Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and Horny

[WOOHOO]

yawnsssss so lame zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by MrStyleKing

Why not go Changi Village and let the fags poke your arse many times?? This way you will feel MORE POWER!!!! WOOOOHOOOO

lol u really never learn one hor? cant u stick to yr own thread instead of spamming all over the plc? sibeh hopeless.

[huhu123]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

yawnsssss so lame zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

morning babe miss u muack!

[PowerTAN_P_W]

MrStyleKing, Boyboy1313 and hokkienguy are all working as male escorts for the same agency. One day their manager calls them in to inform them of their latest assignment - a 98kg fat, ugly and old lady boss of a big company. The manager asks: 'which one of you guys would like to take her on?'

Boyboy1313: sorry boss i just sprained my dick last night so i am out of action

hokkienguy: i would love to take her on but too bad i injured my tongue so i will not be able to pleasure her tonight.

MrStyleKing: i just realised.....i am actually a faggot.

Manager: That's no excuse MrStyleKing as we all know you are one since you love getting your ass fucked in sammyboyforum all the time.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

MrStyleKing, Boyboy1313 and hokkienguy are all working as male escorts for the same agency. One day their manager calls them in to inform them of their latest assignment - a 98kg fat, ugly and old lady boss of a big company. The manager asks: 'which one of you guys would like to take her on?'

Boyboy1313: sorry boss i just sprained my dick last night so i am out of action

hokkienguy: i would love to take her on but too bad i injured my tongue so i will not be able to pleasure her tonight.

MrStyleKing: i just realised.....i am actually a faggot.

Manager: That's no excuse MrStyleKing as we all know you are one since you love getting your ass fucked in sammyboyforum all the time.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

1 2 3

3 2 1

Power Tan

Number One.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

up thread for awareness

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Boyboy1313 went into a sex shop to buy some customized condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl: "Can I help you, Sir?"
Boyboy1313: "Yes, I want to buy some customized condoms."
Sales girl: "What size do you need, Sir?"
Boyboy1313: "I don't know what size I would need."
Sales girl: "May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?"

As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:

"Give me a SMALL one..."
"Wait! Make it MEDIUM..."
"Wait! Make it LARGE..."
"Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!"

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

Boyboy1313 went into a sex shop to buy some customized condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl: "Can I help you, Sir?"
Boyboy1313: "Yes, I want to buy some customized condoms."
Sales girl: "What size do you need, Sir?"
Boyboy1313: "I don't know what size I would need."
Sales girl: "May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?"

As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:

"Give me a SMALL one..."
"Wait! Make it MEDIUM..."
"Wait! Make it LARGE..."
"Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!"

Rgds,
Ah Wee

wakakakakakakakakakakakaka

[PowerTAN_P_W]

up thread for awareness

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

MrStyleKing believes by putting his pic in his food blog can help to increase viewer's appetite for his recommended food. He wasted no time in uploading his most handsome and dashing photo on his blog.

His idea seems to work wonder as almost immediately he receives a thank-you email. Feeling so pleased and proud of himself and his good looks MrStyleKing opens the mail and read it aloud:

'Thank you so much for the pic. I can now finally shit after all these years of constipation by looking at that faggot's photo in your blog.'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

MrStyleKing, Boyboy1313 and hokkienguy are all working as male escorts for the same agency. One day their manager calls them in to inform them of their latest assignment - a 98kg fat, ugly and old lady boss of a big company. The manager asks: 'which one of you guys would like to take her on?'

Boyboy1313: sorry boss i just sprained my dick last night so i am out of action

hokkienguy: i would love to take her on but too bad i injured my tongue so i will not be able to pleasure her tonight.

MrStyleKing: i just realised.....i am actually a faggot.

Manager: That's no excuse MrStyleKing as we all know you are one since you love getting your ass fucked in sammyboyforum all the time.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

these 3 nicks in your story machiam become yr regular cast nw liao.

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

MrStyleKing believes by putting his pic in his food blog can help to increase viewer's appetite for his recommended food. He wasted no time in uploading his most handsome and dashing photo on his blog.

His idea seems to work wonder as almost immediately he receives a thank-you email. Feeling so pleased and proud of himself and his good looks MrStyleKing opens the mail and read it aloud:

'Thank you so much for the pic. I can now finally shit after all these years of constipation by looking at that faggot's photo in your blog.'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

if you don't know who is the number one, just come sammyboy and search for Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

if you don't know who is the number one, just come sammyboy and search for Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee