Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[pomrakthai]

This is for Pipi Dyelook:

[pomrakthai]

Dun simply say words when wifey is around

[Hurricane88]

A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there.
A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner's daughter.

Since he was out of gas, he decided to stay for the night and goes to the funeral.

When he gets there he goes in and looks at the open casket and notices that something is wrong.

He calls the father:
“Sir, I am a doctor and I can assure you she is not dead, she is in a catatonic sleep.”

“What do we do now?”, asks the father.

“Does she have a boyfriend?”, asks the doctor.

“Yes”, replies the father.

“Take her to a room and have the boyfriend have sex with her”.

They do as the doctor said and sure enough, she wakes up.
Everybody was happy and the doctor leaves once he fills up his gas tank.

A few months go by and the doctor returns to the same gas station.
The same kid greets him again:
“Doctor, it is so great to see you again. About a week ago Mrs. Edward died. Half of the town has screwed her already but she is just not waking up”.😎

Moral of the story:
See a doctor before self medication...

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[lobangkingz]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Laughter about brains...

this is funny! nice share bro.

[novascotia]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Really Gan Nina...

Really Gan Nina.

Thank you for sharing nice jokes. Hope to read more.

[cantho]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

This is for Pipi Dyelook:

I finally understood too. Thank you so much.

[cygnini]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there.
A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner's daughter.

Since he was out of gas, he decided to stay for the night and goes to the funeral.

When he gets there he goes in and looks at the open casket and notices that something is wrong.

He calls the father:
“Sir, I am a doctor and I can assure you she is not dead, she is in a catatonic sleep.”

“What do we do now?”, asks the father.

“Does she have a boyfriend?”, asks the doctor.

“Yes”, replies the father.

“Take her to a room and have the boyfriend have sex with her”.

They do as the doctor said and sure enough, she wakes up.
Everybody was happy and the doctor leaves once he fills up his gas tank.

A few months go by and the doctor returns to the same gas station.
The same kid greets him again:
“Doctor, it is so great to see you again. About a week ago Mrs. Edward died. Half of the town has screwed her already but she is just not waking up”.😎

Moral of the story:
See a doctor before self medication...

🤨🧐🤔🤭🤭

haha...very nice jokes.

[bigbirdbird]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

Dun simply say words when wifey is around

555 ... This One Good

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

Dun simply say words when wifey is around

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[pusahit]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Really Gan Nina...

Very nice share bro.

Hope you continue sharing good jokes.

[PowerTransit]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there.
A little kid passes by and tells him the gas station is closed because everyone is a the funeral of the owner's daughter.

Since he was out of gas, he decided to stay for the night and goes to the funeral.

When he gets there he goes in and looks at the open casket and notices that something is wrong.

He calls the father:
“Sir, I am a doctor and I can assure you she is not dead, she is in a catatonic sleep.”

“What do we do now?”, asks the father.

“Does she have a boyfriend?”, asks the doctor.

“Yes”, replies the father.

“Take her to a room and have the boyfriend have sex with her”.

They do as the doctor said and sure enough, she wakes up.
Everybody was happy and the doctor leaves once he fills up his gas tank.

A few months go by and the doctor returns to the same gas station.
The same kid greets him again:
“Doctor, it is so great to see you again. About a week ago Mrs. Edward died. Half of the town has screwed her already but she is just not waking up”.😎

Moral of the story:
See a doctor before self medication...

🤨🧐🤔🤭🤭

Very good joke hehehe

[ngoyheim]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

This is for Pipi Dyelook:

Hahahaha nice share bro, thanks!!

[Hurricane88]

Gong gong gong....

[hycoffeetic]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Gong gong gong....

Haha read liao gong gong

[Hurricane88]

*NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS … EVERYONE THINKS THEY ARE SENILE*.

An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered. They found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said,: "We've got to give it back."

Sally said: "Finders keepers."
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers, who were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money, knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

Sally said: "No."

Jerry said: "She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said: "Don't believe him, he’s getting senile."

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Jerry said: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday .."

The first police officer turned to his partner and said: "Let’s get out of here."

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