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thanks bro for recognizing my efforts haha. thanks to everyone else as well for support
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
I followed Zhou Botong and Ruozhi back to their small hut on top of the hill, giving them the remaining money I had left as school fees and for lodging. The area is peaceful and I am able to temporarily forget about Rong'er and the Ancient Tomb, as Fat Zhou trained me in the ways of the Kongming Fist. While Fat Zhou is very welcoming towards me, Ruozhi is very guarded and stays wary of me. After all they have no idea where I'm from. Everytime I try to start a conversation with her, she either ignores me or gives me a tepid reply. Even when they share a hearty joke, she would stop laughing upon seeing me joining them. I decide to ask Fat Zhou for help.
"Eh fat fuck...I mean, shifu...your granddaughter always ignore me leh, liddat how? Not say I wanna tackle her or what, but we can't even make friends, everyday see each other damn awkward leh!" "Hmm ok ok let me think of something. I know...I will let her take over your training tomorrow. That will make you two interact more!" "That sounds good!" Fat Zhou left a note saying he had diarrhoea and went to see doctor, and told Ruozhi to take over training. I had mastered 40 of the 72 fists at this point, while she knows 60. I expected more of the same kind of training, but she was damn fierce! As I demonstrated what I had learnt, she berated me thoroughly. "What rubbish are you doing? All 40 fists you showed got so many mistakes! Footing wrong! Turning wrong! Even your breathing also wrong!" What the hell...never give chance sia! At least she's talking to me? "Are you sure or not? Fat fuck...I mean, Master Zhou said I'm doing well!" "Fuck me. I mean- fight me!" Ruozhi's face turned red as she accidentally misspoke. Maybe a freudian slip? Hehe. I decide to tease her a little. "Wait, did you say-" She got so angry that she charged me with an advanced technique, really no give chance! I managed to dodge with my Wave Steps. As I tried to tap her arm, I accidentally brushed her left breast! "You! Pervert!" she yelled. "Accident, accident!" I tried to explain. She charged forward again, and again I dodged. To avoid her chest, I decided to tap her back. But I misaimed and tapped her ass! "Sex maniac! Rapist!" "Eh, how would I know you would turn like that!?" She lunged at me once more, determined to knock me out. I dodged again, and to my horror she's about to tumble off the hill! I quickly reached out my hand to grab her and hugged her tightly as we rolled down. Wow she smells damn nice, as our bodies rubbed against each other. I could feel she has an amazing figure, but I was mainly concerned with not getting her hurt. We finally come to a stop but only when my head kena a rock! Ruozhi slowly looked up and sees that I am half unconscious with a bleeding head. "Hey rapist! Don't sleep! Stay awake! Hey!" She panicked as she sees blood gushing from my head, and I pass out. I wake up alone back in the hut and I can hear them discussing my condition outside. "Head injuries can be serious or trivial. He might die or he might survive." said the doctor. "You say might as well don't say!" yelled Ruozhi. "Ruozhi, please. Show some respect for the doc. Doc, what are we supposed to do now?" asked Fat Zhou. "Well, he needs lots of rest. If he's sleepy, let him sleep. If he's hungry, let him eat." I can hear furniture being pushed around as Ruozhi wanted to whack the "doctor" for his useless advice. Hmm...I'm thinking of using this to my advantage. The two of them soon come into the room to see me. "Rapist! I mean...junior! How do you feel? Ruozhi asked. "Are you mummy and daddy?" I replied. They were both at a loss for words. "Oh no! I only act ginna, I think he really become ginna!" exclaimed Fat Zhou, famous for being an immature fat fuck. Ruozhi starts to apologize. "I'm so sorry, Junior! I can't believe the injuries are so serious! You poor thing!" I tried my best not to laugh, but inside I is armchio gao gao! "Ruozhi, grandpa always tell you to take responsibility for your actions. You need to take care of him from now on." "I understand, grandpa. It's the least I could do. If only I wasn't so wilful." |
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
Can put this into a HK CatIII porn flick?
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
The nasty Ruozhi has now morphed into my personal caretaker almost instantly. She fed me my meals and her hands are so delicate and caring that I almost wanted to drop the act. Then, it's time for cleaning.
She takes a deep breath as she undressed me piece by piece in the bathroom. It's quite small so we're both made to stand. I'm getting nervous myself but if I break character now she's gonna kill me! I am soon fully nude, and her face turns red at the sight of my cock. As she started splashing water on me, it starts getting on her clothes. She decided that I was harmless and for convenience, removed her clothed to take a bath as well! "Since I'm going to take care of you for the rest of your life, I'm like your wife anyways...what's the big deal huh?" she murmured as she exposed her bare breasts. Goddamn they're gorgeous! I had an instant hard on which she noticed immediately. "You like zehzeh's naked body?" she asked. I don't even know what to respond as she grabbed my hand to grope her breasts. "You were always a pervert, I guess this sort of thing can bring you joy." she said. WALAU liddat say me! But I'm grabbing song song, heck care so much! As she cleaned my body with her smooth, fair hands, she paid extra attention to my cock. "Consider this as my compensation to you for saving me." she said, as she started stroking my cock, while grabbing my other hand to finger her vagina. Really damn shiok, and she's so wet underneath, pussy juice leaking like mad! We both moaned uncontrollably as we toyed with each other's genitals. As I approached climax, she suddenly stopped. "Aiya, let's just do your favourite thing. It's the least you deserve it." She turned around, grabbed my cock, and start sliding it inside her pussy! Man I did not expect that! It can't be all about remorse though, considering how wet she is...I bet she wants it too! The soap acted as a lubricant as I slide the whole thing in for her, breaking her hymen easily and claiming her virginity in the bathroom. She moaned in ecstasy as I fucked her faster and faster while grabbing her tits. There's very limited room, so there weren't many positions to change into. I decide to finish the job like this. I pinched her nipples hard as I cum deep inside her cunt, and we moaned in unison. I continued fucking her as I came to force out as much semen as I could. She squirted simultaneously all over my thighs. Finally, my seed is inside her, and she is mine. We were both exhausted. Suddenly, she lost her footing on the wet floor and nearly fell. I reach out to rescue her and smash my head on the door, knocking me out! I wake up in the room again, hearing the useless doctor chat with them outside, again. "The injury might be a good thing in disguise! Who knows, maybe his brain circuits shifted back in place from the trauma, and he's normal again." said the doc. "Are you sure, or is this another of your nonsense?" Ruozhi questioned him again. They continued to quarrel as I smiled with glee. Haha, a solution gifted to me by heaven, and all it took was two bloodied heads to conquer the beautiful Ruozhi. The doctor is chased away and Ruozhi and Fat Zhou comes in to see me. "Guys, what's going on?" I asked. Ruozhi immediately hugged me tight and kissed me on the cheek. I pretend to be stunned. "Hey how long was I out? I remember we were falling off the hill?" "What? Don't you remember anything?" she asked. "I remember you were trying to kill me! Calling me all sorts of things..." "That...was two days ago!" she exclaimed. "Don't you remember? You were acting like a kid, she took care of you!" asked Zhou. "Really? I don't remember anything!" "You don't remember what we...what we did?" Ruozhi asked as her face reddened. "What, the sparring?" I act blur. I can see the disappointment on her face, it's cute! But I know what she's thinking...she's trying to think of a way to marry me, as I've already made her my woman!" Over the next few days, I quickly recuperate and resumed my training with her. She becomes extra nice to me, being very patient with her training and preparing all of my favourite dishes. She keeps asking me if I'm fine and whether my head still hurts. Now I turn the tables and give her the cold shoulder! I wonder if I'm being too much. I overhear Ruozhi asking her grandpa for help, the same way I used to ask him haha. "Damn it Grandpa, I've tried everything but he doesn't seem to like me! What else am I supposed to do?" "Well why don't you give up, find another guy?" "I can't! It has to be him!!!" "Why are you so crazy over him all of a sudden?" Ruozhi squeezed Fat Zhou's belly fat hard. "OWOWOW!!!" "It just needs to be him! No reason, ok? Ask him to marry me!" She's too embarassed to tell either Zhou or myself that I banged her in the bathroom. "Ok ok! Let go! My stomach machiam pregnant you squeeze so hard!" That night, Fat Zhou came into my room, and I could tell Ruozhi is eavesdropping outside. "My dearest student! You've almost mastered all 72 forms of the Kongming Fists! Do you think it's time to think of some other concerns?" "Hmm, what do you mean, fat fuck-I mean, shifu." "Well, what about starting a family? There's an excellent candidate for you right here!" "What, you mean Ruozhi? I thought she hated me!" "What? Can't you take a hint? She's been super nice to you these past few days. She's crazy about you!" "Hmm really?" "So what do you think of her?" "Well, she's cute and somewhat caring. Look. if she really liked me she should be telling me herself." "Ok. I'm out! Sweet pea, this is your job now!" He pulls Ruozhi and made her sit on my bed against her protests, as he takes his leave. "Hey. Is what your grandpa said true?" "Well...I like you, but I wouldn't say I'm crazy about you." "Huh. Well, you should only marry a guy you're crazy about-" "Okokok! We banged in the bathroom, ok? You hit your head, and you were acting like a child, and I fed you and I bathed you, and I wanted to bring you a little joy by giving you a handjob in the bathroom and one thing led to another and your cock ended up in my pussy! Then you came inside me so I have now become your woman, and we really need to get married!" "...wow, that's...quite a story." "So will you marry me or not?" "But I already have a fiancee, her name is Rong'er." "I'll be your second wife then!" "Haiz...well, what to do!" And just like that, I got a second fiancee in Ruozhi. Last edited by Rage24; 01-01-2020 at 03:53 PM. |
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
Ruozhi and I were a happy couple as we spent all our time together in the hut, as I perfected my mastery of the Kongming Fists. For fear of getting her pregnant before out wedding, we never had sex again, although we engaged in heavy petting every night, and she sucks my cock every morning. Weeks have passed, and you could say she has mastered cock sucking better than I have mastered the fists!
I decide that I should not make Ruozhi wait, but I can't let Rong'er down either. To marry Ruozhi, I must first marry Rong'er, and to marry Rong'er I must prove I'm not a Mongolian spy by breaking up the spy network. With the Kongming Fists, Dragon Palm and my Wave Steps techniques, plus my increased inner chi from practicing the Jade Maiden Sutra, I believe I can take them down myself. Not wanting to burden them or have them incur the risk of fighting Mongolians, I left them a note, promising to return and take Ruozhi's hand in marriage. I wander the streets looking for suspicious activity, and I know roughly how the Mongolians would dress like. It took me three days before I finally find a group of eight people smuggling crates of mysterious items from the back of a restaurant. I followed them to a deserted area where there was no one else in sight. "Stop! What are you guys carrying?" I yelled out at them. They looked at me with mean stares and start taking out their weapons, little knives shaped in a way that could only be Mongolian! Ha, these chumps. They would need a weapon bigger than that to even stand a chance against me! I wasted no time and quickly used my Dragon Palm to knock their weapons off their hands several metres away. With my Wave Striding Steps, I approach them and do battle hand to hand with my newly minted skill, the 72 Kongming Fists. The skill is immense and they could not block any of my punches, as my mastery of the skill is immaculate. It has to be said again that Ruozhi's mastery of cock sucking is even better. All eight of them fall flat on the ground. defeated. Just as I'm about to check out the crates they were carrying, another mysterious figure with his face covered by a hat, attacked me from behind! I manage to fend him off with my Kongming Fists but he is so fast! This guy is too dangerous and I must use my last reserve of chi for one more Dragon Palm before he gets out of range. "DRAGON MASTURBATES!" The mysterious man absorbs the impact like it was nothing, same as Zhou Botong! Oh no, I'm fighting a top tier expert here! "You call that Dragon Palm? Please don't insult the Dragon Palm anymore! Let me show you what a REAL Dragon Palm is like!" the mysterious man said, as he raised his hands and moved the trees with his massive chi energy. What a terrifying surge of energy! If my power level is at 5,000, he is at least at 20,000! "DDDRRRRAAAAGGGGOONNN RRREEEEGGGRRREEETTSSS!!!" Shit! It's 'Dragon Regrets 亢龍有悔', maybe the most terrifying of the Dragon Palms! The guy probably knows the full set! And this move, nothing can dodge, not even my Wave Striding Steps! I hear a loud boom that sent me flying about fifty metres and crashing into one tree after another. It took three trees to bring me to a halt. I pass out, thinking I died (yeah I pass out a lot). I wake up and see bandages all over my body in what seems like a homeless shelter. I look left and right and they're all beggars. I can't even stand. "Leader! He's awake!" one of the beggars called out upon seeing me return to consciousness. The beggars open up to form a path for their leader to walk through and confront me. He has only nine fingers. Of course. "Do you know who I am kid?" he asks. "Yeah I do. You're Northern Beggar King, Hong Qigong. Why the hell did you whack me so hard, and then save me?" "I'll be asking the questions first. Who the hell are you and what were you planning to do with those crates?" "I'm trying to beat Mongolians and stop them from conquering China, what do you think?" "Hmm. Second question - who taught you the Dragon Palm? Non sect leaders are not allowed to learn, it's a crime punishable by death. I figured I'd knock you out and interrogate you before passing judgement, so I only used 30% of my power. Who would expect you so behkan!" What? No way, 30%!? Well he is one of the greatest kung fu masters after all, in the same league as my shifu fat fuck Zhou Botong and my prospective father-in-law, Huang Yaoshi. "Some old guy in an alley, ok, I didn't even get his name. Look, if you're hunting Mongolians, then I'm on your side, so stop treating me like an enemy!" "You dummy. I was tailing them to find out where their headquarters are and you ruined it!" "Oh shit did I? Hmm...that does sound like a better plan." "Forget it. I'll spare your life but I'll break your arms for learning the Dragon Palm without permission." "WAIT WAIT WHAT? Hey come on, I was trying to help!" He picked up my arms, ready to break them. Walau he's not kidding! I need to think of something fast, and quickly think about the novels. "I'M A GREAT COOK! If you break my arms I can't cook amazing dishes anymore!" Hong paused, and looks at me. Whew, I remembered his weakness - good food. "Great cook? How great?" "Best in China, some say Japan!" He's deliberating for a long time. I've certainly piqued his curiosity. "Fine. I'll let you recover first to see what you can cook. I can always break your arms later anyway." He leaves me alone as I heave a huge sigh of relief. Why on earth did I learn this stupid Dragon Palm, from hitting Rong'er twice, to accelerating my poison, to now almost having my arms broken by the real Dragon Palm master Hong, I realize it has caused me nothing but trouble everytime! |
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
Fucking good story, thanks for sharing TS
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
The beggars warned me not to try and escape as Hong has eyes and ears everywhere, with membership of the Beggar Sect numbering in the millions. I have no choice but to try and remember the plots in the novel to find a way to save my arms as I continue on my path to full recovery. I start wandering around the shelter but feel like there's a pair of eyes following me everywhere I go. With my Wave Striding Steps, I quickly get behind the person who's stalking me.
"Wassup bitch! Stalked enough?" I yelled as I tapped on the person's shoulder. Oh man, another cute chiobu! “Huh huh? I...I never!" She tries to run but I grabbed her collar. "Don't play punk with gor gor! Spit! Why were you following me?" "I...just...I think you're kinda cool, beating up those Mongolians, that's all!" Man! To think such a pretty girl like her would have a crush on me just for beating up a bunch of wussies. Well she's surrounded by beggars, I guess I kinda stand out. I decide to use this to my advantage and start questioning her. I find out she's Xiang, Hong's grand niece who's very shy and only tags along on low risk missions, but is privy to information from the very top management as she's often around her granduncle. She was there when I took out the Mongolian smugglers, hiding in a corner and witnessed my battle with Hong. After a bit of coaxing, she revealed to me the big plans that the Beggar Sect are working on. So it turns out that the Western Venom Ouyang Feng, another legendary master, is working with the Mongolians as he plans to utilize their army to overrun martial art sects and steal their kung fu secrets. To apprehend him and defeat his forces, Hong devised a plan to have his goddaughter agree to marriage with Ouyang Ke, son of Ouyang Feng. The wedding will be held at the White Camel Peak Pavilion. Hundreds of beggars would be able to enter the venue on the guise of being guests, when in fact they will attack Ouyang Feng's forces from the inside while opening up entrances to allow thousands of beggars in, and arrest Ouyang Feng for treason. It sounds like a great plan except for one part. "So who's this goddaughter of his, I haven't seem to have met her?" I asked. "She's on her way back from the Northern headquarters as we speak! They will leave together for the wedding tomorrow. It's Huang Rong, daughter of Huang Yaoshi." What the actual fuck! Since when did my fiancee become goddaughter of Hong Qigong? I grind Xiang'er for more and she explains that, after I struck her a second time, Rong'er was taken in by the Beggar Sect and nursed back to health. Hong took a liking to her smarts and courage, and seeing that she's the daughter of his arch rival Huang Yaoshi, decides to acknowledge her as goddaughter to spite him. I'm fuming as I think Hong only did this to use her as bait for the mission! "I have to stop them! Simi lanjiao mission use my fiancee liddat!" "Please don't do anything crazy, gor gor, I'm already in a lot of trouble telling you this!" I hear a commotion near the entrance. My dear Rong'er had arrived! I charged forward, desperate to stop her from going. "Rong'er! It's me! Your fiancee! You can't go, it's too dangerous!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as I see her from a distance. It's been too long. Rong'er soon realized my prescence. "Wait a minute...that voice...YOU! Traitor! Why haven't you people killed him!?" she questioned the beggars as confusion reigned. "Leader Hong said he took out a bunch of Mongolians the other day, he can't be bad right?" one of them responded. "I don't care, he's too dangerous to be left running around like that! Throw him in a cell!" The beggars turned on me and dragged me away. I am no match for so many of them in my current condition as I am put in a brick house used to store firewood. Last edited by Rage24; 01-01-2020 at 10:59 PM. |
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
I spent the entire night yelling at them to let me out. I thought Rong'er would come to see me at least once before she left, but she never did. The sun rose soon, and there was nothing I could do to stop them from going on this mission.
I waited until midday when Xiang finally showed up to bring me food. "Xiang! Xiang, you have to let me out! I need to save my future wife! Something will go wrong, I just know it!" "But it's too late, it's already been hours since they've left. The mission would have been finished by the time we get there!" "I don't care! Look, that old fart Hong is no match for the cunning Ouyang Feng, we need to go and save them! Or do you want to be responsible for your grand uncle's death, along with thousands of fellow beggars?" "I...I-" "Don't I already, let me out, come on!" Thankfully, the brick house is locked from the outside without key, and Xiang is able to free me easily. Grabbing her hand, I tossed her up the fittest horse I could find and got behind her, since I don't have a clue on how to ride a horse. "Come on Xiang, lead us there!" I yelled. She yanked the horse's lead and off we went. Man, I had to grab her by her waist tight and could smell the fragrance of her nape up close. Her hips were also pressing up against my cock. She's not a very good rider either, so when she jam break, my hands would move from her waist up to her C cup breasts. This continued for an hour and a half as I dry humped her non stop on our way there. We arrive at a river that Xiang said was a shortcut but we can no longer ride across it. We get down and made our way past the waters. Kanina, the beggar's clothing must be really thin as I can totally see her nipples underneath the wet garments! Her ass shape is also totally visible! Once the river is crossed, we were less than a mile away from the venue, only to hear the sounds of battle. We catch a beggar running away from the action and grabbed him. "Hey what the hell happened!? Where's my fiancee Rong'er?" I asked frantically. "It's a massacre! There's a traitor among us who tipped off Ouyang Feng, he ordered the Mongolians to surround us when we thought we were surrounding them! Hey nice tits." The guy spotted Xiang's nipples through her wet shirt and she quickly covered up. "You still haven't told me what happened to Rong'er and that old fart Hong!" "I dunno...I dunno! I heard Leader got poisoned. Good luck!" He makes his way across the river to escape. What a pussy. "So what do we do?" asked Xiang, still covering her nipples. I come up with a plan. "We need to get some Mongolian attire and sneak inside!" The Mongolian foot soldiers still wouldn't be my match even in my current condition, which is 70% at best. Xiang spotted two soldiers isolated, and I easily subdued them by sneaking behind them with my Wave Steps and knocking them out. We quickly changed into their attire and while I only removed my outermost layer of clothing, Xiang stripped naked! "What are you doing!?" I asked, although I'm certainly not complaining. "My clothes are all wet! Might as well change everything!" I spent a good moment staring at her naked body, first her bare breasts, then her waist, and finally her cute little bush covering her clit. Eh, focus FOCUS! Fiancee gonna kena rape liao I still ogling! We managed to sneak in while taking out a few more Mongolian soldier along the way, and witness Hong Qigong doing battle with Ouyang Feng and his son in the main hall. Rong'er is nowhere to be seen. Hong does appear to be poisoned, and yet he is still able to hold his own against the two. I was gonna leave these three to kill each other and find my Rong'er but Xiang begged me to help as Hong starts throwing up dark blood and is losing. Fuck! "DRAGON MASTURBATES!" I use my remaining energy to deliver my Dragon Palm on the two. At last, it has served me well. While Ouyang Ke is sent flying, Ouyang Feng like all the other masters was relatively unaffected due to his power level. Good thing the move blew some sand into his eyes and we grabbed Hong to get the fuck out of there. |
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We managed to get somewhere safe and Hong lay on the ground, seemingly dying and tended to by a tearful Xiang. I'm pacing around wondering what to do-my energy is all spent, I'm no match for Ouyang Feng and I don't know where they're hiding Rong'er. Fucking Ouyang Ke is probably raping her right now! FUCK!
"Calm down. Rong'er will be fine." Hong said with a weak tone. "How the fuck do you know that you piece of shit! You with your shit plans!" I yell back. "Rong'er is wearing soft armour panties, it would take them days to break it open. Ouyang Ke is too in love with her to hurt her. She'll be ok." "She'll be ok? She's deep in enemy territory and you lost dunno how many men! You're a shit leader! Don't call yourself Hong Qigong anymore...call yourself Hong Kan!" "You're right. I am Hong Kan." I'm a bit shocked at Hong's admission of his own failure. "I am no longer worthy of being leader. Young man, I need you to take over and lead the remaining beggars to do a rescue mission. I swore to Rong'er that I would never let any harm come to her." "How? I'm not a member, and I can't beat Ouyang Feng anyway!" "Here, take my underwear. Wear it on your head and the beggars will follow." "FUCK YOU CHEEBYE! I'm not wearing your underwear on my head! Where's your Dog Beating Dildo?" "I bring for servicing la. Just take the underwear and carry it on you somewhere visible. Also, I will now teach you the full set of the Eighteen Dragon Slaying Palms." "Now then teach got use? I also don't have enough chi to do it the way you can." "People offer you free top tier kung fu you still complain? Si ginna!" Hong and I start to bicker and I eventually won as he starts coughing blood and could not respond in time. "Please, he's going to die if you keep provoking him!" Xiang pleaded. "Fine, I'll take the palms! Whatever!" I yelled out. Hong explained the remaining 17 palms to me one by one, and they were easy to understand as they were all modifications of each other, yet their usage is highly different. It took four hours before I at long last, mastered all Eighteen Dragon Slaying Palms. No more always Dragon Masturbates! "You pick up fast, child. Well done." said Hong. "Praise me when I rescue Rong'er first." I replied. Now I need to regain my chi. I grabbed Xiang and went to a secluded corner. Hong thought we left him to die and cursed all sorts of vulgarities. I slowly explain to Xiang the Jade Maiden Sutra and she had no problems stripping naked in front of me, having already done that anyway. She did however bleed from her nose when she saw my cock for the first time. We were soon able to assume our positions and, just like it was with Xiao Long Nu, we had mental sex and fucked all the way to the moon and the sun. This time, I am the one who exercised self control and pulled back just as I'm about to climax. My inner chi restored fully and has increased another fold. Plus my mastery of the Dragon Palms, it raised my power level to the 20,000s. I am still no match for Ouyang Feng, but whereas previously fighting him would be suicide, now I at least have a 10% chance. We return to Hong after our session. "You guys chose this moment to fuck! Jesus Christ!" he yelled. "What? We're not fucking you moron! Jade Maiden Sutra!" I fired back. "Oh..." "Now to rescue my Rong'er! First, we gotta assemble the rest and weed out that fucking traitor!" |
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Xiang and I parked Hong inside a cave as I used Hong's special blow horn that sounds like a wolf's cry to summon all the remaining beggars still alive. Mongolian soldiers wouldn't be able to tell it came from a horn. They soon gathered outside the cave and there were only about 20 of them.
"Where's Chief Hong!?" one of then yelled, and I replied. "He's inside. But he's very sick! Let him rest. I have his underwear, and that makes me your leader! We must charge in and rescue Rong'er!" "But what about Leader?" "He will be fine by himself, we need all the help we can get! Come on!" I charged forward to lead them back into the pavilion. However, one of them stayed behind, drew his Mongolian design weapon and snuck into the cave. This is the fucking traitor that cost us the mission! Good thing it was all a trap I set. Hong is in another cave watched over by Xiang'er...this one is filled with venomous snakes that Ouyang Feng uses to manufacture poison. I simply removed the sign board, and the rest of us hear the cries of the traitor being bitten by snakes. The beggars advised me to enter through the kitchen as that is the least guarded area in the pavilion with easy access to the bedrooms, which my Rong'er must be imprisoned at. But we have to do it fast and with surprise...if Ouyang Feng catches onto us, we could be finished. I agree on the plan as we barged in and took out the few guards in the way with relative ease. I break inside the bedroom to see Ouyang Ke rubbing his face between a tied up Rong'er's breasts! "You fuck!" I roared. "I fuck? You then fuck! People wedding you come disturb!?" he retorts. I didn't wanna waste time with this asshole and used Dragons Swings It's Tail 神龍擺尾 to smash him, as he flew and crashed past the bedroom wall. Holy shit this is the real power of the Dragon Palm! Unlike the Dragon Masturbates which is a beginner move, the advanced ones pack so much more power and precision. I quickly run towards Rong'er to untie her. "Rong'er! Are you ok?" "Andy! I should have trusted you! I'm sorry!" "No, I should never have lied to you! Come, let's get out of here!" As her limbs were sore and bruised from being tied up, I carried her and ordered the remaining beggars to storm out the same way we came in. Unfortunately, the loud sound I made by sending Ouyang Ke crashing was too loud, and had alerted Ouyang Feng, who stands in our way. "Run the other way! Go!" I yelled out to them. But it's no use-Ouyang Feng struck them down easily, he is too vicious, strong and quick. Soon, I am the only person left to face him, back at the main hall. I placed Rong'er down and prepare to make my final stand. "Dragon Meets The Earth! 見龍在田!" I nearly tear apart all the furniture in the place and even ripped the floor apart for this move. He's relatively unharmed, just as I'd expected. "That's all you've got? You really throw Hong's face!" What he didn't expect was that I only did that move to kick up more dust in his eyes, as I used my Wave Striding Steps to get behind him. Let's see how you tahan this zero range attack on a unguarded spot! I used the final of the 18 Palms, but renamed it myself to fit the occasion. "Dragon Fucks Your Ass! 龍操你屁!" I strike him on his ass and sent him flying through the roof. It took about 10 seconds for him to finally crash back down. I can't believe I've beaten him! I go back to Rong'er as we kissed to celebrate surviving this ordeal. To our shock, I feel someone grab my shoulder and toss me all the way across the hall, smashing into a pillar. Fuck he's still breathing! "You smartass little fuck! Limpeh will tear you in half!" he roared. I've already used up 90% of my chi just now, I can barely see or stand as blood comes out from my lips. Rong'er begged him to leave me alone and offered to consummate with Ouyang Ke willingly, but it's no dice. I had struck a tiger, and it's striking back. I stumble back on my feet and see Ouyang Feng assuming his Toad Skill stance. I prepare to use my remaining 10% chi for a Dragon Regrets, since I can't aim anymore and this will at least hit the target. Its fucking hopeless but I at least got to try. He flies toward me as I extend my hands, Dragon and Toad collide. Ouyang Feng is sent crashing past FOUR pillars. Wow my 10% Dragon Regrets got so power? It is only then that I realized it is in fact another old man standing right next to me who whacked Ouyang Feng. I see a green flute. Oh dear...it's my future father-in-law, Eastern Evil Huang Yaoshi! |
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Re: My Adventures In The World Of Jinyong <金庸群侠钻>
Enjoying your story TS, thanks
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Many thanks for sharing this story TS, it's very nice. Certainly look forward to more updates soon.
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really nice story TS, more updates soon please.
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Clap Clap Calp!
I exhausted my repo point today, will upzz you tomorrow by the rate this is going, after encounter with all the leading ladies in the 18 louis chia novel, how many concubines will he has .........
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Probably will learn a kungfu to have sex with all the ladies every day
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