most pervert things done?

[assster]

i like to read this thread now and then. makes me feel so pure n normal. hahahahaha!

[terrible ted]

Originally Posted by crisp

in that case, we should gather all the SBF bros and mass produce this man essence right?and sell for a profit

I give for free. make sure you drink gao gao

[pippo]

Once again I was informed that I had to be on standby in the office on a weekend. Began to have that pissy feeling all over again. It was compounded by this pesky full of complains HR lady. This lady is full of attitude and has been bitching about the state of the office since the day she stepped in.

She is a mother of 3 in her mid 30s. She can be classified in between the slim and skinny categories. Notice she barely owns a pair of B cup boobs that she tries hard to push up daily. Credit though to her booty department as she has a perky ass. Many times I had a chat with her, but at the end of all of them, she ends up whining, giving me that feel I should stuff my cock in her mouth and shut her up.

As usual, in a deserted office over the weekend, I was damn bored. Again passing my time watching some Exploited Moms' clips on my phone. The porn became too overwhelming, so decided to take a break and took a tour of my office. Wandered aimlessly around the empty office till I chanced upon this bitch's workstation. Look around her desk, nothing significant and saw some family photos and eureka.... noticed her black shawl that she wears around the neck, which sometimes come very close to her mouth at work.

Checked around the area, then I snatched the shawl from her chair and unleashed my hard rod. Dirty thoughts already clouded my mind. Fantasized me slamming her perky ass doggy style while she is whining about work. Took the middle portion of the shawl, wrapped it around my cock and started jacking off. Made sure the every inch of the shawl came into contact with my tool. After some forceful pumps, I unloaded my health advice onto her shawl, forming an interesting contrast of gooey white on a black surface. While busy cleaning up my cock with her shawl, noticed her pic with her daughter staring at me...haha...f u guys. Admired my artwork a bit more before rearranging the shawl nicely back on her chair.

The next Monday, purposefully walked by her workstation, presto, saw her with her shawl on, cold day she said. Complimented her on the nice shawl, she told me her husband bought it for her from HK. Cool...I asked her some unsuspecting questions like does she bring it home every day and wash, she says she just brought it on the Friday before, but then she whines again, saying the ventilation of the office over the weekend must be very bad, cause her shawl seems to smell abit now. I nod my her in agreement with a warm smile on my face and my warm cum on her shawl.

[goodpartner]

Originally Posted by cumeater

I drink my own cum .

Don't let the cum go to waste, it's man essence you know.

Bro, you'll get my salute for being more pervert than that cousin if dun waste that blangledah's cum too

[nishikado]

lol .. drink own cum like weird leh.

I always got the though, but after masturbate out, I cancel the thought LOL

[grandmaester]

Originally Posted by daring70

i have never done this before but a friend of mine told me about this game they played when in a uk boarding school. a group of guys would sit in a circle with a biscuit and would masturbate on it and pass the biscuit on. next guy would do the same thing.

when it finally reaches someone who cannot shoot anymore, that guy would have to eat the biscuit ......

Ouch!!!

[fartfetish]

for my fetish maybe some will say i pervert

after my gf go shit i tell her dont wipe and let me lick her hole clean for her

also i ask her to fart on my face and rub her backside on my face often

[sun814]

OMG! YOU ARE NO.1 SO FAR I THINK. NO HORSE RUN.

[Frankiestine]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

for my fetish maybe some will say i pervert

after my gf go shit i tell her dont wipe and let me lick her hole clean for her

also i ask her to fart on my face and rub her backside on my face often

omg u no horse run

[sianguy2006]

Originally Posted by Newbie2alltis

my most recent experience was to invite sbf bro over to my place to watch my wifey's sex vidz n pics, and if they got fetish 4 her lingerie, they can help themselves to her wardrobe and laundry basket. So nice to see, esp young guys lusting for her. Lol, can it consider some kind of perversion?

sounds so nice

[bummer]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

for my fetish maybe some will say i pervert

after my gf go shit i tell her dont wipe and let me lick her hole clean for her

also i ask her to fart on my face and rub her backside on my face often

you juz make me puke out my lunch, lucky i haven't take my dinner

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

for my fetish maybe some will say i pervert

after my gf go shit i tell her dont wipe and let me lick her hole clean for her

also i ask her to fart on my face and rub her backside on my face often

Oh I've done that too. I love it when she has diarrhoea. The liquid shit just explode in my face when it comes out. The only thing is my gf is even better than your gf. My gf still has a dick that hasn't been chopped off yet.







I'm just kidding. You rank the same level as the guy who collects pubic hair in a folder.

[alvin36]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

for my fetish maybe some will say i pervert

after my gf go shit i tell her dont wipe and let me lick her hole clean for her

also i ask her to fart on my face and rub her backside on my face often

do you know who are your parents ?
are you human ?

[Manfese_Widz]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

for my fetish maybe some will say i pervert

after my gf go shit i tell her dont wipe and let me lick her hole clean for her

also i ask her to fart on my face and rub her backside on my face often

?!?!?!? Wat the... Did u really meant what you said??

If it's true, bro, i think u r sick beyond words. And for your GF who condone your actions, I say you guys are one hell of a perfect couple.

[fartfetish]

Originally Posted by Manfese_Widz

And for your GF who condone your actions, I say you guys are one hell of a perfect couple.

i am a lucky guy to find a accomodating gf