Looking for a female tour guide

nexusphone · #1 18-12-2014, 03:45 AM

I am a rat running my own rat race, and seldom have time to socialize, and even less time to fraternize.

I've not watched a single movie with a girl in 10 years. The last place of interest I remember visiting is the Botanical Gardens. The last date I had with a girl, we went to eat roast chicken and talk about Star Trek.

That is how shallow my social life (and love life) has become. It's sad. I'M VERY SAD.

I am looking for a female tour guide to show me around Singapore. The casinos. The clubbing scene. The night life. Those little facets of Singapore that represent my lost youth.

Age is not an issue. Looks is also not an issue. I would prefer someone who can converse well in English (I'm Singaporean Chinese aged BELOW 40, I speak exclusively English at home, at work, and with all my friends). I definitely WANT someone cheerful, outgoing, easy-going, and spontaneous. I also want a Singaporean gal (Pink IC).

Anyone girl out there interested, please private message me, and we'll take it from there. Rates and terms are all negotiable.

Legal Disclaimer: I am not looking for sex, and this post is not a solicitation or offer of commercial sex or paid sexual intimacy. Girls who are interested only in sexual transactions should not reply to my post. OKTs/Agents should also not reply. I prefer to deal directly with my tour guide, without any middle man, thank you!

clapton · #2 18-12-2014, 09:05 AM

TS, Few days back I saw one post in Adult discussion, claim his/her frd willing to provide such service. You can go and take a look.

urgg · #3 18-12-2014, 10:09 AM

TS, I think u go dating site beta rite? Maybe u can find the one there... I think u nit gf or companion more than a tour guide..

Gd luck for ur search. Cheers!

nexusphone · #4 18-12-2014, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by urgg

TS, I think u go dating site beta rite? Maybe u can find the one there... I think u nit gf or companion more than a tour guide..

Gd luck for ur search. Cheers!

I don't have good experience with dating websites.

nexusphone · #5 21-12-2014, 04:37 AM

Upping my own post with some clarifications

I'm looking more for someone who is willing to go out with me for, say, 4-5 times minimum, provided the she feels comfortable hanging out with me, based on our first meeting.

And as I mentioned, I'm not just looking to dine and chit-chat, I would like to be taken places too (perhaps on the 2nd date onwards).

Basically want to feel pampered, and will definitely pamper you in return!

I am plain looking (not ugly), and also not tall. Just very very average looking -- 99.9% of gals won't bother to take a second look at me. I have not much expectations of the gal, but if you don't want to hang out with a plain looking 30+ yo chap, please deliver your verdict to me gently and let me know as soon as possible during the first date! Thank you!

And to re-iterate: Rates and terms are all negotiable.

tan1688 · #6 21-12-2014, 12:50 PM

bro i recommend you write what you are willing to pay for the tour service you require,
then got response.

Nothing comes for free in this world. say 200-300sgd per day from 7pm -2am job

nexusphone · #7 21-12-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tan1688

bro i recommend you write what you are willing to pay for the tour service you require,
then got response.

Nothing comes for free in this world. say 200-300sgd per day from 7pm -2am job

I'm leaving it to the gal to specify her terms.

Two reasons:

(i) If I specify it openly, some gals will think I am too generous and easy to "makan", others will think I am a stingy toad

(ii) Some gals don't want to pay as they want to meet me on equal footing. That way, if they think I am not good looking enough or an absolute nerd who bores them, they can end the outing anytime they want with no obligation.

demonhunter · #8 21-12-2014, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nexusphone

I am a rat running my own rat race, and seldom have time to socialize, and even less time to fraternize.

I've not watched a single movie with a girl in 10 years. The last place of interest I remember visiting is the Botanical Gardens. The last date I had with a girl, we went to eat roast chicken and talk about Star Trek.

That is how shallow my social life (and love life) has become. It's sad. I'M VERY SAD.
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Brudder ! No wonder you cannot score ... I would suggest you update a little bit on the happening places to bring girls .

no matter how many gals you meet , all will run if you bore the shit out of them .

good luck !