What "souvenirs" did someone left behind that might jeopardize your relationship?

[Neoguri]

Originally Posted by Penguin23

Depends how observant, and how sharp her eyes/nose are.
If you have a super observant (and jealous) partner, it doesn't take much to trigger alarm bells. To list a few:....

Bro Penguin23, you are the top CSI agent here.
Great checklist from you!

[energy_boi]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Guess some guys don't know how to remove love bites. Imagine the love bite as a small circle. Use the edge of a coin. Start from the middle of the love bite and scrap outwards in all directions. This will make the love bite (small circle) become a much bigger circle. However you will realise the love bite changed from dark red to fresh red.

You will recover from the love bite much quicker. Sometimes within a day. Seeing how it is a bigger patch of fresh red, many others will not recognise it as a love bite in the meantime

Good point, i one time scratch until whole area red, then wrap into ice totally, I FB with a girl, she said she wanted make a smiley bite around my chest wtf. Both drunk so do it. Next day panic, as got staycation with GF at MBS...

But use above method, both gone in 6 hours?

[energy_boi]

Oh and not forgetting the lip stick to cover. to buy time

[energy_boi]

Originally Posted by Penguin23

Depends how observant, and how sharp her eyes/nose are.

If you have a super observant (and jealous) partner, it doesn't take much to trigger alarm bells. To list a few:

1. Passenger car seat that is set differently from her "usual" setting - usually too far front (if too far back, can always explain that a tall guy last sat there)

2. An unfamiliar name listed in the car's Bluetooth settings, a new radio station setting that was not there before.

3. A few strands of hair of the wrong length/colour/type, either in the car, on the pillow or where most people forget - around the sink or around the shower drain trap. The worst, which is impossible to explain, is a stray pubic hair that is obviously not mine (or hers), in the bedroom.

3. Lingering perfume/shampoo on your clothes and on the pillow.

4. Dried pussy juice on the bedsheets - pregnant women can have a very sharp sense of smell, almost animal-like, their primal instincts can smell sex hormones that are not theirs.

5. Freshly dried cum on tissue, carelessly thrown away in a dustbin instead of flushed down the toilet bowl.

6. Used toothbrush/hair band/toothpaste tube in the toilet that doesn't belong to her

7. Used cotton buds, or cotton pads

Kena the 1st one dunno how many times..

[entering]

Originally Posted by Neoguri

Haha bro entering, we have a few things in common.

I agree. Constantly looking out for new meat is very tiring and time consuming.
My buddy and partner in crime asked me "you seems to be very free at work"?

I also told all my ons, "you are only the second woman in my life!" - I lied.

Haha bro, great minds think alike I guess. I don't even say 2nd.... Hahaha. Always first.

[bignehneh]

Never use your own apartment la. When things happen, die cock standing. She could have come to your condo to make a fuss. I usually do it when I am traveling. A few weeks in hotel and can change multiple girls. Sibei song. Do whatever fuck and also bo taiji

[Neoguri]

Originally Posted by bignehneh

Never use your own apartment la. When things happen, die cock standing. She could have come to your condo to make a fuss. I usually do it when I am traveling. A few weeks in hotel and can change multiple girls. Sibei song. Do whatever fuck and also bo taiji

Good input to consider.
Staying in hotel during business trips is the best.
But sometimes, I find it difficult to launch my attack without bringing the ons home (at my home base).

[fallen11]

regarding long hair found in your place or room

my current house has no female occupants
No visitors too
but occasionally i can still find a strand of long hair in my house
its actually quite common but if your gf fb finds it, very hard to explain it away even when you're innocent
the strand of long hair probably blew it from outside (i like to leave my main door open for ventilation), or just that occasional strand which falls onto your shirt in public places

[wildcard87]

Originally Posted by fallen11

regarding long hair found in your place or room

my current house has no female occupants
No visitors too
but occasionally i can still find a strand of long hair in my house
its actually quite common but if your gf fb finds it, very hard to explain it away even when you're innocent
the strand of long hair probably blew it from outside (i like to leave my main door open for ventilation), or just that occasional strand which falls onto your shirt in public places

Yes...just like how Tekong bunks every time standby universe before book out will find long hair one

[candeo_88]

Those days...I'll...
1) Standby another shirt that is ready to be thrown away after co mingling with the "other party" either kept in the car or in the office...
2) Standby a small bottle of body wash that is used at home and not using any other body foams no matter how expensive and tempting it may be...
3) Transfer some of the perfume used regularly into the small atomizer so that can touch up as necessary

If possible, never perform any CCA in our own home. I also try not to go to the other party's home coz you wont know whether there are any CCTV's, hidden or otherwise...Hotel is the best bet although it is a bit troublesome during pandemic...

So, bonk safe and bonk smart

And that's all I have to say about that

[katong]

Just go tcm for ba guan for those who have strawberries.. but good to cultivate the habit first in order not to raise suspicion, when situation arises, go for it and it will seem like a normal deed...

[katong]

Originally Posted by candeo_88

Those days...I'll...
1) Standby another shirt that is ready to be thrown away after co mingling with the "other party" either kept in the car or in the office...
2) Standby a small bottle of body wash that is used at home and not using any other body foams no matter how expensive and tempting it may be...
3) Transfer some of the perfume used regularly into the small atomizer so that can touch up as necessary

If possible, never perform any CCA in our own home. I also try not to go to the other party's home coz you wont know whether there are any CCTV's, hidden or otherwise...Hotel is the best bet although it is a bit troublesome during pandemic...

So, bonk safe and bonk smart

And that's all I have to say about that

With smell, just go to those kopitiam with mookata.... flood your shirt with the smell... it beats any perfume...

[bignehneh]

Originally Posted by fallen11

regarding long hair found in your place or room

my current house has no female occupants
No visitors too
but occasionally i can still find a strand of long hair in my house
its actually quite common but if your gf fb finds it, very hard to explain it away even when you're innocent
the strand of long hair probably blew it from outside (i like to leave my main door open for ventilation), or just that occasional strand which falls onto your shirt in public places

Lady ghost la....impossible for hair to fly all the way in. Lol

[r.fowler]

I cant agree more with one of the bros mentioned here..

even the slight changes in the car seat position, the air con vent, even down to the radio station changed, your partner can sense someone sat on the car.

[superstiffy]

actually hor... i see all the post like quite jia lat leh...

those obvious thing like panty, condom, perfume smell dun say la but small thing like car seat move, long hair these type also need to be so fussy meh?

car seat adjust cannot be because fetch people then they move it meh? long hair cannot be kenna stuck on my shoe when walking then bring into teh car meh? the same thing happen to me before with cigarette butt...

if u all CO this kind of small thing also kpkb, suspect this suspect that then not very xin ku meh? like every time have to scare this scare that... like that together got point meh?

my ex-wife is abit like that thats y become ex i tahan a few years then tell her to fuck off..