Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by JoeLee2016
Hi bro, this just an accident,... if she was your good friend before, you should give her a chance. I read few of this kind of "pooped on boyfriend" during sex confession in the net. The most embarrassed and sad for long time maybe is the girl. Especially they really love the boy. So, if you still have her contact, maybe should drop her a message to say "Hi, how are you!" or "merry xmas!"...etc. She will feel better definitely.
Here is one of it: I accidentally pooped on my boyfriends wiener, what do i do?
It was a normal day. He had invited me over to his house for some home made Mexican food. After we ate we went on the bed to watch movies. He started fingering me and he wanted to do anal. I haven't done anal before and i decided i would do it. We started going and after a few minutes i couldn't help it it just came out. He started freaking out and then he started gagging. I didn't know what to do and my butt hole hurt really bad. He went to the bathroom and i was just sitting in all the poop on his bed. He came out and said you should probably leave. I was freaking out because i was scared he would tell his friends. I left and went home. I haven't heard from him since. What do i do? This is a true story its just really crazy and embarrassing. Please help i'm so embarrassed and confused. Advice on how to make him like me again?!?
There is another one I can't find anymore in the net. But below is what I remember:
The girl like a boy in the same collage for some time already. One day they went to the same party. Things are going well and the boy sent her back to her house and they start to make out then have the 1st sex in her house. Maybe because of the foods and drink in the party and excited with the boy she like for long time for the 1st sex. While they were having the reverse cowgirl position and both feeling very high, suddenly the girl accidentally pooped all over his tummy and crotch area. The boy very surprised but just quietly went to her bathroom wash up, then leave her house w/o a words. After that night, she try many time to message him to apologize and calls, but he never answer. She was very sad of course.
This one is not during sex: I pooped on my boyfriend?! what do it do?!?
like im not joking. i was feeling like i had to poop and we were on the lake together and when we got in the water, i got on top of his shoulders (like a chicken fight stance) and i pooped all over his shoulders and it went on his back too. he got in his boat and left me in the lake without saying a word to me. i eventually got a ride with the coast guard but idk what to do! i called him but he never answered. will he ever forgive me? i saw he made this is fb status, "home from the lake with...gottta go take 50 showers. dont ask." and then his friend commented "why?" and he was like "my girlfriend pooped on me"
i'm like so embarrassed..what do i do? i feel like crying!
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by Mr_don_juan
If her door doesn't get smashed today count yourself lucky
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Originally Posted by bigboyzz
Oh ya bro DJ.
Just an advise, what ever you do on the net is traceable. You want to smash her door? Go ahead. IF her "sg bf" is here surfing SBF and things get reported. Things get hard for you too.
Im not an expert in IT but i think it's possible.
That being said, since you say that you gonna do it. Better be a man of your words k?
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Originally Posted by Mr_don_juan
I smashed Suki and ruby door. Nothing happen to me, ask Chewyfruit and littletiger. Why？ There must be a good reason.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by the2econdlife
don't know if this counts as a jialat story: just came back from gf's house. took a long time during foreplay. managed to tahan her bbbj. but when insert into her pussy, cum straight away
I win!
My case was... we were at a deserted public park somewhere near S.Gdns.
Soooo exciting!
I was so high and before I could insert... kaput...
I shot all over outside the abalone, looks yummy but... that was it... she offered to go GL for round 2 but I declined...
Worse: I never managed to up her despite multiple dates...
Her initials S.T. Works at a company C.P. then...
Wish we didn't lose contact... and it wasn't your fault.... I was embarrassed about it..
Besides, I was a V then, fresh out of army and you were much more experienced... we came back from a nearby island trip, 2 singles, you smashed you ex's car side mirror and had bandaged your right hand... slept on my broad shoulders on the bus...
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
I was clubbing at the now defunct butter factory and met this mongolian girl. Not much of a looker but had a nice rack and ass. Proceeded to head back to her place for a ONS.
She lived in a old condo somewhere in Balestier with her mum and it so happened her mum was out of town so lucky me i thought. She led me to her room with a queen sized bed.
Since both of us were quite high we started getting hot and heavy like there was no tomorrow. As i was banging her doggy, the bed was rocking like no one's business. All of a sudden, i heard a loud creak and the sound of splintered wood. Jia lat the top left bed frame leg broke.
We hurried off the bed to view the damage and basically the bed was fucked. I apologised but comforted her by saying well at least u got a reason to ask your mum to get u a new bed . She looked at me and said "this is my mum's bed." Wah damn sian and pai seh. In the end she just had to tell her mum she jumped on it too hard one day and it broke. It was super awkward and frankly one of my most jia lat sexual encounters. Thankfully we still bonked a couple more times before we both went our seperate ways with school and work.
Will share other jia lat encounters in time to come!
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Bro, thank you for sharing nice jialat story here. Please come back and post more jialat stories to share here.
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Originally Posted by MagicFingers
Recently went overseas for work, then on the last day my old FB from that country messaged me, asking me why I didnt inform her that I was nearby. So I asked if she wanted to meet (I knew she was married already, but just meet, maybe got chance).
So she told me she was at a place about an hour and half away, and I went to find her. I called my boss, told him I was extending my stay another day on my own dime, then met her, and checked into hotel with her.
Was thinking how to up her, then just went for the direct route because she was already sat on my bed. Began to hug her, though she said "no", but her hands roamed my back, so I started to kiss her and she frenched me.
I thought "ho say liao", can up, so after very long foreplay, and a hard won removal of her top and bra, getting down to her jeans, she say cannot take off, on her period. I sian liao.
In the end, got a HJ from her, she declined to lick / suck as she was meeting her hubby afterwards, but some of my cum got onto her jeans.
Jialat abit, but still got happy ending.
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Bro, thank you for sharing nice poo jialat story here. Please come back and post more jialat stories to share here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeLee2016
Hi bro, this just an accident,... if she was your good friend before, you should give her a chance. I read few of this kind of "pooped on boyfriend" during sex confession in the net. The most embarrassed and sad for long time maybe is the girl. Especially they really love the boy. So, if you still have her contact, maybe should drop her a message to say "Hi, how are you!" or "merry xmas!"...etc. She will feel better definitely.
Here is one of it: I accidentally pooped on my boyfriends wiener, what do i do?
It was a normal day. He had invited me over to his house for some home made Mexican food. After we ate we went on the bed to watch movies. He started fingering me and he wanted to do anal. I haven't done anal before and i decided i would do it. We started going and after a few minutes i couldn't help it it just came out. He started freaking out and then he started gagging. I didn't know what to do and my butt hole hurt really bad. He went to the bathroom and i was just sitting in all the poop on his bed. He came out and said you should probably leave. I was freaking out because i was scared he would tell his friends. I left and went home. I haven't heard from him since. What do i do? This is a true story its just really crazy and embarrassing. Please help i'm so embarrassed and confused. Advice on how to make him like me again?!?
There is another one I can't find anymore in the net. But below is what I remember:
The girl like a boy in the same collage for some time already. One day they went to the same party. Things are going well and the boy sent her back to her house and they start to make out then have the 1st sex in her house. Maybe because of the foods and drink in the party and excited with the boy she like for long time for the 1st sex. While they were having the reverse cowgirl position and both feeling very high, suddenly the girl accidentally pooped all over his tummy and crotch area. The boy very surprised but just quietly went to her bathroom wash up, then leave her house w/o a words. After that night, she try many time to message him to apologize and calls, but he never answer. She was very sad of course.
This one is not during sex: I pooped on my boyfriend?! what do it do?!?
like im not joking. i was feeling like i had to poop and we were on the lake together and when we got in the water, i got on top of his shoulders (like a chicken fight stance) and i pooped all over his shoulders and it went on his back too. he got in his boat and left me in the lake without saying a word to me. i eventually got a ride with the coast guard but idk what to do! i called him but he never answered. will he ever forgive me? i saw he made this is fb status, "home from the lake with...gottta go take 50 showers. dont ask." and then his friend commented "why?" and he was like "my girlfriend pooped on me"
i'm like so embarrassed..what do i do? i feel like crying!
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Bro, thank you for sharing nice jialat story here. Please come back and post more jialat stories to share here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ExBros
I win!
My case was... we were at a deserted public park somewhere near S.Gdns.
Soooo exciting!
I was so high and before I could insert... kaput...
I shot all over outside the abalone, looks yummy but... that was it... she offered to go GL for round 2 but I declined...
Worse: I never managed to up her despite multiple dates...
Her initials S.T. Works at a company C.P. then...
Wish we didn't lose contact... and it wasn't your fault.... I was embarrassed about it..
Besides, I was a V then, fresh out of army and you were much more experienced... we came back from a nearby island trip, 2 singles, you smashed you ex's car side mirror and had bandaged your right hand... slept on my broad shoulders on the bus...
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U say isit I jialat or you?
Lol!
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Bro, thank you for sharing nice jialat story here. Please come back and post more jialat stories to share here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mqwl
I was clubbing at the now defunct butter factory and met this mongolian girl. Not much of a looker but had a nice rack and ass. Proceeded to head back to her place for a ONS.
She lived in a old condo somewhere in Balestier with her mum and it so happened her mum was out of town so lucky me i thought. She led me to her room with a queen sized bed.
Since both of us were quite high we started getting hot and heavy like there was no tomorrow. As i was banging her doggy, the bed was rocking like no one's business. All of a sudden, i heard a loud creak and the sound of splintered wood. Jia lat the top left bed frame leg broke.
We hurried off the bed to view the damage and basically the bed was fucked. I apologised but comforted her by saying well at least u got a reason to ask your mum to get u a new bed . She looked at me and said "this is my mum's bed." Wah damn sian and pai seh. In the end she just had to tell her mum she jumped on it too hard one day and it broke. It was super awkward and frankly one of my most jia lat sexual encounters. Thankfully we still bonked a couple more times before we both went our seperate ways with school and work.
Will share other jia lat encounters in time to come!
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mqwl
I was clubbing at the now defunct butter factory and met this mongolian girl. Not much of a looker but had a nice rack and ass. Proceeded to head back to her place for a ONS.
She lived in a old condo somewhere in Balestier with her mum and it so happened her mum was out of town so lucky me i thought. She led me to her room with a queen sized bed.
Since both of us were quite high we started getting hot and heavy like there was no tomorrow. As i was banging her doggy, the bed was rocking like no one's business. All of a sudden, i heard a loud creak and the sound of splintered wood. Jia lat the top left bed frame leg broke.
We hurried off the bed to view the damage and basically the bed was fucked. I apologised but comforted her by saying well at least u got a reason to ask your mum to get u a new bed . She looked at me and said "this is my mum's bed." Wah damn sian and pai seh. In the end she just had to tell her mum she jumped on it too hard one day and it broke. It was super awkward and frankly one of my most jia lat sexual encounters. Thankfully we still bonked a couple more times before we both went our seperate ways with school and work.
Will share other jia lat encounters in time to come!
24-12-2016, 05:09 PM
