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Old 07-10-2018, 08:22 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Definitely joke of the day 😂😂😂.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:13 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Definitely joke of the day 😂😂😂.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

Bro,

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Old 08-10-2018, 07:19 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
really like this joke! please do continue sharing Pak.
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Old 08-10-2018, 03:59 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Definitely joke of the day 😂😂😂.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
This is a good one, thanks bro!
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really like this joke! please do continue sharing Pak.
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The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Hahaha, thanks for the joke!!
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Nice one
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Old 09-10-2018, 01:30 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Definitely joke of the day 😂😂😂.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
Good joke bro, tks for sharing.
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Old 09-10-2018, 01:34 PM
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HAHA! Nice joke. Keep the jokes coming.
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Old 09-10-2018, 03:18 PM
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Definitely joke of the day 😂😂😂.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
Very nice joke.
Cheers to you.
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Old 09-10-2018, 03:27 PM
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Diabetes


I had gained considerable weight after quitting smoking.

My internist diagnosed Type 2 Diabetes and put me on a rigid diet.

I stuck to the diet carefully and after a couple of months I returned for a check-up having lost 15 pounds. "I feel great," I said, "younger and full of pep. Why, when I spoke to your receptionist sitting there in that low-cut blouse, I felt like going down on her and eating her here in your office."

"That would have been all right," smiled the doctor, "It's only 85 calories."
Not easy to catch this joke. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 09-10-2018, 03:55 PM
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HEHEHE! Good joke. Please continue sharing.
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Old 09-10-2018, 04:07 PM
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What are They Doing?


A little girl and her mother are walking through the park one day, and they see two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl asks, "Mommy what are they doing?"

The mother hesitates and then replies, "Ummm, they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo, and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex.

Again, she asks her mother what they are doing, and her mother replies with the same response: 'making cakes.'

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"

Shocked, the Mother asks, "How do you know?"

She answers, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
Very good joke, nice share.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Definitely joke of the day 😂😂😂.
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
Good one bro, thanks!
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