I'm offering my services

[iceburn]

Originally Posted by newby010

bro iceburn,

either u really r a very kind soul to offer financial assistance, or very innovative in coming up with new phrases to replace the good old 'i wanna screw u, pls call me'

just kidding, LOL. just follow her instructions and email her direct la, bro.

cheers,
NB

hahaha too long to read all her thread. la so you got her email let me know please.. hehehe

[newby010]

give u one tip - go to 1st page, 1st post, u'll find it straight from the horse's, or rather, chick's mouth

cheers,
NB

[macrick]

Hi guys just sidetrack abit, this sweety really make ppl cannot tahan, testing their patience. I mean like based on one of the bros here mentioned. So far, only abt 6 guys here have a good time time with her, its like maybe 10-20 still Qing up. I mean its like "Wah Kao! what is she thinking??? She thinks shes Princess of Wales is it????" Ok, its like she said that shes not a full-time pro, just a FL so shes dont have so much time on hand.

Well, I can understand, but cancelling appts @ last time is unacceptable man!!! what the hell you take me for? A chimp @ Singapore Zoological Gardens? I mean like twice man and I dont find it amusing! Everytime I msg you , you will said things like "oh I dont wanna rush things with you or Im having my period" Ok, so when you not having your period that time, you should contact your potential clients. I mean you cant be 24/7 busy esp now if Im not wrong yr course have finish by now.

If you are not keen then I suggust you quit for good, stop making people wasting their time to read your "godly" thread. I seriously URGE the moderator to delete this thread for good. I mean its like when I came across this thread, I was thinking " KNN... this char bor really "hang up and sell" like shes some meat in the wet market." Anyway, I did not open your thread and read word by word , only the key incidents so dont tell me " Nobody ask you to read mah"

Coz, when I see this thread mounted up to 30pages on the forum TODAY, my anger also mounted up to 30 times. This nonsense should stop!!! Bros here have told you nicely not to behave in such a way and it seems that it has fallen on deaf ears. You really deserve this thrashing! This is no way to treat your potential clients! Intially I dont believe such things will continue cuz you'r fucking 25 years old should "get the msg" by then. Well, you have prove people here WRONG! After, 2 incidents from you, enough is enough. I URGE you to disappear from this forum for good, cuz people here are not yr toys, thank you very much. LASTLY, PLEASE PLEASE NEVER TO APPEAR ON THIS FORUM HERE FOR GOOD COZ YOU ARE WASTING THE BANDWIDTH!

[SamiHyypia]

haiya...buey song then go for other chicks la...kpkb here wont do you any good right?? i hear bombers coming...."Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww"

[laodi123456789]

Originally Posted by macrick

She thinks shes Princess of Wales is it????" Ok, its like she said that shes not a full-time pro, just a FL so shes dont have so much time on hand.

Ok so me and 5 other bros pay you $100 then we fuck ur ass. ok hor? u already have a boyfriend but we fuck it.. no choice. ok hor?

Originally Posted by macrick

you should contact your potential clients.

Ok you PM me wif your number then I pay you 100 dollars to fuck ur ass.. You really should be working harder why haven't you contacted everybody on SBF asking them to fuck ur ass. We are all your potential clients.

Originally Posted by macrick

If you are not keen then I suggust you quit for good, stop making people wasting their time to read your "godly" thread.

Did she hold a gun to your head and force you to read? At least one good suggestion from your drivel, she should stop for good. But imagine every gal did that.. then your really would be all fucked up now since nothing to play wif anymore.

Originally Posted by macrick

I seriously URGE the moderator to delete this thread for good.

The moderator dun even delete the TCSS threads. Good luck with your urging.. seriously can I fuck your ass for $100?

Originally Posted by macrick

Anyway, I did not open your thread and read word by word , only the key incidents so dont tell me " Nobody ask you to read mah"

So how to tell the key incidents?

I am gonna tell you now "nobody asked you to read mah"

Originally Posted by macrick

Coz, when I see this thread mounted up to 30pages on the forum TODAY, my anger also mounted up to 30 times. This nonsense should stop!!! Bros here have told you nicely not to behave in such a way and it seems that it has fallen on deaf ears. You really deserve this thrashing!

Thrashing is assault which is a felony. If she really gets thrashed You can be up for aiding/Abetting or inciting a felony. Good luck my fair bum boy. you need $100 to cover your legal fees?

Originally Posted by macrick

LASTLY, PLEASE PLEASE NEVER TO APPEAR ON THIS FORUM HERE FOR GOOD COZ YOU ARE WASTING THE BANDWIDTH!

Looks whos shouting?

Grow up buddy. Its not the end of the world.

[newby010]

cool down, bro macrick. sorry to read about yr bad experience but thats life here in SBF. everything at arms length and willing buyer/seller basis. without 1 party's consent / go-ahead, the deal is off or never on.

ok, swee might have flown aeroplane on u. but FLs too get aeroplane from bros. thats the circle of life in FL-ing.

i hate to point this out, could it also be due to yr lack of posts / FRs? FL these days are v street-wise, they'd screen bros before engaging and 1 of the ways to differentiate the safe from dubious characters is via reading our posts. even that is not a fail-safe method.

some are lucky to have nice bros here to do screening on their behalf.

so, chill out man. grab a beer or something. go HC if it works for u.

better luck next time.

cheers,
NB

[youngeric]

Originally Posted by newby010

ok, swee might have flown aeroplane on u. but FLs too get aeroplane from bros. thats the circle of life in FL-ing.

i hate to point this out, could it also be due to yr lack of posts / FRs? FL these days are v street-wise, they'd screen bros before engaging and 1 of the ways to differentiate the safe from dubious characters is via reading our posts. even that is not a fail-safe method.

Hi newby010!

I think you missed the point.

He got an appointment and she cancel later.
If its due to lack of posts or FR, she shouldn't have set up the appointment in the first place.

Further, unless he flew her aeroplane in the past, why should he fly her aeroplane now?

[macrick]

LoL, some people do not know the difference between the figure of speech and literally meaning. 100 dollars fuck my ass? I'II pay YOU 200 dollars and fuck yr ass, U gay shit no need to act till so Chivalrous please thank you.

Btw, pls dont use the number of posts this kind of thingy to oppresse people . Only people who are big headed with shallow thinking do that. I do not buy into this type of stuff. I think you are old and should retire. Only people born in early part of 20th century will think in that kind of manner. God bless you if you do that in the working world and worse if you are doing business with that kind of old school thinking. Gd luck, you should retire pal, rest well.

Doing Business is promise to deliver upon agreement. This is a simple theory, till now she dont get it. Not interested to do business then dont hang up the signboard lah, simple as that. Anyway , Im interested in what have that woman given you? A shove up yr anus with a metal rod? Why are you defending a unreliable person like her? If shes your wife or girlfriend or your family member, I would understand. OMG! could it be really be the case? Haha!

What Im saying that you are not thinking with a straight mind. In this case I think you out of your mind, seriously. Please dont act like a Chivalrous hero, heres not some army camp, nor you are a encik. People like you really disgust me. You are not in my shoes so you dont know how people feeL, and based on you like to talk about inserting your penis in other guy's ass makes you look like someone with some sexual identity crisis. So not happy dont read post lah! old fuck! _|_ nah!

[newby010]

yo bro youngeric,

yes, u r right but only in that i've digressed from the main topic (to talk about number of posts, etc). sorry! and it wasnt meant to be offensive towards macrick. sorry if he feels this way.

but i didnt miss the point, mine being- in FL engagements, cancellations and changes in timing etc etc are very common. i just wanted to, for lack of a better word, 'console' him and ask him to chill out. thats life.

yr case with cheryl is different, with u booking the room and no show from her, but on her part, she has come out to apologise to u. peace?

as for u, bro macrick, i'm sorry that u felt slighted by my reference to yr number of posts. if u bothered to note the tone of my post, it was meant to 'console' u like a pat on the back, not to reprimand. and yes, I for one, know how it feels to have my appointment cancelled, but i've chosen to deal / cope with it differently, thats all.

anyway, i shall not say anymore on this matter.

cheers,
NB

[laodi123456789]

Originally Posted by macrick

LoL, some people do not know the difference between the figure of speech and literally meaning. 100 dollars fuck my ass? I'II pay YOU 200 dollars and fuck yr ass, U gay shit no need to act till so Chivalrous please thank you.

Please, I was not the one who said that it was compulsory for Sweety Gal Swee to see you. Are you offended by assertion that you have to be fucked by me? Is it very insulting? Tell us - do you feel insulted?

Originally Posted by macrick

Btw, pls dont use the number of posts this kind of thingy to oppresse people . Only people who are big headed with shallow thinking do that. I do not buy into this type of stuff. I think you are old and should retire. Only people born in early part of 20th century will think in that kind of manner. God bless you if you do that in the working world and worse if you are doing business with that kind of old school thinking. Gd luck, you should retire pal, rest well.

Why raise this number of postings issue? Bro newby010 was trying to cover your ass by saying that being new you could be forgiven for making a stupid blunder and you totally fucked him off. Way to go pal.

Originally Posted by macrick

Doing Business is promise to deliver upon agreement. This is a simple theory, till now she dont get it. Not interested to do business then dont hang up the signboard lah, simple as that. Anyway , Im interested in what have that woman given you? A shove up yr anus with a metal rod? Why are you defending a unreliable person like her? If shes your wife or girlfriend or your family member, I would understand. OMG! could it be really be the case? Haha!

You forgot to mention that business is conducted between two willing parties. If one party is unwilling that could be a criminal offence if a "transaction" takes place.
Sweety_gal_swee may have given me a shove up the ass with a metal rod, she may be my wife or girlfriend. Had you bothered to read every post in this thread and not just "the key incidents" - you would know what the relationship between her and me is. So whats all this got to do with you? I think you should know when we insult people in SBF we do not bring family members into the matter.

Originally Posted by macrick

What Im saying that you are not thinking with a straight mind. In this case I think you out of your mind, seriously. Please dont act like a Chivalrous hero, heres not some army camp, nor you are a encik. People like you really disgust me. You are not in my shoes so you dont know how people feeL, and based on you like to talk about inserting your penis in other guy's ass makes you look like someone with some sexual identity crisis. So not happy dont read post lah! old fuck! _|_ nah!

I could have a sexual identity crisis and I could be totally out of my mind, but are you going to apologise for your previous post in this thread? You do that then I will apologise for demanding that you be my gigolo. As bonus I let you zap me without retaliating after I apologise.


Sadly, unlike you,I can't just follow "the key incidents" and I must read every word of every post before I post in a thread. Why don't you do that? Do you have any respect for SBF and all those who do read every word before they post? Or are you just special and can ignore the rules and protocols here, and also the rules and protocols of civility... It may be so early 20th Century. But it still counts in here.

[Optimus_Prime]

Bro macrick,

Looking at your ANGER-RIDDEN 1st post ... I was thinking to myself.. this is one pissed off cheongster....

And then looking at your 2ND REPLY... I can tell two things:

1. U are a working adult.. from business world no doubt.. maybe dealing with suppliers or wat not everyday...

2. U are a mature adult.. with quite a good handle on your language.

And it makes me wonder.. why are u deriding another bro here by bringing his family (impling his family member is a WL) into the picture, or dis-criminating by age.

It was ungentlemen of Bro Laodi for using the "Fuck Ass" comments... but he was actually indicating that just because a person does FL.. it does not mean she has to open her legs for everyone... Just the same as you felt injusticed over his comments (take out the whole gay issue... I oso dun like any foreign object near my ass... It's for things coming out..not In !!... Brrr...)

And for some reasons FL cannot be compared to Business World as it's a sideline for them..never a full-time job. It's just a means to earn $$ and they are not setting up a shop to sell everyday..... They will do it as when they like... thus the term Free-Lancer.. they do it when they free...

As much as paying customers like ourself hate it... it really depends on their whims... if u are looking for more structured transactions... I would suggest... the Legal Geylang Houses.. FL Okts... and other discreet places... Those guys are the ones which u mentioned "Have Open Shop for Business" so u really have a means to complain about if they aeroplane or even give u bad service.

Kenna Aeroplane is part and parcel of engaging FLs... ding dong... change appts... cancel appts... all these happen... unless this is the 1st time u've engaged FLs before.... so take it easy bro....

Come we meet and drink kopi during the next TCSS... and let this matter rest ok ??

PS: My relationship with Sweety is purely that of a sexified ex-customer in case u wondering... As for Bro Laodi.. I consider him a brother.
Member of The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN

Bro OP,

I suppose u are very suitable to become a judge. Are u a judge in your full time job? Well, think u can also become a lwayer but judge is more suitable for u...

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Superbaby

I suppose u are very suitable to become a judge. Are u a judge in your full time job? Well, think u can also become a lwayer but judge is more suitable for u...

U've seen me... do i look like a JUDGE to u ??

I'm just a HORNY Guy like everyone else... but one with a lot more time to type long long replies lor...
Member of The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

U've seen me... do i look like a JUDGE to u ??

I'm just a HORNY Guy like everyone else... but one with a lot more time to type long long replies lor...
Member of The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN

Yup, your real face looks more like a Horny guy.... but sometimes we can't judge someone based on their look. However, u have the judge look on side seeing angle. Maybe, your real profession is a judge..we all don't know.
Sometimes, I also wondering why u got plenty of time to type...??
Perhaps, u r a big boss ..

[iceburn]

Originally Posted by Superbaby

Bro OP,

I suppose u are very suitable to become a judge. Are u a judge in your full time job? Well, think u can also become a lwayer but judge is more suitable for u...

I think reasoning and weighting the level of this comment will be better for him la.
I agreed with OP. Thing are bound to happen sometime. Take it easy bro.