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29-05-2012, 09:15 PM
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Bro EnigmaofSorrow, hope the info helps.  Gay Best Friend... typically used by a straight person when referring to someone with whom they have a close simpatico. They click on several levels and have a lot of fun together, sharing of advice, etc. But there is no romantic interest. Can be used across and within genders. P.S: List Of UPPEES is not in full due to the capacity limitation of the signature function (not be longer than 300 characters excluding BB Code markup). Rest assured I've all ur nicks n u'll be awarded. If I do missed u, kindly PM me.  Appreciate the PM, Bro David_Ginola, Bro Rw6828, Bro Myo_Swee, Bro XboxSG, Bro Best123, Bro Ahnook78, Bro bhoven, Bro VOGS, Bro nacho, Bro desk13, Bro BatistaSG, Bro steamystreamsg, Bro Linkus, Bro Regaine, Bro evo7_5 and Bro Thongchai!
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30-05-2012, 12:26 AM
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30-05-2012, 12:29 AM
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30-05-2012, 12:30 AM
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Amanda returned barely 15 minutes later and she was really wet. I mean sweaty.
A: Woah. That was really hot. Me: It's a sauna. A: No really. There was an ang mo lady inside. She kept pouring water. I nearly fainted. Me: See told you I couldn't go in with you. A: You would have enjoyed it. Her bikini was smaller than mine. And her boobs. Woah. Silicone-enhanced. I bet it was at least a 40DD! Me: What's your size anyway? A: Mine? Why do you wanna know? Me: Just tell me. I realised they are quite a handful as well. A: You really know how to ask the sensitive questions. 38D. Me: Wow. How about before the kid? A: 36B. Me: You jumped two cup sizes? A: Yeah. Which is why I try to wear loose clothes now. Quite attention attracting when I've got such a big chest when I'm so slim. Me: Do you work out alot? Your legs are amazing. And that ass... A: Mostly yoga and pilates. What about my ass? Me: I'm fantasizing me and you doing it doggy-style. A: Right. So we can both watch X-files? She gave me a sly smile. Me: You know that song too? A: I think it's more of my generation than yours. Me: We're only about 3 years apart. A: Still. I thought your generation was more bad techno. Me: Funny. I don't enjoy techno. A: Really? Me: Yeah. I'm more of a rock person. A: Like rock-hard? Me: Wouldn't you like to find out? A: Maybe. But you're the gay best friend remember? Me: I'm not gay! A: But if you're straight and horny you definitely would have tried to grope my chest or finger me just now... Me: I'm not that kind of person. A: Really? Me: Yeah. I'd have to be really really drunk. A: Actually, me too. The "accident" happened when I was really out of it. Totally forgot to use protection, or ask him to pull out. Me: You still drink? A: Not really. It's not good for the milk. Me: I'm pretty sure there's no scientific basis for that. A: Just what I read. Rather not take the chance. Me: And yet you smoked... A: Erm. It was an oversight. Besides I'm trying to wean him off breast milk. He should be drinking formula now. Me: But breast is best! And yours are... Wow. A: Are mine the biggest you've ever seen? Or touched? Me: I've never touched yours. But in porn of course they're much bigger. A: So you like fake boobs? Me: If they're nicely done I guess. A: Oh look! There she is! I turned to look at the Caucasian lady. Amanda was right. She was huge. She came up to us. C: Nice sun today ain't it? She sounded English, or perhaps Scottish. I could not tell. Me: Yeah. C: You live here? Me: Friends place. Just chilling. C: Well, don't mind me then. She settled down on the deck chair next to us, her massive chest jiggling. Me: Oh it's alright. We were about to leave. C: Nice chatting with ya. She popped on a pair of sunglasses and began to soak up the sun as Amanda and I packed our things. As we walked to the lift lobby, Amanda suddenly placed her hand at my crotch. A: Hey! How come it's not hard? Me: I'm not aroused? A: Seeing boobs like that? She started rubbing. Me: But keep that up and I might just cum. She stopped. A: From rubbing? Me: Look at it! We entered the lift. Blood was rushing to my cock like water leaving the peak of a waterfall. A: Where? Suddenly she grabbed my tights and pulled it down, exposing my semi-engorged member. Me: OIII!!! What if there's a camera? A: I still think it's huge. I pulled my tights back up, smashing my cock. Me: Wait till you see Caucasians or African-Americans... A: I watch some porn too ok? Those are so unrealistic. Don't you think they get well-endowed actors to perform? It's so fake. The lift door opened and we stepped out. I swung my bag to the front to conceal the erection in case any neighbors were around. Me: Please la. I'm not huge. Really. A: You're the biggest I've seen up close. Me: Lucky me then. Or lucky you. We reached Derek's unit. His maid was at the door waiting for us. M: Sir, Mdm, Sir Derek say you use the guest room. Me: What for? M: Next to toilet. A: Oh. Ok. M: I put towel on bed. Me: It's ok. We have our own. M: Sir Derek say you feel comfortable. A: We're fine really. M: I go buy drink for BBQ. Me: Ok. Salamat! His maid seemed surprised but smiled at me then left. A: You speak Tagalog? Me: You forgot who I was sleeping with for awhile... A: Oh yeah. The big breasted horny old lady... I shut the door. Me: Very funny. A: So who's bigger? Me: Bigger? You mean breasts? A: Then? Brains? Me: Well, erm, can't really compare... Amanda lifted her bikini. Me: Holy fuck shit! Cover yourself! What if someones home? But in reality I really really wanted to reach out and grab those tits, and plant my mouth on them. Amanda re-adjusted her bikini. A: Well? Me: Erm. Let's just go to the guest room ok?
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#787
30-05-2012, 01:55 AM
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Derek seems pretty considerate and somehow guesses something might happen at his place. Do continue your story, you're really good at expressing yourself..
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#788
30-05-2012, 02:16 AM
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30-05-2012, 04:33 PM
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30-05-2012, 05:15 PM
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And to give the contact of someone from up to 10 years ago is seriously asking for trouble. Thanks for the understanding. Here's the next update.
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#791
30-05-2012, 05:17 PM
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We located the guest room and dumped our stuff.
Amanda fully removed her bathrobe and stood there in her bikini. A: So? Who's bigger? I shut the door and locked it. Me: Truthfully? She's bigger. A: You sure? Amanda made a movement as if she was totally gonna remove her top but I stopped her. Me: As much as I'd love to see you naked and touch you all over. It doesn't feel right. If I gave in to my horniness all the time, I'd lose a lot of female friends, and maybe even end up in jail. A: Do you have many female friends? Me: Not really. A: So what do you have to lose? Me: Like I said, group dynamics play a part too. I screwed up my education before, I can't afford the same now. And what if we really did things and something bad happens? A: Like? Me: You get pregnant again? A: Condoms... Me: Accidents do happen. A: I'm really surprised. Most of my exes after the kid, two actually, were really nice on the surface, but deep inside all they wanted was sex. You seem different... Me: I had a very bad breakup with my first girlfriend, learnt about sex from a girl, had an even worse breakup with my second, and gave up the chance to be with a really nice girl. Hell, I even slept with my boss! What kind of a person do you think I felt I was? A: Normal? Me: I was disgusted with myself. Maybe it's every guys fantasy to have a threesome, or sleep with their hot bosses, or see their friends naked, but maybe all I want is a proper relationship? Since I couldn't get that, I shouldn't carry on doing stupid things. A: If she was such a nice girl, why haven't you made amends? Me: I'm afraid. A: You know we're like in the same situation now? Me: How so? A: You hardly spoke to her despite sitting next to each other. You hardly spoke to me about other things besides schoolwork. Then on the day you actually connected, you ended up going pretty far. Me: We haven't done anything yet. A: That's my point. We're different. I'm seeing you differently now. We're both losers in love and take whatever we can get. Whether sex is involved or not, time will tell. But I can only say this. You seem like a nice guy, and until you prove otherwise, I think we can be really great friends, a couple even. Me: A couple? A: You like sleeping around with random girls? Me: Not really. A: I only sleep with my boyfriends. Whether it's immediately after we get together or whether it takes awhile doesn't matter. After all, we're only human. And once the basic needs have been met, what's next? Me: Basic needs? A: Go read up on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. You'll understand. Me: So what's your point? A: Are you interested in dating me? And see how things go? Me: I'm too poor to date girls. A: Yeah right. Me: Really. I stopped working... A: I'm pretty low maintenance... Me: Nah... A: What are you afraid of? Me: I don't know. A: Then? Me: I don't want to hurt you. A: With your big cock? Me: Hurt your feelings. A: After all I've been through, do you think I'll be so weak? Me: You never know. A: You don't find me attractive? Me: I do. I just don't want a relationship now. A: You think I'm a slut cos I've had a child out of wedlock. Me: I already said I don't judge. Let's just be friends ok? I'll be your gay best friend. A: That's sweet. But I can't sleep with my gay best friend. Me: Then don't. A: But you rub oil onto my back when we're tanning? Me: Maybe. A: You go shopping with me? Me: No. I hate shopping. A: But you're my gay best friend! Me: Doesn't mean I like to shop. A: How about movies? Meals? Me: Sure. Why not? A: Then there's practically no difference from being my boyfriend. Me: Why do you want a boyfriend in the first place? A: I'm lonely. And I've not connected with anyone on the same level as this for a long time. Me: We can be good friends. A: What if I want sex? Me: No. A: Even a brief fling? Me: Funny. I thought I should be the one asking such questions. A: Yeah. You must really be gay. Me: Do you want to have sex with me? A: Eventually. I'm dying to have that big thing inside me. Me: It's not big. Maybe the guys you had before were all small. A: Women do get horny too ok? Me: You can masturbate. A: I do. But my dildo or vibrator doesn't kiss me, caress me, tell me how good I'm making him feel. Me: You crave intimacy. That's it. A: Yes I do! I've never been held by a guy for so long. It's like I'm unwanted because of the choices I made. Me: Come here. She came forward and I pulled her towards me for a hug, resting her head on my shoulder, which was a little hard considering she was merely half a head shorter than me. My cock decided to wake up again when I felt her soft breasts against my chest. I was pretty sure she felt it too as she pressed her crotch against mine. Suddenly, she cupped my face and planted her soft lips on mine. I kept my mouth closed and tried to pull away but she was pretty strong. Perhaps I should consider pilates and yoga. Or maybe carrying her kid gave her strong arms. She parted her lips and teased mine with her tongue. Slowly but surely, my cock obtained full erection and started straining against my tights.
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01-06-2012, 05:07 PM
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Amanda released me for a split second.
A: Kiss me. Me: I'm tempted to stop hugging you. A: Why? Me: We're going too fast. I only wanted to give you a hug to cheer you up. But strangely, my arms were still around her lower back. My hands resting on her perky butt. A: Since when does a guy ever reject a girl? Me: We shouldn't be doing this. Not in Derek's house anyway. A: You wanna come to my place or I go to yours? Me: Errr. A: Then could you at least show that you don't want this? Me: What do you mean? A: You're grabbing my ass. That's molest. I let her go. She stepped back. A: Think you need some lip balm. You lips are dry and cracked. Me: Right. Suddenly my phone beeped and I checked the message. D: You guys done yet? Can I come home? Me: Nothing happened. I'm about to shower after gym and tanning. D: Ask her to shower together! Me: You're mad bro. D: No balls? I'll ask her for you. Me: WTF... True enough, Amanda's phone beeped too. She checked it and started giggling. A: You want to? Me: What did he say? A: He said you wanna shower with me but don't dare to ask. Me: That dick. A: Don't act shy. You're sexually active and have done things even I've not. Me: So? A: Means you're open minded? Me: And? A: What's wrong with showering with a girl? Did you do that with your ex and that other girl? Me: It's different. I wanna be a good guy. Don't tempt me otherwise. A: The definition of good is very broad. You could be sleeping around with many girls but that doesn't make you a bad guy. It just makes you a horny one. Me: Erm. She stripped off her bikini top and turned around, bent over and slowly removed her bottom, wiggling her perky ass at me. She turned around and for the first time, I saw her bald pussy. It actually piqued my interested a little as I wanted to know if the pussies of women who had given birth were any different, having read that it would be much looser after childbirth, which was why some women went for vaginoplasty to prevent their husbands from straying. Furthermore, I could not detect any caesarean section scars on Amanda. She grabbed her bag of toiletries and opened the door to the adjoining bathroom. A: You coming? My cock was already struggling to break free from the constraints of my tights. I thought about it for a second. Me: Why the hell not? I struggled out of my tights and singlet and entered the bathroom, shutting the door behind me. Amanda was already in the shower stall. For a guest bathroom in a condo unit, the bathroom was surprisingly spacious. The shower stall actually had a small bathtub/jacuzzi. A: Oh you're here. Me: Yeah. A: He sure looks happy. My cock was already at full attention and rock hard. I got into the shower stall. Amanda knelt down and grabbed my cock with both hands on the shaft, leaving the head exposed. A: See! It's huge. Me: Your hands are small. She squeezed the shaft and pre-cum oozed out. She wiped it off with her finger. A: And someone said he wasn't horny... Me: Horny? Of course I'm horny. Who wouldn't get horny looking at you naked? A: Which part of me do you like best? My breasts? Me: Nope. Your ass. I really wanted to take you there and then on the deck chair while I was rubbing oil into you. A: And? Me: Your eyes. I never realised before, but looking down at Amanda looking up at me, her eyes were really captivating. Large doe eyes that would make her look like an innocent school girl from her neck upwards. I would have felt bad for thinking about banging her just by looking at her innocent face if she was not the one who had invited me into the shower and was now kneeling down, hands on my shaft and her soft lips mere inches away from my throbbing member. She squeezed again and more pre-cum oozed out. I wondered when she was going to start wanking or maybe even blowing me. But perhaps I was getting ahead of myself. A: Definitely the biggest I've ever seen in real life. Me: Ok. Want to do more than look at it? A: Haha. You're finally getting more direct. So what would you want me to do? Me: Suck me? A: And what do I get in return? Me: A mouth full of hot cum? A: Doesn't seem worth it. And I don't like to give blowjobs. It's demeaning. Me: Have you ever given one to anyone? A: Yes. But didn't enjoy it. Me: If girls enjoyed blowjobs I'd be surprised. A: So what else do you want? Me: A handjob? A: And I'll get a face full of cum? Still not worth it. Me: I'll shoot on your breasts then. A: Hmm. But what can you do for me in return? Me: I'll lick you till you cum. A: Yeah right. You think it's so easy to make a girl cum? I thought about my experience with Tanya, Charmaine, Nicole and Natalie, Maryanne. Tanya did teach me some sick skills and it worked on the majority of girls before. So why wouldn't it work on Charmaine? Me: How about this. I'll pleasure you first then if you like it, you can return the favor anyway you want? A: You barely got to know me intimately and you already want to do such things to me? Naughty boy. Me: Spank me then. A: Haha. I don't even spank my son. Me: So how? She released my cock. A: I thought you didn't want to do it in Derek's house? Me: Yeah. A: What's the time now? Me: Last I checked, it was 530? A: Then we should be getting ready for the BBQ. Me: Ok. A: So let's just shower and get ready? Me: Together? A: You're already in here right? Me: Yeah. A: So you want to get out while I'm showering? Me: Oh. Ok. I opened the stall door. Amanda grabbed me. A: Silly boy. She cupped my face again and pulled me in for a kiss. This time I opened my mouth and let my tongue explore hers. She tiptoed and slid my pole between her legs. I ran my hands down her back and grabbed her ass, massaging it gently. She moaned and pushed me towards the wall, turning on the shower at the same time. I jumped as the hot water hit my skin but Amanda seemed to be enjoying it. As the hot water slowly became more bearable, we broke off from the French kiss and she grabbed her body wash, squirting generous amounts onto both of us before pulling me in again for another kiss, while rubbing her tits against me, working the body wash into it's foamy state. I reciprocated by soaping her back and ass. She turned around and started rubbing her ass up and down on my erect member. I grabbed the body wash and squirted more down her neck and proceeded to soap her front she teased my cock with her ass. I ran my hands from her ass up her ribcage and settled under her boobs. I squeezed them a little and she moaned softly. Gently massaging her soft tits, I worked my fingers to her nipples. Her aereolas were huge, and her nipples slowly erected under my touch. She moaned slightly louder this time and rubbed her ass more vigorously. I tweaked her nipples a little. A: Ahhh.. Yes... Are you trying to milk me? I stopped. A: Don't stop! I continued fondling her breasts and teasing her nipples. She kept moaning and rubbed my cock even harder. Suddenly, as if by pure chance, the angle she was rubbing somehow became perfect and my hard cock slipped into her warm pussy easily, the soap acting as additional lubricant. She jumped as I hit her cervix. A: Oh my god.... That feels so good... Me: Erm. I think we should stop. She ground her ass against me harder with my dick in her. A: Fuck.... Haven't... Had... A cock... In me... For so long... I grabbed her ass and pulled out. She turned around and stared at me. A: Why did you do that??? Me: Sorry. It went in accidentally. A: I mean why did you stop! Me: No condoms. A: Don't cum in my then. Me: I don't think we should. Not yet. A: I'm so horny now. Me: So am I. But we should do this properly. Amanda appeared to be thinking about it. A: I guess you're right. She pulled me in again and we started frenching as the soap washed off our bodies. She licked my earlobe and whispered into my ear. A: I really really liked it when you were in me. I whispered back. Me: Let's go slow for this ok? A: Ok. We kissed again until all the soap was washed away. We dried ourselves and got dressed. A: It'll be our secret ok? Me: I think Derek suspects something. A: He's ok. Just don't tell him too much. Me: I won't. We packed our stuff and exited the guest room. Derek was in the living room. He gave us a wink. Me: Nothing happened dude! D: Like I believe you. Mandy? A: He's telling the truth. D: Hmm. Then why do you smell like her? Me: Erm. Forgot my body wash. D: You could have used mine... Me: Didn't see it. He turned to Amanda. D: You really didn't sleep with him? Me: Nope. D: It's a shame. I'd totally sleep with him. Me & A: What??? D: I guess it's time to confess... Me: You're gay? D: I'm bi. But I've had more boyfriends than girls... A: That's not surprising. I kind of suspected. Me: Shit dude. You're not interested in me right? Not that I'm homophobic... D: Don't worry. You've got a nice bod, and so does Mandy, but I like my partners a little less meaty... A: Hey... Are you calling me fat? D: No, no. But your breasts are too huge for my liking... A: Too bad for you them. He sure loved it when he saw me in my bikini. Me: Haha. Funny. Anyway now you can have a gay best friend... I mean bi... D: You two are so cute together. And I know what happened. You don't have to hide. And my lips are sealed... Me: Nothing happened! D: I said my lips are sealed. Now let's get the BBQ started.
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02-06-2012, 03:52 PM
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very interesting!!
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#795
03-06-2012, 12:36 PM
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Hope to see more updates.
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