I remember liking her very much because she had a nice and full body before she got married to Allan Wu
He's just milking her for what she's worth. She would lose much more weight if she married any of us samsters... fed regularly and solely on protein shakes... plus probably no time to sleep at all.
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a lot depends on where they are. The "service attitude" changes towards the front or upstairs. Have had a number of asses nicely skewed from my sitting upstairs, not bad lah.
Actually not that much change in servitudes. Have gotten demoted recently to cattle class but still enjoyed ample service... but maybe I've got low expectations. Just give me my food, papers, drinks, movies and occasional cleavage and I'm a happy camper.
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how come?
had some really nice ones before ownng a car. After the first car, a 4th hand 8yo nissan, I had to learn about the ugly realities of life. But as time goes on, and the car got nicer, realities actually got nicer leh!
I was averaging 2 FBs a year on a scrambler, 3 FBs a year on a Hyundai and Zero on a 2-seater that went on for years... was like a drought.
Have not really gone to the nicer car category so cannot comment. Going to move to 7 seaters and remain there for quite a bit. When its time to move on, think my tool won't be so obedient by then.
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I think it would be better if I married Wong Lilin and had her out making money - being celebrity judge and all that so I can stay home and fuck around. If I am not wrong that would make her Gal D. Much better proposition than having a Gal B. I would willing to be gal C in this arrangement with Gal D
I was averaging 2 FBs a year on a scrambler, 3 FBs a year on a Hyundai and Zero on a 2-seater that went on for years... was like a drought.
2 possible reasons. a 2 seater is too cramped. no room for all that shopping. The other possibility is - you know how guys are afraid to talk to really beautiful ladies.. can be the same the other way around for girls and cars
I think it would be better if I married Wong Lilin and had her out making money - being celebrity judge and all that so I can stay home and fuck around. If I am not wrong that would make her Gal D. Much better proposition than having a Gal B. I would willing to be gal C in this arrangement with Gal D
If you married Wong Lilin and want her to make money, you can always offer her to the bros here. I'll be first in line.
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Lets just say I managed to bring my partner around to my way of thinking. Less shopping is better.
haha... congrats! i was never able to convince any one of my women to reduce their shopping trips...
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Nasty one about your xiao ger. That would have pissed me off big time. Do you keep the pre paid cards on a separate phone or you switch cards in and out?
i have 3 lines and 3 phones... 1 office issued, 1 own line for my own friends and 1 prepaid for fls, ktv gers, ONS(???) and what have u lor...
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My question about the FB was more rhetorical question. I am sure you will want to keep them for yourselves. But if you need to fob them off, you know who to call
will do, my new car will be coming in within the next 2 days... will let u know if i can get extremely lucky with my new ride, eh?
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Ahhh... talk shop while she's sucking the cock. I'm in the business of numbers and it wouldn't be good for pillowtalk... makes the whole affair so commercial.
mine was seriously studying for her degree, so had a lot of questions for me... which was actually refreshing, cos i knew of sg women who didnt put half her effort to give some bogus degree from kangaroo land...
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hehe... I still remember a lesson I had from one of them on the differences between Trussardi Body Gel and Body Wash... still don't know the difference though.
haha... u r lucky already. i was given a lesson on cellulite cream... damn, the things they think we guys will be interested in... i suspect they think themselves to be beri crel-ver lor...
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The other way round... blind them and bonk them.
why must blind them? u that ugly hah???
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Better practise more... need to try to squeeze in 3 shots... make the jail term slightly more worthwhile.
aiyoh, whatever lah... just make sure u arm yourself with a tiny penknife or something that the balless police would be scared out of their wits!!! u want to bonk her for whole day also can liao!!! my colleague came back to his place from a holiday, caught a burglar getting out of his flat at the front door, gave chase while the wife called the police. he chased the burglar for about 20 minutes and the police still havent come, even though he was telling them where he was!!! the burglar escaped when my colleague gave up. i told him the biggest mistake was telling the police the burglar was holding on to a screwdriver... then confirmed they wont turn up until the burglar escapes!!!
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My kimchi actually loves Jap MPVs and detests Korean cars. She was especially disappointed when I got my first car, a Hyundai... until I told her that its scrap value could still get her a Piaget.
my kimchi's dad a bit too patriotic for my liking lah... my new car delayed, so getting within a day or 2, then i will see him flip again...
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I won't comment on your dressing preferences. I'm not Metro enough to wear tennis skirts.
oooh.... how sexy can that be with yr hairy legs accentuating the nice, teeny-weeny white tennis skirt???
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Kimchi on the way out... trying to let it go by. Some things are just not meant to be.
side-bet, no u wont be able to get rid of her that easily!!!
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Can't stop laughing at the Big Head comment.
that's what people tell me mah... kinda hurt, u know???
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I'm just hoping that she's not that self respecting
nah, immersed in the sg culture liao... hung up to sell liao!!! but not self-respecting, more like self-deluding like most... kekeke...
i have 3 lines and 3 phones... 1 office issued, 1 own line for my own friends and 1 prepaid for fls, ktv gers, ONS(???) and what have u lor...
Wah liao... how to keep track. I carry two phones and its bad enough. Three? Forget it.
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will do, my new car will be coming in within the next 2 days... will let u know if i can get extremely lucky with my new ride, eh?
Bro laodi123456789 mentioned his theory on girls being afraid of good looking cars. Your new car had better be a COE Proton if you intend to get lucky.
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mine was seriously studying for her degree, so had a lot of questions for me... which was actually refreshing, cos i knew of sg women who didnt put half her effort to give some bogus degree from kangaroo land...
Don't demean Oz... its one of the few places left where getting a degree still includes some fun.
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haha... u r lucky already. i was given a lesson on cellulite cream... damn, the things they think we guys will be interested in... i suspect they think themselves to be beri crel-ver lor...
Of course they are crel-ver... why else would guys go after them.
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why must blind them? u that ugly hah???
Operation Shock and Awe.
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aiyoh, whatever lah... just make sure u arm yourself with a tiny penknife or something that the balless police would be scared out of their wits!!! u want to bonk her for whole day also can liao!!! my colleague came back to his place from a holiday, caught a burglar getting out of his flat at the front door, gave chase while the wife called the police. he chased the burglar for about 20 minutes and the police still havent come, even though he was telling them where he was!!! the burglar escaped when my colleague gave up. i told him the biggest mistake was telling the police the burglar was holding on to a screwdriver... then confirmed they wont turn up until the burglar escapes!!!
He should've just screwed the burglar in the ass while waiting... then let him go. News will spread and depending on his tendencies, Confirm no one will victimize him again... either that or long queue outside his house next time. Takes the saying of turning every disadvantage to new heights.
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my kimchi's dad a bit too patriotic for my liking lah... my new car delayed, so getting within a day or 2, then i will see him flip again...
Get an Atos... even the Koreans can't stand that one. There's an ongoing joke in Seoul that one way to stop an Atos is to throw bubblegum on the road.
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oooh.... how sexy can that be with yr hairy legs accentuating the nice, teeny-weeny white tennis skirt???
I shave... you disappointed?
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side-bet, no u wont be able to get rid of her that easily!!!
She'll go easily... its me that finding hard to let go.
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that's what people tell me mah... kinda hurt, u know???
Take heart. Big heads may have better suction... but only if there's a vacuum.
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nah, immersed in the sg culture liao... hung up to sell liao!!! but not self-respecting, more like self-deluding like most... kekeke...
Hung up, hung down, sideways, backwards... I'll have her anyways. Btw, isn't this a Miss Universe thread?
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Wah liao... how to keep track. I carry two phones and its bad enough. Three? Forget it.
only 1 must answer at all times... my office number. OC and other VIPs like my immediate family have that number in case of emergencies. the personal line on vibrate mode and the prepaid, hidden away and no sound, no movement. reply or call back only when convenient.
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Bro laodi123456789 mentioned his theory on girls being afraid of good looking cars. Your new car had better be a COE Proton if you intend to get lucky.
no such luck... company requirement.
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Don't demean Oz... its one of the few places left where getting a degree still includes some fun.
i was studying the OZ tertiery education system extensively for about 6 months (work requirements) and found out that only a handful were actually reputable. state unis all are, but not all follow the rules and regulations due to the fact that they need foreign students to get cold hard cash... the harsh realities of life...
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Of course they are crel-ver... why else would guys go after them.
crel-ver lor... u should listen to the crap my 2 colleagues had to put up with 2 ass-skewed flying waitresses they picked up at this club clinic... really hilarious...
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Operation Shock and Awe.
more like operation on the operating table!!!
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He should've just screwed the burglar in the ass while waiting... then let him go. News will spread and depending on his tendencies, Confirm no one will victimize him again... either that or long queue outside his house next time. Takes the saying of turning every disadvantage to new heights.
haha... couldnt stop laughing at the long queue outside his house...
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Get an Atos... even the Koreans can't stand that one. There's an ongoing joke in Seoul that one way to stop an Atos is to throw bubblegum on the road.
hello, come on lah, i need something that actually moves without me having to beg, threaten or push!!!
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I shave... you disappointed?
oooh, kinky!!! a bit gay in my most humblest of opinion though...
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She'll go easily... its me that finding hard to let go.
in my limited experience, women dont usually go quietly into the nite...
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Take heart. Big heads may have better suction... but only if there's a vacuum.
vacuum??? belinda? dont really think so, but then i do not know her. but according to unreliable sources, dont think she has a vacuum. does that mean the suction not good then?
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Hung up, hung down, sideways, backwards... I'll have her anyways. Btw, isn't this a Miss Universe thread?
oh dear... Miss Universe thread. out of point with other prettier women. how? made a mistake by asking for poetry in my own thread... damn siong to come up with rhyming patterns lor!!!
only 1 must answer at all times... my office number. OC and other VIPs like my immediate family have that number in case of emergencies. the personal line on vibrate mode and the prepaid, hidden away and no sound, no movement. reply or call back only when convenient.
Aha... guess I got your prepaid number then. Anyway, point taken... will consider getting the prepaid one as well... now to look for a phone that carries multiple sim cards.
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no such luck... company requirement.
Consider yourself fortunate... I wish my company has policies against beat-up jalopeys... but then again, I'm not important enough to warrant any policies on.
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i was studying the OZ tertiery education system extensively for about 6 months (work requirements) and found out that only a handful were actually reputable. state unis all are, but not all follow the rules and regulations due to the fact that they need foreign students to get cold hard cash... the harsh realities of life...
I guess I came from one of those paper mills... uni was just comics and games.
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crel-ver lor... u should listen to the crap my 2 colleagues had to put up with 2 ass-skewed flying waitresses they picked up at this club clinic... really hilarious...
But we more crel-ver... we put up with that to skewer them eventually.
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hello, come on lah, i need something that actually moves without me having to beg, threaten or push!!!
Ahhh... then an ass-skewed gal is not for you.
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oooh, kinky!!! a bit gay in my most humblest of opinion though...
I refrain from commenting.
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in my limited experience, women dont usually go quietly into the nite...
They do... when you don't want them to.
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vacuum??? belinda? dont really think so, but then i do not know her. but according to unreliable sources, dont think she has a vacuum. does that mean the suction not good then?
Must try to be sure. The next time you see her, just ask her for a blowjob to check if she's brainy. Based on her reaction, you'd know.
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oh dear... Miss Universe thread. out of point with other prettier women. how? made a mistake by asking for poetry in my own thread... damn siong to come up with rhyming patterns lor!!!
Signing off from this thread... off topic... unless you can relate your exploits with any pageant contestant.
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Aha... guess I got your prepaid number then. Anyway, point taken... will consider getting the prepaid one as well... now to look for a phone that carries multiple sim cards.
nope, u got my personal number cos i was sure u wont call me in the middle of the nite or send me suggestive smses...
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Consider yourself fortunate... I wish my company has policies against beat-up jalopeys... but then again, I'm not important enough to warrant any policies on.
u might want to think again about that. will tell u more when we meet up.
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I guess I came from one of those paper mills... uni was just comics and games.
oops, i must reiterate there r a few good ones.
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But we more crel-ver... we put up with that to skewer them eventually.
not really interested.
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Ahhh... then an ass-skewed gal is not for you.
yup, used to be quite hung up on them. guess i outgrew them.
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They do... when you don't want them to.
so the secret is to want them not to do so, isit??? i never had anyone who would go quietly into the nite... hate those who tried to use my mum to make my change my decision.
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Must try to be sure. The next time you see her, just ask her for a blowjob to check if she's brainy. Based on her reaction, you'd know.
now, i may sound stupid, naive here... but trust me on this, i m not that stupid...
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Signing off from this thread... off topic... unless you can relate your exploits with any pageant contestant
to go somewhere else to start a new thread? doesnt seem anyone minds leh... but then again, i m target for zapping for saying that. roger, out for me too. peace, all.
Um...she will walk on stage to parade and show that singapore sent a representative, then she can spend the rest of the night watching the really beautiful women compete for the title.
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