FR : A short trip (My FIRST visit) to Tg Batu

[l3atu]

Originally Posted by DNAT

then you leh? simi job?

Me just sit one side TGTS + Xin zhai le hou.....

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by l3atu

Me just sit one side TGTS + Xin zhai le hou.....

then ML 'tiak peow' + ABK 'kuah chwee' ....

[l3atu]

Originally Posted by DNAT

then ML 'tiak peow' + ABK 'kuah chwee' ....

Then who are the actors ?

[GreenArrow]

Originally Posted by AhBengKeong

how come so many mosquitoes? then how to sleep and poke in peace?

mana wu mosquitoes I poked my ceweks shiok2 and don't get any mosquito bite. My cewek on the other hand, got poke by my probocius <- i think it spells wrongly, until bedsheet wet wet

[GreenArrow]

Originally Posted by l3atu

I like to go there to chit chat with the ceweks = quite fun. Got once, I even join them for lunch...but a bit paisey coz some of them are still wearing their pyjamas which are quite loose (can see half-ball)...

nb, drool until 1 ball u C half-ball (how to win in the Euro 2k4) and eat your lunch with added flavour - your saliva. U sure da-man with your nick. When we lim-kopi?

[GreenArrow]

Originally Posted by shctaw

Hello to all big brother out there...
I planning a solo trip to TG Batu early August. Juz wonder is the place safe or not?
Some brother say bring SGD$250 enough, but what is the normal amount other bros will bring there?
I beri kiasu.... thinking to bring $400 to bonk but now thinking of revising the figure downward before I spiolt the market there.
Thanks for all brother help in advance.

Ayiah, safe lah (me came back in one whole piece). I think SG$300 is sufficient as there's nothing much to buy. Only fresh, juicy and tender kupangs loh. I spend around SG$250 on my first bonking trip to Batu. Seek out other experience bros here for more info.

Happy bonking

[GreenArrow]

Originally Posted by AhBengKeong

i not going.....something cropped up....now very holy liao...at least for the next one month....cannot wait for aug.....

.... wait your reservior overflow how?

[AhBengKeong]

Originally Posted by l3atu

Greece won...

i won too...hahaha....

[AhBengKeong]

Originally Posted by l3atu

Since when I bully u ?

cannot take a joke meh? just joking la.....

[AhBengKeong]

Originally Posted by l3atu

Knn....already tell u 'ST'....who would wanna sleep there at nite ?

knn....i really thought u so power can sleep and bonk there.....

[AhBengKeong]

Originally Posted by DNAT

weekend I got Q duty, not free to go BL to bail you lah

i not going liao la......staying in sg....

[AhBengKeong]

Originally Posted by DNAT

I wouldn't bully you cos last time (Mar 2003) you jio-ed me to Batam and offered to pick me up at Batu Ampar, even describe your hair color/style for easy recognise (although I cheonged Batam for almost 6 years liao at that time) .... I still remember your generosity

Now you know why whenever you need advice/info, I would provide or refer your query to other 'experts' w/o hesitations ...

aiya....nothing one la....cheong is like tis one la....

i really hope to cheong with u one fine day.....

[AhBengKeong]

Originally Posted by l3atu

Then who are the actors ?

handsome, i got something to ask u....

on thu(1jul), i went to a shop with a friend in pearl centre.....that shop sells those thai buddha pennants....

before these, i wore a bi ta.....a buddha which uses both hands to cover the face.....but after few months of wearing tat, i find that my temper gets worse and worse....after consulting some friends who also into this kinda things, they said tat bi ta doesn't not suit me.....

my this friend is a bookie.....after buying four buddha pennants from that shop(a bi tai for 688, la hu for 388, bai la hu for 688, lan guo for 888), his luck improved since early this year....from a credit account of almost $60,000, he now has debit $20000.....from doing soccer and betting soccer.....all in a spare of just one month(euro 2004)

tat's why when he introduce me that shop, i went down to the shop with him......

at the shop, he went for oil tattoo.....called law you.....to increase his luck....while i looked at the buddha pennants.....the boss showed me a few pennants after knowing tat i am looking for something tat will help me at work and doing things smoothly....i took an interest in a buddha pennant tat has two buddha in it....and bought tat.....

after which, i asked my other friends who are also into this, i discovered tat the buddha pennant tat i am wearing is a gong ping(a thai general who is the father of gu man)......which improve the luck of the wearer with gals and doing things smoothly......this pennants is some soft of half good half evil....according to a friend....the wearer will become bad-tempered....

Friend A is someone who is doing balls and has 13 buddha pennants....including 3 gu man, 2 bi ta, 2 gong ping....he advised me tat normally pple who wish to have better luck with gals and doing illegal activities then wear gong ping....although gong ping will help improve the wearer's luck too.....

[AhBengKeong]

Friend B is doing horse and whole body full of thai and chinese tattoo...all "open light" liao...he do not believe in the creditibilty of that shop....he said tat a really powerful gong ping buddha will make the wearer feel very hot and sweat non-stop....he asked me when the monk is chanting for the gong ping with me kneeling and holding my palm in front of him, did the monk asked for my name and mentioned it during the chantings......did he use flower to bless me, did he use a red string to tie around my fingers.....did he blow into my palm.....i seriously dunno....as i closed my eyes before the chanting began and only opened my eye after it ended.....

he asked me to call the shop to ask for the "zhong jin" and the "jin" to chant for the gong ping.......if the shop cannot produce tat, confirm cannot make it one....i called this afternoon and the shop asked me to go down and get......but i too busy to go down and get.....

he also said tat the really powerful buddha penants are made by the witch doctor.....black magic one....he is going bangkok in sep and asked me to go with him if i really interested to get a powerful one....a better option is to put thai tattoo.....

he said tat to prove whether the gong ping i had got power can jalan or not, i have to go find his friend with him to test out its power....which i will do so next week....when i free.....since i have this gong bing now, he told me to follow the procedure tat he taught to chant daily....after 72days to 3 months, i can know whether the gong ping can jalan or not....if cannot jalan, he will help me find one tat can jalan but very evil one.....but not gu man as i dun wan to get a gu man.....

[AhBengKeong]

wat shld i do now?

listen to the advice of Friend B as in going bbk with him in sep to get a powerful one or put thai tattoo?

or take the gong ping jin from the shop and chant daily and wait for 3months to see its power.....and go down with friend B to his friend and test the gong ping's power?

I seriously like the gong ping tat i had now.....seem fated like this....i knew tat i had to buy it once i saw it at the shop.....i cannot believe tat it's a fake.....but the shop failed to pass me the chant and tat i have to chant daily.....and the shop failed to mention tat gong ping is the father of gu man......only telling me abt the power of the other buddha in the same penant....which is the "god of rain" in thailand.....whose power is to grant you things tat u asked for.....i had a sense of being cheated and betrayed....

but after which i got asked the friend who brought me to the shop.......the monk got performed all the procedures tat Friend B mentioned....and he has the chants of all the buddha penants and he chanted daily.....

til now, i feel more at ease and half believed the creditibility of the shop but i really hope tat the gong ping i possessed shld be quite jalan one....but have to wait 3months....

so for the 2 buddha penants tat u had, if i not worng, one is bi ta, one is gong ping rite?.....did you chant daily....did the monk perform any rituals on you when you get the two penants?