first sex without condom with indo maid

[ironman73]

Originally Posted by RoyAnn

i sex without condom with indo maid hired in my house so how? i didn't have condom that time so we used plastic bag during sex. the bag teared off within few minutes so we removed it and continued to sex. i cummed inside her vagina in the end so how? her vagina bled a lot and my penis had her blood stains. why this happened?

this is my first sex so i didn't know how to buy condom.

I smell a rat here!!!

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by ironman73

I smell a rat here!!!

U looking for me

[welk]

Bros, dun take TS seriously lah. He said here he 1st sex dunno how to buy condom. He also posted in the thread 'Fucking in Public Area' that he had sex 5 times in colleague toilet.
Wonder what he used back in colleague...

[asdfghjkl]

i once used a home made plastic bag as condom.. couldnt even insert into the vagina as my OC just feel awkward at the sound: zi-za-zi-za-zi-za...

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by asdfghjkl

i once used a home made plastic bag as condom.. couldnt even insert into the vagina as my OC just feel awkward at the sound: zi-za-zi-za-zi-za...

Bro,that time u are saving money not to buy condom or u are using plastic bag as recycle material to save earth. Or u are trying something new

[anton]

Originally Posted by wildbeast

Feels more like a joke from the way he writes. Plastic bag wrap your cock and fuck pussy?????? Sounds very funny. Dunno how to buy condom but know how to use so-called protection???? haaa...

I read and re-read TS post.
Nowhere did he say that he wrap it around his cock?????

[tamtam]

Once a while we need this type of jokes.

The maid will be watching TS doing house work from now...

[fdome]

hahaha, a good reading for laughing

TS, r u 18 year old? if not u can also call the police for a new raping case ...

[who0ps]

Originally Posted by joker_fish

TS

dont panic, nothing wrong.
but can i ask you what colour of the plastic bag you used?
if the colour is RED, then it might be the colour of the plastic bag.

wow ? Color migration ah bro ? haha. I like it.

[RoyAnn]

the maid just came 2 months ago, she keep staring at me everytime when she seeing me.
i asked her already and she told me she was virgin. she had cleaned my sperms in her vagina immediately after sex,so i think it's ok.

[jamesrockwell]

Originally Posted by lasupkia

This must be 1 of the most funny post in SBF this year. Use plastic bag because no condom and also dont know how to buy condom. hahahahahahahahahaha.....

4 reasons why her vagina bled.
1. She was a virgin.
2. She was having menses.
3. Your dick was too thick and tore her vagina open.
4. She has some sexual disease.

** Choose your own answer from above.

How can someone don't know how to buy condom? Are you retarded? Just go to any pharmacy or shop or NTUC, take a box of condoms and pay at the counter. Don't tell me this also need to go University to learn how to buy??

TS you better not hope it's option number 2 or 4....eventhough option 1 and 3 will give u a sense got conquering...

man it will be suck if it's option 2 or 4....

good luck bro...and don't know how to buy a condom? what kind of question is that.....and wont plastic bag will sort of give very uncomfortable feel on your little brother??

[zveron]

This is way better than the Joke thread.

[FRwriter]

To TS.. Are you serious bro..??
A few shots a day for 30 days. Sounds "illogical" leh.

[limkh11]

Originally Posted by krazyb

so how ah? no choice liao... use plastic long... wa kao... ask maid her da yi ma got come or not when you "plastic-long" her. if no, wait and see if u got up rank become lao peh bo. if all above no have you fast hand fast leg go cdc checkup, see got tio koh leh cai huey bo...

next maid you up hor, use bao xian zi la, but hor make sure super hard liao then wrap hor, if not you might suffer internal kuku injuries hor... if really despo and cannot make it to kitchen to get, pull out and COF the maid lor, not the safest to prevent become lao peh, but at least safer then unload armies inside... but if maid got koh leh cai huey hor, make another trip to CDC lor...

p.s. the plastic long you use is ntuc brand..?

Salute your replies!!! plastic-long!!! and Bao xian zi!!!

[limkh11]

Bros,

all your replies are sibei interesting!! When i was young, did think of using plastic bag!! Those were the days! End up HJ nia.. But left a happy man still,,, immediately go to mamashop buy condom put as emergency!