be the FO observing far away (relac one corner with beer in hand) to call for ceasefire in case mission goes wrong. Very good shooting! LZ hot. Haha.

[raverboy]

Originally Posted by Happydaddy

Saw one Bartender at Vic last night... Didn't talked to her when I first went there the 1st time but already noticed her..... Now have regular LHD down there... but that bartender yesterday zap zap zap me with her eyes....and we started talking.......Its time for 'Action Front' again...Lucky haven't upzzz the LHD no 2 yet if not no chance with the Zap Zap Bartender liao...... Time to 'Shift Target' and 'Prep Fire' and finally 'Fire for Effect'

nabei... you really Fire mission siao izzit?

Anyway... this is getting confusing leh, got LHD1, LHD2, SHD3, LHD4, not got LHD-zapzap... how you keep track?!

[euphoria777]

Originally Posted by Tom Cat

I have a just been told I need to travel to Saigon for busines Oct 1 - Oct 3. I can choose the hotel (4 or 5*). I am sorry I do not have time to read all the threads, I will do so another day. I am looking for a quality hotel that would have a good KTV or bar attached full of girls that are able to come to your room afterwards. Im from Hanoi, so I am comparing it to Fortuna Hotel (Boss nighclub) or Hanoi Hotels KTV. Can someone please tell me which hotel I should book for this kind of service. I do not have time to do more research before booking my hotel. Thank you!!

Originally Posted by Tom Cat

Do you guys actually help other people out? or do you have to be long serving member to get any help?? I posted a request a while ago asking for recommendations for a 4 or 5* hotel that would have an in-house bar / kareoke. I will be on business in HCMC just 2 day, I dont have the time or the inclination to go to many bars etc, just looking for what can be provided inside a good hotel Like I said before Hanoi Hotel and Fortuna Hotel provied this type of service in Hanoi. Can someone please just give me a few tips on Hotel names, that's all I'm asking. That cant be too hard to help out a newbie in HCMC??????????? Please.

Don't worry, I help you. The rest of them lao giaos all very hao lian and not helpful.
Go book Sheraton Saigon (88 Dong Khoi, +848 8272828) or Caravelle (19 Lam Son Square, +848 8234999).
Both hotels have KTV and in-house bars. Girls will line up for you to choose. You pick the one you like, can bring up to room and fcuk. Still got bullets left, come back down and choose another one.
For people like you, I also have no time to do research before telling you, so I am just talking nonsense...

[Criminalz]

Aiyah...just when i wan to answer him.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by euphoria777

Don't worry, I help you. The rest of them lao giaos all very hao lian and not helpful.
Go book Sheraton Saigon (88 Dong Khoi, +848 8272828) or Caravelle (19 Lam Son Square, +848 8234999).
Both hotels have KTV and in-house bars. Girls will line up for you to choose. You pick the one you like, can bring up to room and fcuk. Still got bullets left, come back down and choose another one.

WWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like I like

[haha_123]

Juz came back from Dalat into HCM city yesterday. Seriously got ripped off by the agency Vietnam Travel,Travel to Vietnam,Vietnam Travel Packages,Vietnam Tours,Vietnam Travel Info,Vietnam Hotels,Vietnam Resorts,Vietnam Vacations,Vietnam Vacation ... at 82 Bui Vien St. My BX wanted to go to Dalat bcos it's the "City of Love" or "City of thousand flowers".

Upon arrival at the agency, I was quoted USD 95 per person for a 3day/2night tour of Dalat with 3-star hotel. My baxa wanted to go so much, so I lan-lan paid USD 190 up-front. But when I went to the same agency the next day, the sales-manager explained that the staff made a mistake, and that the tour is only 2day/1night. If for 3day/2night, I have to pay extra. He even snatch the quoted itinerary and receipt from me!!! WTF!!! As I had already check out from my hotel in HCM city, and standing there with my luggage, and my BX standing beside me without a clue of what's going on, I decided not to make a fuss about it. Besides, the tour guide was standing beside me, and I swallowed my pride and hid my anger and boarded the tour-bus.

After an 8-hour journey from HCM city to Dalat, I found that the Tulip Hotel is actually 2-star and not 3-star. Again I did not scream at the tour guide, who spoken broken English that I could only understand him for about 30%.
And it rained in Dalat in the afternoon, so we couldn't go anywhere!! So me and my BX just cuddle up, and I released the full force of my fury on her. She just screamed "Pain!! Pain!! Darling, cum quickly!!!"

The next day, the trip went without a hitch. We enjoyed the cool climate there and we returned to HCM city yesterday. When i checked the Vietnam Travel,Travel to Vietnam,Vietnam Travel Packages,Vietnam Tours,Vietnam Travel Info,Vietnam Hotels,Vietnam Resorts,Vietnam Vacations,Vietnam Vacation ..., the website quoted only USD 70 per person for 3day/2night tour!!!

So bros out there, please spend some time to surf the website, such as Sinhcafe - Sinhcafe Travel - Sinh Cafe VietNam - VietNam Travel before you embark on any trip. I seriously thought of making a complaint to the authorities about this fantastic-tour agency, but I know it will be useless.

[Happydaddy]

Originally Posted by raverboy

nabei... you really Fire mission siao izzit?

Anyway... this is getting confusing leh, got LHD1, LHD2, SHD3, LHD4, not got LHD-zapzap... how you keep track?!

No la.... Alot of enemies around... If don't fire... wait kenna overrun.....Anyway I have good memory...

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Haha bro you from Artillery huh? You got 1 battery of 6 guns to support you arh? Who are the 6 big guns? Mortar or howitzer?

Don't forget to fire Illum shells for night mission hor. Then "Fire for Effect". I'll be the FO observing far away (relac one corner with beer in hand) to call for ceasefire in case mission goes wrong. Very good shooting! LZ hot. Haha.

No la... Not from Arty but a unit very near Changi Point......Near 'Jalan Tuk Kar Cheng' aka 'Akua roundabout....... I only have my own gun and 2 hand grenades... For Big Guns... We always help the Arty guys to Lase the targets.......just like i lase Zap Zap LHD last night at Vic....

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Happydaddy

Saw one Bartender at Vic last night... Didn't talked to her when I first went there the 1st time but already noticed her..... Now have regular LHD down there... but that bartender yesterday zap zap zap me with her eyes....and we started talking.......Its time for 'Action Front' again...Lucky haven't upzzz the LHD no 2 yet if not no chance with the Zap Zap Bartender liao...... Time to 'Shift Target' and 'Prep Fire' and finally 'Fire for Effect'

Word of advice....you just cleared one mine field with our help...dont jump straight into another

[Happydaddy]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Word of advice....you just cleared one mine field with our help...dont jump straight into another

Hmmm I will use my mine probe to probe around.....But I will slowly retreat from LDH 2 before she gets embrolied in the battle...Just like a Retrogade Ops.. Then I will flank Zap Zap and attempt a double envelopment and a deep penetration manovuer...