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10-11-2009, 01:35 AM
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The type of woman to marry
Please marry a woman who behaves like:
Your mother - In the kitchen A prostitute - in the bed room An actress - when going out DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like: Your mother - In bed An actress - in the kitchen A prostitute -when going out! 
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#2
10-11-2009, 02:04 AM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
haha, that's funny but very true leh
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10-11-2009, 09:36 AM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
cant agree more...
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#8
10-11-2009, 12:17 PM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
A gurkha once told me:
Japanese wife Chinese food American life
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#9
10-11-2009, 12:30 PM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
Hi Bro,
Chinese version : 在家是贤妇 床上是荡妇 出门是贵妇。 Regards.
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为你的快乐而快乐的 是朋友 为你的难过而难过的 就是那些该放进心里的人 如果我们不能在一起， 那就是说我们没缘份 既然没缘份，那就没什么好遗憾的了 今天说要忘了你, 明天却又想起你 念你，念你在梦里. 问此情何时已
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#10
10-11-2009, 04:27 PM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
在家是贵妇。
床上是贤妇。 出门是荡妇。 :d
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#11
10-11-2009, 05:46 PM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
Advise given to me by a old friend years ago.
If you are bothered about futures wife's look in the future, just have a look at her mother - 70% replica. cheers
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#12
10-11-2009, 05:52 PM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
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"Advise" is a verb.
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#13
10-11-2009, 08:03 PM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
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Sibeh funny, whooooo hahaha GUM Sia
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#14
11-11-2009, 08:30 AM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
Frankly,
I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed. Better not to know....taboo leh..
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#15
11-11-2009, 09:15 AM
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Re: The type of woman to marry
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But if you meet one, you would definitely know what it's like to have a gal behaving like ur mom in bed ... This one cannot, that one cannot ... Like this oso not rite, like that oso not rite ... Muz do like this, muz do like that ... End up, you dun want to do it at all ... 
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