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#258
22-03-2011, 11:28 PM
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Re: My attempt at sharing my experiences...
bro.. your stories hotter than gu wak zhai movies.. haha
up you! 
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#260
23-03-2011, 11:56 PM
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Re: My attempt at sharing my experiences...
Nic: What is there to talk about?
Me: Us? Nic: There is no us. Me: But the baby? Nic: Oh that. You should have seen your face. Me: What the fuck? Nic: I'm not pregnant. I was just fooling around. It felt as though a great weight was lifted off my chest. Me: What! That's not funny. I could have gotten a heart attack. Nic: I found it funny. Haha. Me: Stop laughing. Nic: But you gotta admit, I had you going there. Me: Yeah. But still not funny. Nic: What would your response be if I was really pregnant? Me: Erm. Keep the kid? We'll get married in the future? Nic: Wow. You're so noble. Me: I'm a lover, not a murderer. Nic: Haha. A witty one. So what's your response now? Me: Now? I wanna really impregnate you. Nic: What? Me: Kidding. Nic: Idiot. Me: So why play this kinda prank on me? Nic: Truthfully? I was scared. So I took a pregnancy test. It was positive. Me: Really? You went to a doctor? Nic: Nope. Over the counter pee on a stick kind. Me: Well, obviously it's not very accurate. Nic: Yeah. I freaked out so I went back and bought one each from all the other brands. Me: And? Nic: Well, the second one was positive too... Me: You gotta be kidding. Where did you buy them? The Pasar Malam? Nic: Very funny. I got them from Guardian. Me: Carry on. Nic: Well, I was too scared to take the third one, so- Nat: So she called me and started crying like a baby. Nic: Nat! Shut up! Natalie sat down opposite me and hiked her t-shirt all the way up, exposing her boy-shorts underwear. Nat: I found it hilarious la. First sexual experience and scared to get pregnant. Nic: Nat.... Me: Haha. This is interesting. Tell me more. Nat: She didn't go to school for a few days. Made me come home to be with her. Travel damn far to my school lor. Me: And then? Nat: I told her to wait a few days lor. This kind of thing where go so fast one? In any case, based on what she told me. I'm guessing you guys didn't even fuck. Me: Erm. I'm still trying to find out what happened. Nat: You guys must have drank the absinthe. Me: Yeah. How did you know? Nat: Well, there's a lot less in the bottle than I remember. And that absinthe is erm, illegal. Me & Nic: What? Nat: You don't know meh? Da Jie buy from somewhere in Europe. Don't know how she bring back also. It's the hallucinogenic kind. Me: Wow. I don't mind having it again. Natalie got up from her seat and settled down beside me, squashing me and Nicole in the not very large rosewood sofa. Nic: Hey! Natalie stroked my thigh. Nat: So you wanna drink with us tonight? Nic: Nat, what are you trying to do? Nat: It's my birthday you know? Me: Yeah, I kind of figured that out... Nat: So you will stay for awhile? Nic: Nat, not a good idea... Nat: Jie, it's not fair you always have all the fun... Nic: He's my friend, not yours, let him decide. Me: Erm. Ok. I'll stay. For awhile. Somehow, now I was kind of regretting the choice of gifts I got for Nicole.
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#261
24-03-2011, 05:53 AM
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haha nice one enigma dota player ;D ... read 1st page till now... so nice le your story waiting more to come
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#263
24-03-2011, 11:49 PM
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Natalie retreated into the kitchen to get glasses and ice while Nicole
retrieved various bottles of liquor from the cabinet. She set them down on the coffee table. Nic: Are you sure you want to drink that shit again? Me: Nope. But since I'm here I might as well stay for awhile right? Otherwise it's a wasted trip. Nic: What do u mean wasted trip? Were you expecting something coming here tonight? Me: Not really. What do you mean? Nic: Like a birthday fuck. Me: Hmm. Sounds tempting. Haha. Nic: My gosh, you really are perverted. Me: I'm kidding. Nic: Well, it's my birthday, I'll decide what happens. Anyway, why are you really here? Me: Oh, I got you some presents... Nic: Really? How sweet. Natalie reappeared from the kitchen. Nat: Presents? Any for me? Me: Erm. I didn't know Nicole had a twin sister. But there's more than one present... Nat: Show leh... Me: Erm. I don't know if it's appropriate now, given the circumstances... Nic: Why? What did you buy? Me: Erm. I didn't know what to get so... I pulled out the two wrapped boxes from my bag. Nat: Do I get one too? Me: Er... Actually both are for Nicole, but I guess you can have this one. I passed her the smaller package. She picked it up and shook it. Nat: Thanks! Me: You might want to open it after I'm gone though... Nic: Why? Me: Erm. Because- Natalie paid no heed to my advice and ripped open the package. Nat: Oh wow. Just what I needed. I could not tell if she was being sarcastic. Nicole looked on disinterestedly. Nic: You mean those were actually for me too? Me: Yeah... Nic: I really wonder what the other gift is then... Nat: Open it la Jie. Nicole carefully opened the package. So twins really were the same yet opposite at the same time. She took out the gift and blushed. Nic: Er. Thanks. I guess. Nat: Wah, Jie, yours very nice leh. Wanna swap? Nic: Siao. I have no use for what you got... Nat: But I don't think you will wear what you got right? Nic: Erm. I really don't know. Suddenly I wished I was an ostrich so I could bury my head in the ground. Or maybe a big hole would appear and swallow me up. Nic: I see you didn't put much thought into these gifts... Nat: No leh, I think they are quite suitable. Me: Well, they were both for Nicole, but I figured that you would probably have more use for what you got... Nat: Wah. I barely know you and yet you know me so well! I turned to Nicole. Me: So, do you like it? Nic: Erm. It's nice... I guess. I turned to Nat. Me: And you? Nat: Hmm, I can't wait to use it! I guessed I was either in for a long night, or my night had ended right there and then.
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#264
25-03-2011, 12:20 AM
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Re: My attempt at sharing my experiences...
Nice update! What were the presents you gave the sisters?
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#267
25-03-2011, 10:12 PM
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Nicole looked at her present cautiously.
Nic: So why exactly did you buy this for me? Me: Erm, well, I think you would look good in it. Nic: Seriously? She held up the black piece of cloth. I seriously had no idea what it's called but it was under the "sexy nightwear" section. Basically it was a very short dress-like thingy, that was translucent, and back-less. It was supposed to be secured by a string at the top and back. Me: Yeah. I figured you might wear this, since you like wearing things with strings... Nic: That's it? There's no matching thong? Me: Er. I didn't see any when I bought it. Nat: Jie, I think it's meant to be underwear-less. Very sexy... Me: Something like that. Natalie held up the boxes of condoms I bought as Nicole's other gift. Nat: And these were for her too? Me: Yeah. In case she decides to erm, you know, get it on with a guy... Nat: Now what are the chances of that happening? Haha! Nic: Bitch. Nat: Dyke. Nic: Slut. Nat: Er, homo. Nic: Whore. I wondered if this happened often. Me: Erm. I'm still here you know? Nat: Oh we're like this all the time. I enjoy teasing her about her preferences. Nic: Oh yeah? I don't see you having a long term relationship with any guys. Nat: None catch my eye. But this one... Natalie stroked my thigh again. But somehow I had no reaction to it. Nic: Hey, be nice. He's not one you fuck and forget... Nat: But you never fucked him! I think... Nic: I'm still unsure about that... Me: Could we not discuss this? Seriously. Nat: So you want to discuss this un-seriously? Me: Not funny. Nic: Anyway the condoms really make a better gift for you, bitch. Nat: Yeah. Maybe you should have gotten her female condoms... Me: There's such a thing? Nat: Yup. Think it's called dental dams? Or something? Nic: Argh. You irritating bitch. Like you have a cock to use those condoms... Natalie stuck her tongue out at Nicole. I saw that she too had a very, very long tongue. Nat: But he does! Natalie inched her hand further up my thigh. I felt a slight stirring, and thanked my sensibility in not wearing cycling tights. Nic: That's molest. Nat: Oh I bet he's enjoying it... Me: Erm. No comment. Natalie withdrew her hand. Nat: You're weird. You must be gay. Maybe that's why you are attracted to her. Me: Huh? What's the link? Nic: Yeah that makes no sense. Nat: Whatever... Me: Erm, so are we drinking or not? Nic: You don't have to if you don't want to. Nat: Of course he does! He said he'll stay for awhile. Nic: No funny stuff ok? Nat: Oh you don't have to worry about that... Nic: Really? Who had to cover for you when you were almost caught with a naked guy in MY room when you were 15? Nat: Long time ago... Nic: You didn't even wash the sheets for me... Nat: Don't worry, this time I've got protection... LOADS of it. Me: Er. I hope you aren't intending to use all of them in one night... I had bought ten boxes of 3-packs, in different types, flavoured, ribbed, extra-sensitive, not-very-sensitive etc.. Nat: Wow. If you could use one from each I guess I'll be a very very happy woman. Nic: Oh please, you are just a girl. And what makes you think he's agreeable? Nicole turned to me. Nic: You aren't seriously considering this right? Cos if you do, my impression of you is really gonna go down the drain. I tried my best to come up with the right answer but could not. Nat: Spoilsport.
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#270
26-03-2011, 11:37 AM
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Re: My attempt at sharing my experiences...
interesting posts ... camping here
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