Bernice - Housing Agent

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Camper reporting.
GGNBCCB Gog, you resurfaced leh.
Good, take your time while I massage mine so that they won't be blue.

Cb. U come in only must say me everytime. I’m gentleman ok. I got announce I’m back. Hahaha. It’s you never notice.

Happy blue, still a fair while given this is the start only. Still quite far.

[guyorgirl]

Good morning all, no fun being sick and still need to work, pity MCs don’t last for 2-3 weeks!



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gog: I'll prefer high, but maybe not too high? Say, x to y levels. Too low noisy.

Bernice continued asking and probing, near food, or MRT, need to be near school for future kids (HAHAHAHA).





gog: Yourself? What do you think?

B(ernice): If near school would be good for my kids, they don't have to wake up early and travel.

gog: Won't the school bells and morning assembly be disturbing?

Bernice looks like she got caught and tried to defend her options.






B: It won't be if you're out at work ma.

I can see she's really new at this, I began to doubt my choice in choosing her for house shopping.

Hungrily, I took up a sandwich and chewed while Bernice scribbled notes, she hardly touched the food.





gog: Hey, eat something. Don't talk and write only. Eat first.

B: Huh, oh... ok.

She took a sandwich and nibbled slowly.





gog: Why did you join property line?

B: ...

She looked perturbed and at a loss. I probably shouldn't have asked.

[duetz]

You ah, tekan newbies only hahahaahaaa

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

Cb. U come in only must say me everytime. I’m gentleman ok. I got announce I’m back. Hahaha. It’s you never notice.

Happy blue, still a fair while given this is the start only. Still quite far.

You don't pretend pretend hor, you know you like to be gan lah.
GGNBCCB, I will be patiently waiting for you to slow stew your housing agent, we'll trained by you leh, the balls never turn blue again.

[Freakz]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

You don't pretend pretend hor, you know you like to be gan lah.
GGNBCCB, I will be patiently waiting for you to slow stew your housing agent, we'll trained by you leh, the balls never turn blue again.

Hahahaha.. KNNBCCB GOG Not fair. Shoo me away but bro cannibal gan you then never shoo him away.. You really kiam gan 1. I'm sure all those kena train by you sure won't get blue balls de... High five bro cannibal. This gentle man GOG need us to be around to gan him or else wait his whole body not shiok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by Freakz

Hahahaha.. KNNBCCB GOG Not fair. Shoo me away but bro cannibal gan you then never shoo him away.. You really kiam gan 1. I'm sure all those kena train by you sure won't get blue balls de... High five bro cannibal. This gentle man GOG need us to be around to gan him or else wait his whole body not shiok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spot on, bro.
In fact, I bet this CB Gog loves SM. If his FB can whip him hard, chain him up with dog collars and ride him around, he will shiok shiok go Jurong.

[timeliness]

Hahaha if this were the typical rich bro here, he might have offered to be a SD to tide her over..

But its gog we're talking about so just see how he ended up fucking another married woman hahaha

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by duetz

You ah, tekan newbies only hahahaahaaa

I where got... I am so nice, so gentleman... hahahahah do read the disclaimer on page1... LOL!!!

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

You don't pretend pretend hor, you know you like to be gan lah.
GGNBCCB, I will be patiently waiting for you to slow stew your housing agent, we'll trained by you leh, the balls never turn blue again.

I not like that one hor... I am gentleman where like that one, I never stew her la... I'm gentleman, please repeat AFTER me... Gog is gentleman.

Originally Posted by Freakz

Hahahaha.. KNNBCCB GOG Not fair. Shoo me away but bro cannibal gan you then never shoo him away.. You really kiam gan 1. I'm sure all those kena train by you sure won't get blue balls de... High five bro cannibal. This gentle man GOG need us to be around to gan him or else wait his whole body not shiok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SHOO WHY YOU STILL HERE. You are not welcome so different treatment. So shooooooooooooo!!! I don't have a bro that always kan me one.

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

Spot on, bro.
In fact, I bet this CB Gog loves SM. If his FB can whip him hard, chain him up with dog collars and ride him around, he will shiok shiok go Jurong.

Why you all like that say me I very sad I'm so gentleman and nice.

Originally Posted by timeliness

Hahaha if this were the typical rich bro here, he might have offered to be a SD to tide her over..

But its gog we're talking about so just see how he ended up fucking another married woman hahaha

Haha... you know how expensive it is to be a SD? It's not for the average guy, not even me.

Why you all so dirty minded, I got say I fucked Bernice meh, this is just a story nia, I never, ANYWHERE said i fucked her leh.

You all read and read never realise it's not going anywhere?? This is the ultimate BLUE leh.

[guyorgirl]

Suddenly here so active, kns... once my trail is discovered, all come liao.


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gog: How many have you closed so far?

B(ernice): Erm...

Uh-oh...







B: I just started last month, so...erm... but I promise, I'll do my best if you give me a chance.

FML. A newbie. I had half a heart to just end it and go off. I felt she lacked experience and would likely not be suitable.

A server walked over with two plates of food and placed them down. A pizza and sandwiches.




B: I thought you might be hungry as you haven't had dinner.

Thoughtful, and she' s right. I kind of let my stomach take over my head and decided to hear Bernice out.





B: Can I know where you intend to purchase?

gog: I would prefer somewhere like XXX, XXX or XXX.

B: You want high or lower floors?

I was busy chewing onto the pizza when she asked and got me deep into thoughts. Which one is ideal, I would prefer higher but if the lift breaks, then I'll have to climb a lot. If too low, pedestrians, cars, coffeeshops would make it noisy.

[sdol v2]

Hi bro this one repeat episode

Originally Posted by guyorgirl

Suddenly here so active, kns... once my trail is discovered, all come liao.


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gog: How many have you closed so far?

B(ernice): Erm...

Uh-oh...







B: I just started last month, so...erm... but I promise, I'll do my best if you give me a chance.

FML. A newbie. I had half a heart to just end it and go off. I felt she lacked experience and would likely not be suitable.

A server walked over with two plates of food and placed them down. A pizza and sandwiches.




B: I thought you might be hungry as you haven't had dinner.

Thoughtful, and she' s right. I kind of let my stomach take over my head and decided to hear Bernice out.





B: Can I know where you intend to purchase?

gog: I would prefer somewhere like XXX, XXX or XXX.

B: You want high or lower floors?

I was busy chewing onto the pizza when she asked and got me deep into thoughts. Which one is ideal, I would prefer higher but if the lift breaks, then I'll have to climb a lot. If too low, pedestrians, cars, coffeeshops would make it noisy.

[justin69]

Originally Posted by sdol v2

Hi bro this one repeat episode

This shown he is really very sick!

[junior_cannibal]

CB Gog, 该吃药了

[guyorgirl]

Originally Posted by sdol v2

Hi bro this one repeat episode

Sorry, really still sick, been nodding off very early these days. Hope to get better soon.

Posting two updates worth today in lieu of yesterday cock up.

Originally Posted by justin69

This shown he is really very sick!

Yes, actually I am, I had breathing issues also, it was really bad, I couldn't sleep, couldn't get out of house for fear of dropping dead. Dunno why this time it's so bad.

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

CB Gog, 该吃药了

I'm good man... stop bullying me leh...

[guyorgirl]

Sorry folks, really feeling still sick, been a week, not getting better fast but definitely recovering

No, it's not STD or AIDS.. or HIV, lol.




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B(ernice): I got retrenched and it was hard to get a job.

*Gulp*. I felt guilty.





gog: Take it as a break lor, slowly find.

B: Yep, thought I'd do property for a while until I find a job and can maintain this as additional income.

She smiled bleakly like it was killing her to say it.






gog; Can ask what you were working as?

B: I was doing admin stuff. You know, photocopy, issue writing materials, purchase office equipment, liaise office stuff.

In my mind this is like an office boy job. You know, the kind where you hire somebody to do all the work you don't want to do. If she's a degree holder, at her age, with kids, married, isn't that very menial work for somebody her qualifications?







gog: I'll keep a lookout for you.

B: Thanks.

Again, awkward silence. I must have touched on a subject I shouldn't have. If this was a date, there definitely won't be a second one.

We continued discussing and she shared how she will arrange for me to view resale houses as I cannot buy new one on my own.






B: You cannot buy new or BTO, you know?

gog: Yeah, single ma, unless you want to marry me.

Again, at that time, I wasn't thinking much. It was just my insensitivity talking. Bernice just did a weak smile and let it go.






B: Budget?

This is the part where it got tricky, how do I tell her, or let her know what my budget is?





gog: Tell you what, you look for it, the budget let me worry. 3 or 4 room would be fine. I want a room for gaming, one for guest (in case my family wants to come over) and one for myself.

B: Wah, you strike toto is it, single buy 4 room?

Well... nevermind.

It was almost 9.30 plus when it we finished discussion. Crowds were still there but not much.






B: Okay, think we're done, I will update you and arrange you to view the houses I have in mind for you.

Not wanting to be a spoilsport, but doubt she would successfully close my deal. She's still new, and need more experience. Anyway, no harm trying.






gog: Sure, you stay nearby?

B: Oh I stay Tampines.

gog: Woah, okay, you drive?

B: Er, no.

gog: How did you come here?

B: I took MRT.

In my mind, I thought all housing agents drive flashy cars, big cars, this one actually takes public? And not even a taxi but MRT/bus?

Guilt sets in, which I hate. For eating that dinner, I felt obliged to ask.






gog: I can send you home if you're comfortable.

[beruehen]

Before sending her home go Pasir Ris Park first?