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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Keep posting bro. Ur jokes made my day.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Wife told husband that she wants to buy new bra.

Husband got mad and said "you A cup tits so small buy so many bra for what?"

Wife replied "then you wear underwear for what?"
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Wife told husband that she wants to buy new bra.

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Wife replied "then you wear underwear for what?"
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Wife told husband that she wants to buy new bra.

Husband got mad and said "you A cup tits so small buy so many bra for what?"

Wife replied "then you wear underwear for what?"
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
my elderly aunt told me that in a marriage there are three stages of sex...
excitement sex, regular sex and corridor sex...

excitement sex is when you are married in the first to second years coz you can't have enough of each other's...

regular sex is in the fifth or sixth years, seems like a chore to each other's...

corridor sex is when you're married for twenty to thirty years, you walk pass each other's and says FUCK you...
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