Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[quadfecto]

Nice sharing of jokes, tks.

[Cornyplant]

Nice contribution of good jokes, thx.

[nitefalcon]

Funny stuff.
Great sharing, guys.
A great way to spend free time reading all these..

[Sexf0ryou]

Tks all for contributing good jokes.

[BorisJohnson]

Tks for all the funny jokes.

[Texer]

Tks for sharing good jokes.

[Budapest]

So many funny jokes, thx.

[SCBRobber]

Any more good jokes. Please keep up with the good effort.

[SadioMane]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Reasons Masturbation Is Better Than Real Sex


1. Your hand always lets you finish first.
2. It's free.
3. Same reason my Chevy is better than a Ferrari: It's all I can get.
4. You call the position.
5. "Premature ejaculation"? hehehe
6. No weird looks when you pull out the peanut butter.
7. Your privates are your best friend.
8. Your girlfriend is just a piece of skin that you have
sex with.
9. Gives a single man good reason to wash his socks.
10. Easier to join their "Mile High Club."
11. You get to scream out your own name.
12. Peeing is considered foreplay.
13. Nobody ever says, "Why is it all green and wrinkly?"
14. You'll never have two women, but you'll always have two HANDS!
15. Four words: "Brad Pitt hand puppet."
16. You can do it and play Interactive Top Ten at the same time.
17. Don't have to clean up fur afterwards.

Nice classic jokes.

[RossBarkley]

Very good jokes here. Please continue sharing.

[ClitDaser]

Originally Posted by SadioMane

Nice classic jokes.

Agree with you as well.

[ChainMeUp]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night.

Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd.

Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.

"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?" Dr Watson gasps.

Sherlock smiles and replies.

"It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".

Haha good one

[bigbirdbird]

Just sharing, hv a gud laugh! A sexy suspense story .... 😜

Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the in-house maid so she laid a trap!

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the same old story ..
"Excuse me dear, my stomach is aching & went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid's room, switched the lights off & slipped inside her bed.
He came in silently,
he wasted no time on words but quickly started sex!! ..

When he finished, Wife said ..
"U didn't expect me in this bed, did u..?"
& switched on the light! ..

"No Madam",said the Watchman!! ..

MORAL: ..
Sometimes getting too smart can get you fucked!! ..
😜😜😜😜

[bigbirdbird]

[OnFM319]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Hahahaha nice one!!