Vietnam - HCM

[mikemike]

Originally Posted by euphoria777

Don't worry, I help you. The rest of them lao giaos all very hao lian and not helpful.
Go book Sheraton Saigon (88 Dong Khoi, +848 8272828) or Caravelle (19 Lam Son Square, +848 8234999).
Both hotels have KTV and in-house bars. Girls will line up for you to choose. You pick the one you like, can bring up to room and fcuk. Still got bullets left, come back down and choose another one.
For people like you, I also have no time to do research before telling you, so I am just talking nonsense...

Wah..one of the MASTER of hcmc is finally here..

cheers

[haha_123]

Yesterday I made my way to massage parlour at Liberty 2, beside Polo Club. The receptionist said 120,000 VND for 1 hr massage, excluding tips she emphasized twice!!! Inside the locker area, I discovered that I was the only customer there. I remembered that when I went there 1 year ago, the place was packed with foreigners and locals.

I took a quick shower and went into the hot pool. But the water temperature is only luke-warm. I was quickly ushered to the massage room on the upper floor. The mamasan introduced a plain-looking girl to me. She was definitely not syt, but I hope that she can provide better, more experieneced service.

She started her massage and didn't make small talk, like ask where I'm from. I also couldn't be bothered and we did not speak a word throughout the 1 hr massage. When she massage my legs, she carefully avoided my sensitive inner thighs and I let out a sigh. When she ask me to turn over, I pretended that I was glad that the massage was over and wanted to put on my robe. She indicated that the massage was only half-way through and she had to massage my front also. She again did not reach under my shorts for my balls, and my didi was very, very limp. At the end of the massage, she did not ask me for specials, as I think she knew that I would say no. She passed me the tip slip, and I wrote 50,000 VND(S$5).

When I came down to shower again, I saw a lady customer walking around with her robe!! The 2 male attendants did not attend to me, and I returned the flavour by not giving them any tip. I passed the 50,000 VND to the receptionist who gave me a "oh-you-are-so-stingy" kind of look. But I ignored her as I swear I will never enter this massage parlour at Liberty 2 again!!!

[haha_123]

On my Tigerair flight last Friday, I met an old Singaporean couple on their way to HCM city. Yesterday I met them again at Le Thanh Ton St. And the first thing they ask me is "Do you know where we can eat Singapore-style Chinese hor-fun"? I was left flabbergasted, but politely pointed to the night-market beside Ben Thanh market. I also ask them to try "Pho 2000" or "Pho 24" instead.

Oh by the way, there's a nice food-court above Parkson's. They sell nice pizza, donuts, Thai, Korean, Jap, Viet food at reasonable price. They taste like what they will taste like exactly in Singapore.

[haha_123]

Today as I was walking along Le Loi Street, a lady in a scooter drove onto the pavement and rode beside me. She had very heavy make-up and she looked very pale. She said she can follow me back to my hotel and give me massage for USD 10 and make-love for USD 20. I suddenly remembered that some seniors wrote in this forum that these ladies could be "men", or were "men before", or they could steal from us. So I ignored her and continued to walk. She kept pestering me for at least 5 mins before she gave up. The hawkers along Le Loi Street simply smiled and grinned at me. Heeheehee, I was so embarrassed.....

[MIA Agent]

Originally Posted by Tony Stark

Haha bro I admire your spirit of sharing but don't post such info. openly.

I tried calling some. A few numbers are not working. Will provide FR if I get to try in my upcoming trip.

Tro oi, i was feeling regret too, I did not think too much before i post it.

Hope it does not create too much trouble. Anyway to erase this post? Appreciated if moderator can help. Cam On Ngiu Ngiu.

[MIA Agent]

Originally Posted by Happydaddy

Very confusing sms....An Am An Am...

, familiar story. Bro, don't know if should congratulate u bcoz like many other bro said, this might be just a clever tactic. Anyway, i can only agree that FOC cost the most. Good luck and happy cheonging.

[Zaryl]

Originally Posted by technofreak

You going in Nov...Oct thought you going PRC? Wah...Really envy you. BTW, when u be going PRC??

no need to envy...you oso counting down to your HZ, China trip..your timing just right to visit F1 Shanghai or try the hairy crab...real crab ok..dun think dirty...

[Tony Stark]

Originally Posted by haha_123

Today as I was walking along Le Loi Street, a lady in a scooter drove onto the pavement and rode beside me. She had very heavy make-up and she looked very pale. She said she can follow me back to my hotel and give me massage for USD 10 and make-love for USD 20. I suddenly remembered that some seniors wrote in this forum that these ladies could be "men", or were "men before", or they could steal from us. So I ignored her and continued to walk. She kept pestering me for at least 5 mins before she gave up. The hawkers along Le Loi Street simply smiled and grinned at me. Heeheehee, I was so embarrassed.....

Sorry to hear about your lousy Dalat trip. Will take note of your feedback on Liberty 2 Massage Parlour.

Yes I've encountered such ladyboys on scooters. Just ignore them and continue walking.

[Reaper]

it is official. I am now going to retire from this thread. I will no longer meet other samsters so please do PM me anymore. However I will still meet up with my friends from this forum.

Should you need and info about HCMC, pls direct your questions to Tony Stark

[xterm8]

Originally Posted by Reaper

it is official. I am now going to retire from this thread. I will no longer meet other samsters so please do PM me anymore. However I will still meet up with my friends from this forum.

Should you need and info about HCMC, pls direct your questions to Tony Stark

NO WAY!!!!! WHY????? We need your guidance.

[haha_123]

Some seniors in this forum suggested that A&EM 4 and Lien An hotels are girl-friendly, so I decided to check them out.

On my arrival, my bx came to pick me up from the airport. I thought we were taking a cab, but instead she ask to take her scooter instead!! So we were whizzing down towards District 1 with my luggage in between the 2 of us!! The funny thing was that I knew the way in HCM city better than my bx, as she came from Dong Thap province. On the scooter, I could smell her hair and I grabbed her lightly on the shoulders.

I checked into A&EM 4 at 150 Le Thanh Ton St facing Ben Thanh market. The standard room rate is USD 30. I was given a room on the top 7th floor with a nice small window over-looking the street beside the market. The room was bigger than standard Hotel 81 room, and it even had a small fridge. But the walls were very thin, and you hear foot-steps along the corridor and even noise from the next room. The room had tv with international channels, and I was able to watch English Premiership on ESPN and the Singtel Singapore F1 racing!!

For USD 30, me and my bx had free breakfast of pho-bo and ban mi opla(bread with fried egg). They even had free internet at the lobby, but it was often occupied by the bell-boys!! The receptionist was pleasant-looking and she spoke very good Mandarin.

On my return from Dalat city, the receptionist even ask me where was my bx, who had returned to her province. However, this time I was given a standard room without window. On the next morning, there was a black-out and they had to turn on the generator, which was generating a lot of noise and heat from the basement.

So I made a short walk to Le Anh Xuan St to Lien An hotel, where I'm typing this forum now. I was greeted by the Manager Mr Khoi, who spoke excellent Mandarin. Mr Khoi explained that the rate is USD 32 for standard room and USD 60 plus for Deluxe. Mr Khoi even brought me to the 7th floor and showed me the standard and deluxe rooms!!! The standard room was similar to A&EM 4 hotel, but it had a bath-tub and very nice Samsung tv with international channels as well!! I shyly ask Mr Khoi about bringing girls into the room and he said "Mei Wen Ti"(NO PROBLEM).

When using free internet at the lobby, the bell-boy even poured me a glass of ice tea and it was mien-phi(free)!! EXCELLENT!!!!!!!

[cunt-nivorous]

Originally Posted by sexlegend

You in HCMC I still in Saigon tomolo but will fly to Hanoi on Wednesday for one week at least.

Hi Bro, hope you will be back to join us in HCMC. I pm you my schedule. This time there are 6 of us. Staying at Movenpick this time ... more convenient for us to meet hehehe.

[bababa333]

hi to all the lao-jiao bros,

i am newbie in HCM. after combing through this great thread, i visited caseurs massage and tulip. these are good no-frill type of fun for me. any bro here can recommend more massage-and-shoot palors such as tulip? can pm me if possible?

sorry to trouble. newbie asking for guidance pls do not flame me ok? thanks much to everyone!
333

[Happydaddy]

Went out the my LHD4 last night with Raverboy and his gal for dinner...Carrot and his gal joined us later...went to MTV but I know nuts what is the performance is all about as they are in Viet... but many eye candy there and there is this group of girls like Viet version of SHE singing on stage...After this went to a funny KTV... Family style...Carrot Gal recommended....But not bad la.... Enjoyed the voice of Carrot Gal... Singing real Pro...Why funny??? Because the room have a sperm smell... hahaha... but clean one la....Manage to pacify my LHD4 on the USD100 incident... thanks to advice from Reaper and Carrot...... So LDH4 still available....Anyway, I will maintain her as girlfriend status.....

[Leeson]

checking in from hcmc... stupid jetstar flight was delayed one hour as they overbooked passengers