Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

[Hurricane88]

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Great logic, cheers!

[TCSCorp]

Originally Posted by honeymustard85

Besides astronomers, who would explain the importance of space to you?

Ans: Therapist

What would be Cristiano Ronaldo's next job after he retires from football

Ans: Therapist

[Hurricane88]

Bond Series ~

James Bond shows up at a hospital for a vax jab.

Desk: Yes, please? 

JB: Looking for Dr. No.

Desk: I'm afraid he never works here.

JB: Never say never again.

Reluctantly, JB settles for some other doctor.

Desk: And, you are?

JB: The name's Bond, James Bond.

Desk: Address, please.

JB: On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 007, MI5 @ Casino Royale.

Desk: Why do you prefer the vax?

JB: No time to die.

Desk: Which vax would you prefer?

JB: From Russia, with love.

Desk: Why don't you try the Chinese?

JB: No. They Live and let die.

Then, a dashing nurse arrives to give the jab to The Spy who loved me.

The jab over, JB hands her an envelope marked For your eyes only.

Her eyes light up with what she sees inside.

Diamonds are forever, she tells herself and gratefully blesses JB

You only live twice.😄

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Bond Series ~

James Bond shows up at a hospital for a vax jab.

Desk: Yes, please? 

JB: Looking for Dr. No.

Desk: I'm afraid he never works here.

JB: Never say never again.

Reluctantly, JB settles for some other doctor.

Desk: And, you are?

JB: The name's Bond, James Bond.

Desk: Address, please.

JB: On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 007, MI5 @ Casino Royale.

Desk: Why do you prefer the vax?

JB: No time to die.

Desk: Which vax would you prefer?

JB: From Russia, with love.

Desk: Why don't you try the Chinese?

JB: No. They Live and let die.

Then, a dashing nurse arrives to give the jab to The Spy who loved me.

The jab over, JB hands her an envelope marked For your eyes only.

Her eyes light up with what she sees inside.

Diamonds are forever, she tells herself and gratefully blesses JB

You only live twice.😄

Where's Octopussy?

[googlert]

Very nice thread. Please keep the jokes coming!

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[ibanezjem555]

Originally Posted by Orange22

Where's Octopussy?

And with that her pussy did an octo-gasm for the diamonds she received ?

[35cents]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

nice one.....!

[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by ibanezjem555

And with that her pussy did an octo-gasm for the diamonds she received ?

Good addition...

[TanKeeKah]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Fully agreed on this!

[jacky43]

A sick joke been going around at the work places, especially among Malaysian workers.

Malaysian gov can find alot of things, except MH370 because it was sold off to China to cover debts.

Joke aside. The plane is missing from 8 Mar 2014 till now. We are searching the wrong places. I urged the person and people who knew where to point us the location. The passengers families must move on.

[SBMEDSUP]

What happened to MH370 is not a joke. It is a reality.

[BJstreet]

Good morning. Keep the jokes coming