Massage parlours in Bkk

[ruud27]

I agree that the standard in AGG bars have dropped and it's harder to get LT from the girls there. I think I can get better experience from massage joints and clubs/discos.

[indianmagicoil]

Originally Posted by snipeshot08

Ok swee this friday nite I ask MM to sms u, swee bo??? ^_^, Me always no FR one lah, cos go too many cuntries than everytime post FR sure kena labelled as hao lian so I always quietly go in quietly go out. But for u, this time I do super short FR,

Bodytune - errrrr nope no syts, still the usual MILFs but farking hard massage until my neck still pain

Nana - super lousy quality, really dun understand why the quality now drop until so bad, even the Rainbows bars are low in quality, last time go in easily can find 2 or 3 my types but now not even 1

Cowboy - quality slightly better but most puyings have to wait until late late than can LT, damn sian.

Thermae - now super crowded got many types there but mostly asking for 2.5K for ST now.


By the way simi si Bangers?????

Cheerios......SS08 ^_^

On lah... Friday we meet...

I know your specs a bit hard to meet but can find only must look harder. Now-a-days Thai ladies have better working options so AGGs facing puying-power shortage. Soon b like Sinkiepor import FTs from Myanmar, Cambodia and Laos leaw! Maybe one day even have VB working in BKK!

Tharmae pricing is follow SC & NN meat market price. There charge what they follow. Only thing good no BF. Ladies now not want go LT becoz ST can earn enough already so that is why LT price can jump until 5K or more now.

Their business model very simple. "Why must I spend the night with a stranger in a strange room and get fucked at least twice? But if u r so horny then pay me Bht5K to make it worth my while".

I ask you go Healthland not Bodytune lah... Bodytune I also never try before.
So in the end how? Turn on Discovery Channel and PCC in room ah?

P.S. "Bangers" is Bangkok - used a lot in farang forums.

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by snipeshot08

Bodytune - errrrr nope no syts, still the usual MILFs but farking hard massage until my neck still pain

Nana - super lousy quality, really dun understand why the quality now drop until so bad, even the Rainbows bars are low in quality, last time go in easily can find 2 or 3 my types but now not even 1

Cowboy - quality slightly better but most puyings have to wait until late late than can LT, damn sian.

Thermae - now super crowded got many types there but mostly asking for 2.5K for ST now.

Hello Abang,

Bangkok chui liao lah.
Not like good old days liao.
Nowadays good quality Tom Yam exported to Macau, Jarkarta, Dubai, Australia, etc.

If not I'll not ask your consultation on Vientiane Som Tum recipe already.
Now I like to cheong backward places.

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong

If not I ask you Vientiane info for what?
Now I like to cheong backward places.

Cheong pp, USD5 per shot

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Cheong pp, USD5 per shot

How you know I venturing into Cambodia?

For Laos only worth cheonging is in Vientiane.
For Cambodia only worth cheonging is in Phnom Penh.

Hope you open branches in these two cities so I can support you!

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong

Hope you open branches in these two cities so I can support you!

PP I can charge u for USD500 per day tour.

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by naemlo

PP I can charge u for USD500 per day tour.

Ok swee!

Old customers get 50% discount as usual?

[Linnie]

Can anyone please tell me whether VIP is like kapoo? (coz i m not a fan of kapoo )

What is the price like? FJ included? 2 shots?

Sorry, I tried searching more info on this thread already but info not kinda complete..

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by Linnie

Can anyone please tell me whether VIP is like kapoo? (coz i m not a fan of kapoo)

What is the price like? FJ included? 2 shots?

Sorry, I tried searching more info on this thread already but info not kinda complete.

You're very lucky as I was going through my Thailand Cheong CPI database so my memory is refreshed.

VIP (Ratchadapisek) is a Traditional Massage place not a Kapoo Massage.
I would say most if not all will do special service.
Please don't disgrace Singaporeans by straight away ask the cheer guest if fuck job is available or not.

Quality on average 6-7/10.
Age group mainly mid to late 20s.
Mostly fair skin and some can speak Mandarin.
Some of them quite tall and tok gong.
If export to Changping KTVs to become hostess can fetch ¥2000/S$400 for overnight.

Basic Massage Fee (Compulsory) [60 or 120min? Getting old.]
THB600

Optional Service
THB500 (Handjob)
THB800-1000 (Blowjob)
THB1500 (Short-Time)

Going to such places need a little bit of strategy and mind games to get "Minimum Damage*, Maximum Fun".
*Carrotheads do not apply.

Either the masseuse or you will pop the magic question.
If masseuse pop the question first that means it will be buyer's (you) market.
Your bargaining power will be stronger.

If you pop the question first that means it will be seller's (masseuse) market.
Your bargaining power will be weaker.

The above are market rates that are maintained since old cheongsters time.
Maybe now the China men that come in Tour Buses spoil the market liao.

If I don't opt for any special service I'll just give THB600 (Basic Fee to House) + THB300 (Tip to Masseuse).
10 plus years ago just need to tip ¥200 will do but in 2013 I factored in inflation so top up another THB100.
Pay more than THB300 the masseuse will laugh at you being a carrothead behind your back.

In my Feb 2013 visit neither the masseuse or me pop the magic question.
I purposely waiting for her to ask first. Hehe.
I gave THB300 tip but the massuese but she requested THB500 tip for kin kao.
I said no. Hahahaha.


Trivia
In each country when the Foreigners/Non-Local Tourists who don't spend/monger responsibly then the local market will be destabilised.

【Price Low or Stable】 + 【Service Level Good or Satisfactory] = 【Locals >99%, Foreigners/Non-Local Tourists <1%】
【Price Up】 + 【Service Level Down】 = 【Locals <1%, Foreigners/Non-Local Tourists >99%】

MONGER RESPONSIBLY
MAINTAIN STABLE LOCAL MARKET PRICES

Message brought to you by the RMC (Responsible Mongering Association)

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong

Ok swee!

Old customers get 50% discount as usual?

Furthermore 10 stamps, free 1 tour.

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Furthermore 10 stamps, free 1 tour.

Kanasai your customer loyalty programme so garang?!

[Soopafly]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong

VIP (Ratchadapisek) is a Traditional Massage place not a Kapoo Massage.
I would say most if not all will do special service.
Please don't disgrace Singaporeans by straight away ask the cheer guest if fuck job is available or not.

Quality on average 6-7/10.
Age group mainly mid to late 20s.
Mostly fair skin and some can speak Mandarin.
Some of them quite tall and tok gong.
If export to Changping KTVs to become hostess can fetch ¥2000/S$400 for overnight.

Basic Massage Fee (Compulsory) [60 or 120min? Getting old.]
THB600

Optional Service
THB500 (Handjob)
THB800-1000 (Blowjob)
THB1500 (Short-Time)

In my Feb 2013 visit neither the masseuse or me pop the magic question.
I purposely waiting for her to ask first. Hehe.
I gave THB300 tip but the massuese but she requested THB500 tip for kin kao.
I said no. Hahahaha.

Thanks for the heads up and the strategy

600 Bahts will usually get you 120 minutes.

In general, I tip 100 Bahts for 60 minutes of service, and 200 Bahts for 120 minutes, FS or not.

[TonyCheong]

Originally Posted by Soopafly

600 Bahts will usually get you 120 minutes.

In general, I tip 100 Bahts for 60 minutes of service, and 200 Bahts for 120 minutes, FS or not.

Yes should be 120 minutes.

THB200 tip good lah.
This is the old school market rate!

[niknik889]

VIP is a SEX shop. The girls will do traditional massage but make no mistake they want INSERTIONS! INSERTIONS is where the baht is AT!

They will not be happy massaging you for an hour or so and getting tipped 200-300 baht...............lol.

[pearx]

First time sharing FR,

Soapy massage
Went to Poseidon Tues 7.30pm, went up 2nd floor to look at fishbowl, average. Thus went up to model section at 3rd floor. Sat for 5mins with MMS, taking time to pick as im the only customer. The seating arrangement is weird that i cant really see some ladies seated at the corner. But still manage to pick one

Went up, tcss and then get ready for bath. Showered for about 10mins, action began. Great GFE by her, keep on offering me to suck her boobs and to continue w the sex as i was a lil tired. Finish the job and she cont to massage my body. Cuddled and rested till the end of duration.


Name: Puppeh (If im not wrong)
Age: 25
Boobs: 38D
Face: 8/10
Body: 8/10
FJ: 9/10
GFE: 9/10
Damage: 3600+300 tips


Kapoo Massage
Next day went to Studio surprise at 3pm. Counter girl called the girls out 1 by 1 for me to view. About 7 girls available. All different kinds of SYT. Most of the bros should be able to pick one that they like.

Name: Icy
Age: 19
GFE: 8/10
Massage: 8/10
Damage: 2300+200 tips