Bintan Reports

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by JOGK

hey dont anyhow said hor
my sayang sms me everyday one hor
thats why i paid her sim card

yours not bad already, she everyday sms you.
I also paid the regular her sim card, but she only sms me 4-5 times (within 2 weeks) and say sim card tak ada pulsa lagi CCB

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by meatlover

Like that har ...I better secretly make a trip to BT first ... Hiak Hiak Hiak ...

Knn.... How can u go there w/o mi? U wanna overtake me?

Originally Posted by meatlover

Aiya ... This one we no chance liao cos she saw we brought our ceweks there ... Batam man got chance cos he said so far she always see him alone without any char boh ... This one we still got chance meh ...

Oh please... U believe meh? The 'hor li' gets to see so many
customers per day so do u think she can remember? U dont listen to BM's bullshit. He just want us to stop thinking about her... Hiak hiak hiak.

Originally Posted by meatlover

Stay there ... Do what??? ... Ask Batam man to bunk in with you har ... There all huan nar bu one leh ... Hiak Hiak Hiak ...

The feeling of sleeping alone in a hotel room isnt good but with BM beside me, I would rather sleep alone on the streets. Hiak hiak hiak

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by meatlover

Like that har .... Must make sure that lau aunty that we saw play on my table ... KNN ... One game S$100+ ... But hor if she don't win roll ki lanz ...

That auntie is really rich!!! Bet almost all the numbers on the roulette table. If only she needs a god-son... I'm always ready..

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by hyper_rev

you: "yang ada penting mau tanya"
yr sayang: "tanya apa ... sayang"
you: "ada KTV yang baru buka?"
yr sayang: "kenapa tanya itu?"
you "gua mau curi ayam iho"

just interested, but can you translate it?? Thanks.

you: "got important thing to ask"
gal: "ask what .... honey"
you: "got KTV that is newly opened?"
gal: "why ask that?"
you: "I wanna 'steal chicken'"

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by JOGK

hey dont anyhow said hor
D

hoi, U want me to intro bro meatlover and bro waypastprime to you anot?
since they can go BT on weekend (not almost every weekend like you lah), maybe you wanna meet them and tcss in BT .... teach them some of your 'ropes' lah ... ai mai?
(these 2 are very ok ones, I always tcss with them 1)

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by meatlover

Batam man still awaiting for your FR leh ... You wanna learn malayu har ... Easy lah ... Give the cewek your contact number and I'll make sure they keep sms-ing you to teach you malayu ... Hiak Hiak Hiak ...

Here u go.... FR. Short and sweet. Give her my number? I'm quite tempted to give uncle's pre-paid card number. Hiak hiak hiak.

Originally Posted by meatlover

Ki lanz ... Food was just served when you arrived hor ... Btw ... Tee tiang ate up all the prawns har ... Only left the karcs for us ... NBzzz ...

If it wasnt u and me, then who? Ah Tan or Ah Catch? Or the ceweks? Nabei, athough the curry gravy is nice, but that doesnt mean I like rice with curry only.

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

yours not bad already, she everyday sms you.
I also paid the regular her sim card, but she only sms me 4-5 times (within 2 weeks) and say sim card tak ada pulsa lagi CCB

ha ha go and interrogate her lah
you got the rights mah since you paid for her sim card
she very young ah?
mine is 24
how? this week or next week ai mai?

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by DNAT

hoi, U want me to intro bro meatlover and bro waypastprime to you anot?
since they can go BT on weekend (not almost every weekend like you lah), maybe you wanna meet them and tcss in BT .... teach them some of your 'ropes' lah ... ai mai?
(these 2 are very ok ones, I always tcss with them 1)

I want cina leh. Got or not?

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

I want cina leh. Got or not?

knn, you ask this question again lim peh sure put you in a juice blender .... didn't my disciple mr meatlover told you not to ask this question if you wanna cheong Batam?

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

hoi, U want me to intro bro meatlover and bro waypastprime to you anot?
since they can go BT on weekend (not almost every weekend like you lah), maybe you wanna meet them and tcss in BT .... teach them some of your 'ropes' lah ... ai mai?
(these 2 are very ok ones, I always tcss with them 1)

pardon me....what is tcss?
knn what teach lah? i not teacher lah
no problem lah
know one more friend better than one enemy

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by JOGK

ha ha go and interrogate her lah
you got the rights mah since you paid for her sim card
she very young ah?
mine is 24
how? this week or next week ai mai?

interrogate ki tua lan lah ... her excuses are
- she call home kampong
- she call her frens
- her frens borrow her hp

she say no more pulsa, acutally is bluff 1 lah. she want to conserve the simcard value mah, I also dun bother to check the remaining value.

mine is around 20 ... young and juicy

I ask bro way pastprime to tag you can? you teach him something lah, he is my junior - I no time to teach him.

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

knn, you ask this question again lim peh sure put you in a juice blender .... didn't my disciple mr meatlover told you not to ask this question if you wanna cheong Batam? :

wa! master DNAT of batam......(bow bow)
one thing i must chiak you!
everytime i ask you go batam
you will reply......
this weekend not free leh or
i only can make it on weekdays leh or
i got guard duty leh or
i introduce my disciples to you ok?

what next?

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by DNAT

knn, you ask this question again lim peh sure put you in a juice blender .... didn't my disciple mr meatlover told you not to ask this question if you wanna cheong Batam?

Cannot ask meh? Ask free one mah.

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by DNAT

I ask bro way past prime to tag you can? you teach him something lah, he is my junior - I no time to teach him.

Wa.... Are u trying to find a nanny for me?

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

interrogate ki tua lan lah ... her excuses are
- she call home kampong
- she call her frens
- her frens borrow her hp

she say no more pulsa, acutally is bluff 1 lah. she want to conserve the simcard value mah, I also dun bother to check the remaining value.

mine is around 20 ... young and juicy

I ask bro way pastprime to tag you can? you teach him something lah, he is my junior - I no time to teach him.

wash you mouth lah
it stinks!
no wonder lah
young and juicy
how to listen to you
unless you show her your wealth then it will shut not only her mouth
her cunt too