PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L) - Page 334

Scorpioking87 · #**4996** 06-11-2012, 11:34 PM

U r like Masterchef lo... I got a fren in primary school named Tam Mak Hong...must hv been born in Laos lo... Another friend named Tam Kum Lan...no joke hah bro..

Pls cook for me one day bro..so tat I can impress my gurlfrens like u...

sengseng · #**4997** 07-11-2012, 09:40 PM

Recently, the Polish coffin manufacturer Lindner launched a controversial 2013 calendar. Calendar models are half-naked upper body in the coffin next to their coffin.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1196484

vietcuntlover · #**4998** 08-11-2012, 12:55 AM

hi all sifu here...any nice popiah recommend in ace?

Scorpioking87 · #**4999** 08-11-2012, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

Recently, the Polish coffin manufacturer Lindner launched a controversial 2013 calendar. Calendar models are half-naked upper body in the coffin next to their coffin.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1196484

maybe the coffin comes with the model too? buy 1 free 1??

sengseng · #**5000** 08-11-2012, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

maybe the coffin comes with the model too? buy 1 free 1??

Why do you think so?

Since the day Sifu Futaba Left KL, I have not set foot here .
On this chilly evening, wearing my wind breaker jacket, I stroll along this Patpong Street of Pudu.
Suddenly 4 popiah promoters approached me, Kor Kor, wanna try our popiah.
1st. one : Kor Kor , look at my HCM papaya , aren’t they big and nice.
2nd one : Kor Kor, look at me, I am snow white, I can make you a snow white popiah.
3rd. One : I can make you happy cos I am a Happy popiah and she smile.
4th one : Very quiet, Starring at me , smiling.
SS: looking at the 4th.one. Why are you not saying anything.
4th one: Shaking her head. Me no speak English, blushing and look away. And muttering popiah lingo to herself.
Suddenly someone tapped my shoulder from behind. I tot it’s a fifth popiah.
Heard a sweet voice from behind “ Da-Ger, Ni lai leh” “Hou Ju Bu Jian”
Oh! It’s the sweet little Princess. So nice to see you . Long Time no see.
And I gave her a big hug. Its cold tonight , isn’t it. Yalor
Where is your nest now? There, she point her finger to the far end.
Then she hold my hands. I got a static shock. Her hands are freezing.
Eh! You hands are very warm leh she said.
Took off my jacket, and put it around her shoulders.
Why dun we go to the Mamak’s store and get somting hot to drink I said to her.
Hao de ! Off we went to the Mamak store to blow water.
After sitting down. After blowing water for a while. She whisper to my right year, oopps I mean right ear. I wanna go to stay in your house tonight.
Aaah! I nearly fell off my chair. Calming myself down and I started to regain myself. I am sorry I cannot take you home cos I am living with my mum and siblings.
Then She said “ I dun care, I want you to accompany me tonight’. Can’t we stay in a hotel or somewhere tonight.
Baobei, I have to work tomorrow leh? I dun care, you are mine tonight raising her voice abit. Then eyes starting to look at my table from all direction.
Thinking to myself : I have not eaten any sticky rice or Lor Mai Kai today, why am I got in a sticky situation tonight. Wo de tian ya. Oh! My Sky, can someone please help me.

*Could this be a Dangerous licence in the making , Ooppss! I mean Dangerous Liaisons.

Scorpioking87 · #**5001** 09-11-2012, 01:59 AM

Is this the end of our master? Or will he be forced to take popiah rolls for life? Tune in to the next episode on AXN after Last Resort!

sengseng · #**5002** 09-11-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Is this the end of our master? Or will he be forced to take popiah rolls for life? Tune in to the next episode on AXN after Last Resort!

As I grew frantic, (Wow De Tian ya) the sky answer my prayer. 3 comrades came to my table.
Hallo Seng2 , Long time no see, can we join you? ask one of them.
Of course, please sit down I reply. Then I ask them to introduce themselves to the Lenglooi.
While blowing water among ourselves, my hp rang. Hallo! Hallo ! Hallo! Can’t hear you.
Pls excuse me, reception here is not so good . I then got up and walk away. Hallo! Hallo!
The other party have already put down his phone. Thinking to walk back to the table. My phone rang again. Hallo! Hallo! Oh! Its my cousin. So I blew water with him for a few minutes. On my way back to the table I notice only 2 MALAT Lor sitting there. 1 guy and the gurl is missing.

Whew! I am save now. I then walk back to the table , so Ah Loong went up with her liao. Oh! I see.
Yalor! Both of them answer me at the same time. Sorry to keep you guys waiting. Anyway its getting late now. I need to go cos tomorrow ada kerja lah. Goodnite Bros.
I then walk slowly back to my 2 wheeler and said to myself Whew! That was a close call.

Where is tat cheeky Scorpion when I needed his help? Must be busy eating popiah somewhere.

sengseng · #**5003** 09-11-2012, 07:10 PM

Wife's Photograph
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"

Scorpioking87 · #**5004** 09-11-2012, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

As I grew frantic, (Wow De Tian ya) the sky answer my prayer. 3 comrades came to my table.
Hallo Seng2 , Long time no see, can we join you? ask one of them.
Of course, please sit down I reply. Then I ask them to introduce themselves to the Lenglooi.
While blowing water among ourselves, my hp rang. Hallo! Hallo ! Hallo! Can’t hear you.
Pls excuse me, reception here is not so good . I then got up and walk away. Hallo! Hallo!
The other party have already put down his phone. Thinking to walk back to the table. My phone rang again. Hallo! Hallo! Oh! Its my cousin. So I blew water with him for a few minutes. On my way back to the table I notice only 2 MALAT Lor sitting there. 1 guy and the gurl is missing.
Whew! I am save now. I then walk back to the table , so Ah Loong went up with her liao. Oh! I see.

Yalor! Both of them answer me at the same time. Sorry to keep you guys waiting. Anyway its getting late now. I need to go cos tomorrow ada kerja lah. Goodnite Bros.
I then walk slowly back to my 2 wheeler and said to myself Whew! That was a close call.

Where is tat cheeky Scorpion when I needed his help? Must be busy eating popiah somewhere.

The Scorpioking does not eat vege popiahs but feast on beautiful women only

U can count on me to bail u out Master from sticky women situation..jz call 1-800-SCORPIOKING-87

Scorpioking87 · #**5005** 09-11-2012, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sengseng

Wife's Photograph
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"

This one is a classic bro..haha gud one