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21-04-2007, 02:36 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
How about "I'm HIV positive"
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21-04-2007, 08:38 PM
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#33
21-04-2007, 11:31 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
hahah... wah this will surely scare the shit out of the girl.
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21-04-2007, 11:36 PM
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#35
21-04-2007, 11:44 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
The title of this thread has inspired me to submit the following:-
1. "Wow, you feel just like your [SISTER/MOTHER/BEST FRIEND]!!!!" 2. "You think your sister will mind RIMMING me while I PLOW you? I'm getting soft and your mum does that when I'm humping your sister." 3. "You're AMAZING at this! I can't wait to get my hidden camera footage on the INTERNET! They pay big bucks for a freaky chick like you!" 4. "Didn't I see you in "Me Love You Long Time #8? 5. "(While humping the girl) Oh, I forgot to mention this. But I'm gonna be meeting my BOYFRIEND after we're done here."
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#36
21-04-2007, 11:55 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
how 'bout...
"ohhh..aahhhh...wait... the condom..... oooppppssssss........ the rubber not supoosed to break, right??"
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22-04-2007, 03:16 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Wah yr thick bush is like a BIG JUNGLE even more thicker den mine one hoh
Dunno the other party will be turn on or off 
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22-04-2007, 04:50 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Guy to gal :
--- ohhhh...didn't know your's was that loose... --- *enters the anal* woah! that tight? opps...wrong hole.. --- *girl blowing guy* "whispers:ahh...just like your mum.." --- was that fungus growth or your pubic? --- Guy : Ahhh...Sherine...Ahhh... Girl : Sher WHAT???!!!
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23-02-2014, 09:48 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Girl:I'm wet & so horny..faster fuck me.
Guy k,I'm coming infew mins later.. Girl:wah u microwave argh..finished already..
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#42
24-02-2014, 11:47 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Here is mine. Real case with one fb whom i just wrote her off.
Half way, say pain pain. Or...cannot...i super wet....too wet... You are hurting meeeee.... No... Ccb! Is that a problem? Too wet?? Nb. All mood gone. Last fuck with her, decided to ignore her and just rape her to my own satisfaction before letting her go. That was nice. At least i felt good.
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#43
03-03-2014, 06:20 PM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
Not original:
"I've had better"
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04-03-2014, 08:14 AM
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Re: Things you shouldn't say during sex
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 Lol. Maybe I should do that, then get a partner in crime to rape me heheI don't get it though.. I get wet easily, but other than feeling slippery won't be pain what. Wet = no pain. She faking is it? Wet will only make the sensation a little dull for both. But if he is really hard it's still super shiok for us regardless
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There are two type of man who want sex:
Gentleman will tell u he want sex and accept rejection. Disgusting, cowardly man who want sex but while when he get rejected.
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